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JP Liz V1

The Talking Bread wrote: »

Looking forward to The Ram giving The Cats a mention on Sunday afternoon although knowing him he will be hurling in The Ballantyne with some woman whilst the match is going on.

Will he be off to the Ploughing Championships too or doing his own ploughing in Carrigstown :P who hasn't he had yet Niamh, Farrah, Carol or Nora

washiskin

It amazes me that Paul does any business around the place, he's such an ignorant, arrogant git to his neighbours.

bazermc

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Paul and Niamh need a divorce asap all they do is bicker and fight there's no spark there. Line of the night to Oisin "think of me as a fly on the wall " ha ha!

Way overdue. He's had 4 kids with 4 different women none of which was Niamh and one of those kids is a complete little prick who she has to live with.

Flippyfloppy

bazermc wrote: »

Seriously, wtf is a bursary??

Wtf is an installment???

bazermc

Flippyfloppy wrote: »

Wtf is an installment???

The American version of Instalment

El Hombre

washiskin wrote: »

It amazes me that Paul does any business around the place, he's such an ignorant, arrogant git to his neighbours.

Jesus I know.

Seriously like if I owned the corner shop or the pub I'd have him barred long ago for arrgo with the other regulars

sudzs

Flippyfloppy wrote: »

Wtf is an installment???

And wtf sort of hairline crack in the handlebars could possibly cause the throttle to stick???? :rolleyes:

sligojoek

If there's a crack in the handlebars you'd have a lot more to worry about than a sticking throttle. The throttle is operated by a cable external to the handlebar.

Cormdogg

Bursary bursary bursary! Why would 2 show girls be in a Spar in some sh1tty suburb at the Craic of dawn? Bursary bursary bursary

Cormdogg

What mechanic would leave a Spar sans breakfast roll to go get his breakfast in an Italian Bistro?

Cormdogg

Do the Fair City directors keep track or give a f*ck what time of day it's supposed to be?

Cormdogg

So Wayne thinks he was married but he wasn't? Did he never divorce Merideth?

Shakyfan

Cormdogg wrote: »

Do the Fair City directors keep track or give a f*ck what time of day it's supposed to be?

Fixed!

groucho marx

Love hate almost blew his cover....KT...OK there's a hairline fracture.....what....ah on the bike not the person hidden in my lockup yrs this could ah cause the throttle to lock up gotta go sort that asap

Cormdogg

Maybe Alana could ask Love Hate to bring her to one of the other 10,000 pubs in Dublin?

Always number 1

The Talking Bread wrote: »

Don Paulioni is no layabout gangster.

You found KT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope there's a substantial reward - and no Love/Hate in sight :cool:

The Talking Bread

Always number 1 wrote: »

You found KT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope there's a substantial reward - and no Love/Hate in sight :cool:

Alas that was Katy in her "I wear pigtails or minnie mouse ear hair style to emphasise I am a schoolkid even though I look in my mid 20s " years. She is still missing................................ for a few more weeks.



































"Did Someone Say Katy"?

Raven Runner

The Talking Bread wrote: »

Looking forward to The Ram giving The Cats a mention on Sunday afternoon although knowing him he will be hurling in The Ballantyne with some woman whilst the match is going on.

he can mention them away so long as Tipp win

Foggy Jew

Love Hate looking menacing outside RTE offices/ studios/ command centre.

Meridith was leaving on Wednesday?

Mena Mitty

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Paul and Oisin put their breakfast mugs down on a bare table ( no coasters although table mats on centre of table )

Just an observation.

I do that all the time.....

Flippyfloppy

Cormdogg wrote: »

So Wayne thinks he was married but he wasn't? Did he never divorce Merideth?

Nooooo, by do the deed she meant consummate their marriage!!

Mena Mitty

The Talking Bread wrote: »

am i missing something here!

Niamh's housekeeping duties are beginning to wane 😉

Raven Runner

Emmett said Charlotte & Rachel were one on holidays and if Katy was here she'd be gone with them but Charlotte & Rachel hate each other?

The Talking Bread

Raven Runner wrote: »

Emmett said Charlotte & Rachel were one on holidays and if Katy was here she'd be gone with them but Charlotte & Rachel hate each other?

Katy dodged a bullet there!

Perhaps they had this holiday booked since April and by going missing for 5 months, this was the only way to avoid it!





But seriously, I missed that, are their characters really gone on holiday together???????? Thats bizarre writing. Also, where does Charlotte get all her money! I know Sour Trump has an empire of box rooms now but all Charlotte does is lye around on couches making sleight remarks at others.

Maybe she made a killing out of those organic potatos that time.

The Talking Bread

CARRIGSTOWN TIMES

Awkward!!!!!!: A wheel shock as layabout part time stretch in the park tutor Dan misses the pick on the Irish Paralympics squad after being caught out every night drinking and obsessing into a young woman's lesbian love life with her brother

It is believed the dull one threw ((wheeled) himself into one of his strops and his lips started trembling again as he got the news. He is believed to be awheeling the decision but he faces an uphill battle, a battle a man in a wheelchair usually fails in.

Speaking afterwards, close associate Robbie said nothing. Whilst his girlfriend said nothing. Lycra Laura who works alongside dan in an enterprise partnership which swindles people out of money by telling them they will get fit by doing a few stretches in the park didn't seem wheely surprised with his omission, stating "I am the only one who is putting the effort in here," she said," I am the only one handing out the flyers and he just won't get off my back, this partnership is going to fail, we need to work together". When asked what in gods name this cryptic message meant, Lycra said she hadn't a clue, to be honest. "Just following the script I got given 4 months ago which will cover my interactions with Dan for the next two years". She then knocked down some pills and acted really angry and jogged off in her lycra because jogging around the park/street is "her thing"


Local know it all Charlie had some patronising words for Dan which he delivered in his posh accent for the occassion." haw haw haw, I have known Dan since he was able to walk (3 years ago) and Ive seen him grow into the miserable man he is today with literally no life path and just a prop for RTE" "If there is one man who will stand up in this moment of adversity, it wont't be him"

Another paralympic entrant, Doug, who suffers from a rare genetic Bobblehead Syndrome which causes his head to jerk like a pervert in a playground, is confident Dan can get back in however. Doug, who specialises in head tennis has spoken about the new off road wheelchair racing event this year. Dan seemed like a pro after showing his skills off at the joint wedding of the Foleys and the Bishops, the bride of the latter couple, KerriAnn, who will be taking part in the Special Olympics in the mixed tennis event with local dope Wayne next year.

Dan is aware of this new event but is far too miserable to show any enthusiasm into pretending he wheely wants to go to Rio.





In other Carrigstown News, Katy is still missing, and the trial is coming up for her father for assisting a hotel reception desk in murdering his stepson.








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Flippyfloppy

What?!?!?

The Talking Bread

Flippyfloppy wrote: »

What?!?!?

shocking news alright.

sligojoek

I know the lad 2nd from the left in the front row. He had a terrible accident in Australia.

The Talking Bread

sligojoek wrote: »

I know the lad 2nd from the left in the front row. He had a terrible accident in Australia.

has he gone to Rio? Thats an old photo. I know a guy from school over there. In the wheelchair marathon. Only paralysed at 18 after a horrific accident. Picked up the sport two years ago and his arms are built like machines now. Really successful, travels all over the world racing. Absolute hero, and not in anyway patronising way.