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Worst episode ever!

I don't understand and I don't care what this latest feud with the Bishops is about and Paul driving them to France....... or wherever.
I just don't get it, most boring storyline ever.

I fell asleep watching it near the end and woke for the music!

The Talking Bread

4000 episodes!!

Thats almost 8 episodes for the 500 writers!

Massive public sector pension!!

Bella limping for 2000 episodes
300 pennys suits for The Don
40 long black coats " " "
0 smiles for SourPuss
2000 20 boxes of fags for Caddle
7,000,251 private conversations spouted in public
One pair of clogs for Niam
One wheelchair
One hospital bed
300 sieges
20,000 empty coffee cups
1 million pints of p1ss
6,400 glasses of ribena in wine glasses
9000 love triangles/square/hectagonals/ octogans
39 women for The Don
270 winks by The Ram
67,999 tomatos chopped up in Vinos
999 arm folding motions by Niamh
1 black dress for Niamh
One outfit for Cas
2 voices for Bunnion Kelly
188 gangsters that wouldn't scare a child in a playground
7000 extras staring at the mineral shelf
69 lesbian break ups and make ups
360 complete personality transplants by characters
888,915 head jerks by Doug
44 carreer changes by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
66 cleaners
200 aprons and 1 sweeping brush for Bob
Only One Billy Meehan, theres only one Billy Meehan
Sadly there is one Damo
Sadly there is no more Neasa
6000 Missing posters for Katie in the village
10,000 zombie extras doing laps around a tiny park
One Rita's Bell
2 eye transplants for La La Lucy
Zero Competent doctor
One unqualified Nuss who seems to thing she is a qualified Doctor
One missing Bag
Only One Paddy Bishop, there's only One Paddy Bishop
300 failed endeavours by Wayne
One ear bug
555 "just 5 minutes" requests by Nina
Zero mention of Bermuda Triangle Neil
2000 mentions of Galway
1999 mebntions of Cork
40,000 phone calls from Aunt Kitty
Zero interest in their family from The Ram and Doctor Hiya
One Christmas tree lit up properly
1 murder by a hotel reception desk
1 leather jacket and pair of sunglasses for Flynn
Zero actual hours of work done in The Pod
€1,000,000 just taken from a bank account without any suspicion from bank officcials
1 assault on a wheel barrow
1 assault on a flower pot
1 too many scenes with Binjummmmin
8942 mumbles
98 layers of clothing by Emmet
743 shifty scenes with LoveHate
One spoken scene from Stephen
1 set of lycra clothing for Laura
888 arguments between Laura and Dan
3,333 3 months breaks for each character
852 bottles of bleach for Dean
Only one Leo Dowling, One Leo Dowling
Zero scenes with Deegan actually portraying a human being rather than a RoboCop
One conversion of a bungalow overnight
On barring order from Mallow
5,000 stupid schemes by Mondo and the like gone wrong


1 billion laughs on Boards FC thread

bazermc

I wonder how sour puss will be written out. They will probably keep her character and get the girl who played KT to play Rachel and keep KT missing

Strazdas

bazermc wrote: »

I wonder how sour puss will be written out. They will probably keep her character and get the girl who played KT to play Rachel and keep KT missing

Rachel is already talking about moving to Barcelona shortly. I'd say she may well return in the not too distant future though.

Flippyfloppy

Strazdas wrote: »

Rachel is already talking about moving to Barcelona shortly. I'd say she may well return in the not too distant future though.

She'll probably let denzo out of the boot in Spain and head to Barcelona never to be seen again

bazermc

The Talking Bread wrote: »

4000 episodes!!

Thats almost 8 episodes for the 500 writers!

Massive public sector pension!!


billion laughs on Boards FC thread

Dont forget

10 jars of hair wax for robbie

katkin

bazermc wrote: »

Dont forget

10 jars of hair wax for robbie

And 40 different stripey tops for Stripey

JP Liz V1

Strazdas wrote: »

Katy is definitely Eoghan's daughter, he and Debbie are together at least 20 years it seems.

