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jos28

I seriously wanted to slap Pete and Damien - we 'might' get a big contract so we have to sell the shop . As others here have pointed out they could get someone in to run it for a tenner an hour :rolleyes:

Loving Oisin's antics - and it's even better to see Don Paulinio rattled.
They definitely have to come up with a storyline to keep Clar, he is brilliant. Do we know anything about his background ?
Maybe he is a psychopathic neurosurgeon who has been doing experiments on Oisin and Nicola to trigger their evil gene.
Maybe he is someone that Don Paulionio swindled year ago and is plotting to take over his empire.....
What is Clar's background story ? Answers on a postcard please

Can some tell me whats happened the last 2 weeks I've been away dont have time to catch up

The Talking Bread

Deleted User wrote: »

Can some tell me whats happened the last 2 weeks I've been away dont have time to catch up

That about sums it up......#thumbleweed Oh and Damo and Pete argued, Katie remained missing despite the search being extended to the Charity shop and the Hungry Pigs wheelchair access toilet, the commencement of what will undoubtedly be another excruciating lesbian affair took place, Dan sat on the street corner moaning about flyers for his exercise sh7te, The Don plucked 10 grand from thin air on a Sunday bank holiday morning to payoff Jane to not get Oisin in trouble even though Jane had already made the police (or Deegan as they are called in Carrigstown) aware of his stalking.

That was the exciting bits.

youwould

Katy is still missing, Stripey is (or will be) back shagging The Ram, Laura & Sash are now an item, Dan is annoying, Oisín told Paul that Jane wanted €10K to drop the charges when she really only asked for €5K. He gave the other half to Charlit. Nicola & Cláááááár are back. Niamh called them but it backfired on her. I want Clááááááár to stick around and deck Paul a few times. Ray is back from his 3 month break. Still no sign of Meeeee Daaaaaa, Meeeee Maaaaa, Dermish etc.

Cormdogg

Dean is also awol & no one cares Bottom Decco & Kerri/Carrie-Anne are engaged will we see a wedding within 12 months from now? I'd wager we won't. Is that the last we'll see if Deegans Garda partner?

walshb

How big is Paul's house?

sligojoek

Was Cláááááár speaking chinese on the phone?

jos28

I thought that

Rose was Robbie's

mother

Cormdogg

It's MAD busy in the Station

Cormdogg

As FC non-stories go this Ray/Mondo/Hayley one is p1ss poor

Cormdogg

As FC non-stories go this Ray/Mondo/Hayley one is p1ss poor. I see the Euros have already started in Carraigstown! And a guy can't hand his mate a pound note in a pub? Major crime making a bet in the pub. Ridiculous!

branie2

I think that Robbie's mother is still alive, and asked Colin to lie for her.

walshb

branie2 wrote: »

I think that Robbie's mother is still alive, and asked Colin to lie for her.

By the end of the week it'll transpire that Caddle's his sister.

FFS, will Nicola and Clar just fook off.

Clar, stay as long as you like. I don't mind you ripping into me in front of the wife!

SEPT 23 1989

Nice undercut

youwould

Clááááááár is the funniest character in FC for years.

youwould

Anyone else notice the massive potholes in the middle of the main street? I thought the wheels on the car were going to burst! Half the country is covered in potholes so I have to give credit where credit is due. They got the pothole story spot on.

dee_mc

youwould wrote: »

Anyone else notice the massive potholes in the middle of the main street? I thought the wheels on the car were going to burst! Half the country is covered in potholes so I have to give credit where credit is due. They got the pothole story spot on.

Refreshing change from massive plotholes

bazermc

Robbie and Wayne. The new blues brothers.

bazermc

Where or what is Mallow anyway? Is it some where down the country?

squadro

Mad busy in the station says Hayley. Yeah about six people for two bar staff. Ya wanna try running a bar when their six deep at the bar for last orders and ya have a dose of barmans arse on ya.

youwould

bazermc wrote: »

Where or what is Mallow anyway? Is it some where down the country?

County Cork. Under FC strict guidelines, if a character is to be born in, live in or visit another county, it has to be either Galway or Cork.

Although Pete is from Roscommon I think. And Dermish is from Waterford. Not sure how they got away with that.

happyday

youwould wrote: »

Clááááááár is the funniest character in FC for years.

I hope he stays out of Mallow for a while. Best character in ages.

sligojoek

I could swear I just saw Katie in a "Hidden Hearing" ad.

Mister Vain

youwould wrote: »

Clááááááár is the funniest character in FC for years.

Yes we need more of him. He almost reminds me of Bob Geldof.

desbrook

sligojoek wrote: »

I could swear I just saw Katie in a "Hidden Hearing" ad.

Sure it wasn't a "Missing Hearing " ad ?

Edit - just watched it ....no don't think so but can see why you thought it was her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYTKSInXZfQ

The Talking Bread

sligojoek wrote: »

I could swear I just saw Katie in a "Hidden Hearing" ad.

Christ, get off boards and call this man

The Talking Bread

Wow, this is an interesting piece. I kind of like that Deegan's sole purpose is to arrive on the scene of a crime/scuffle/argument/wheelbarrow assault/pissing in the street occurence at precisely the right moment!

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/fair-city-star-comes-clean-on-his-criminal-past-26640688.html

The Talking Bread

youwould wrote: »

County Cork. Under FC strict guidelines, if a character is to be born in, live in or visit another county, it has to be either Galway or Cork.

Although Pete is from Roscommon I think. And Dermish is from Waterford. Not sure how they got away with that.

Eh...............Kilkenny! Fair City's finest immigrant.

Cormdogg

youwould wrote: »

County Cork. Under FC strict guidelines, if a character is to be born in, live in or visit another county, it has to be either Galway or Cork.

Although Pete is from Roscommon I think. And Dermish is from Waterford. Not sure how they got away with that.

Don't forget the Ram the Cat!

Cormdogg

The Talking Bread wrote: »

Wow, this is an interesting piece. I kind of like that Deegan's sole purpose is to arrive on the scene of a crime/scuffle/argument/wheelbarrow assault/pissing in the street occurence at precisely the right moment!

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/fair-city-star-comes-clean-on-his-criminal-past-26640688.html

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