Do Emmet and Michael have the same dad?

walshb

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Do Emmet and Michael have the same dad?

I believe so. He's a mumbling Eskimo I hear!

Strazdas

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Do Emmet and Michael have the same dad?

I've a feeling that when Emmet arrived, he was described as Eoghan's son and Katy's full brother, so that would make the answer 'no'.

The Talking Bread

Strazdas wrote: »

I've a feeling that when Emmet arrived, he was described as Eoghan's son and Katy's full brother, so that would make the answer 'no'.

Well Emmet definitely isn't Gripey's son. Thats been clear from the beginning!!

Mumbles and Eskimo are full brothers, Katy is the daughter of both Ripeys

Actually, I am not sure about Mumbles?? But nearly sure he isn't Gripey's son? I remember them always at eachothers throats and very distant to eachother at first

bottlebrush

The Brennan's kitchen is getting fierce crowded

Michael Weston

I really think they've finally jumped the shark, I wouldn't be shocked if at the end of the episode they showed a clip of Bobby Ewing in the shower, such is the crazy level of ridiculousness they have reached!!!

bottlebrush

Sumo - PI55 or get off the pot. Are we going to tune in tomorrow night with the same crowd and carry on in the kitchen.

paleoperson

What's the reasoning behind getting Rachel to drive Denzo rather than Charlotte?

dirkmeister

Funny when Denzo arrived back, the whole island in the kitchen was shaking like it was made from plastic

Cormdogg

Why can't say anything to the cops???? For blackmailing Charlotte? What the actual f*ck? Are they going to just all go home for dinner? God this has to be the most pathetic FC has ever been? 7 people in the kitchen could've just told Zumo to f*ck off! Will Paul just forget about it in a few weeks and he'lol be defending"my son, my son"

sligojoek

'He's the father of all my kids.' says Niamh.

He's the father of all his own kids, Niamh.

q2xv9rjei4awgb

Acting scholarship ffs

q2xv9rjei4awgb

Would have been funny if Dermot shouted "GOAAAAAAAAAAALLLL" and then smacked that kid of his a headbutt

Cormdogg

Acting scholarship!!!! Pushed the bishops too far? I would happily take on the bishop brothers in a scrap, all bark and no bite! Niamh says Paul will ruin us all???? For what? FFS they could just move out of Fairview or what ever Carraigstown is supposed to be?

bottlebrush

Sumo and Denzo are gone ..... maybe they can let Kerri Ann out of the cupboard now...

Cormdogg

So......sourpuss is pissed off with Paul for blackmailing her so called mate who was trying with her brother to f*ck her over and constantly rip off her Dad. And then they all go for a pint!! Lol lol lol
Sure she's only gone to Effin Spain! What a joke

bottlebrush

Paul found a cure for his migraine.....a plaster on the back of his head!

JoeA3

bottlebrush wrote: »

Paul found a cure for his migraine.....a plaster on the back of his head!

With a perfectly formed red dot in the middle of it. It was like a miniature Japanese flag.

Flippyfloppy

Zumos heading to be the same as Paddy it seems!!

JP Liz V1

Flippyfloppy wrote: »

Zumos heading to be the same as Paddy it seems!!

What happened to the Zumo who couldn't read and was a good mate to Charlie

Strazdas

Caleb Shaggy Appetizer wrote: »

Acting scholarship ffs

In the general scheme of things, it doesn't really mean much, only that the person is training to be a better actor than they already are. But it's no guarantee they will get any lucky breaks, there's probably hundreds of students at the same college.

walshb

Sourpuss's facial reactions are deplorable. It's about all she has!

audi12

Strazdas wrote: »

In the general scheme of things, it doesn't really mean much, only that the person is training to be a better actor than they already are. But it's no guarantee they will get any lucky breaks, there's probably hundreds of students at the same college.

she is gifted will see her in some big films down the road she can always come back to Fair City needed.