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messy tessy

Ould Mr Brennan wrote: »

Kiss my face

Smell my cheese!

stoplooklisten

A new series!!

Alan Partridge: You smiled then, Lynn.
Lynn: No, I didn't.
Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. I can read you like a book. And not a very good book. Certainly not 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNabb. Which actually improves with every read.

kevovek

stoplooklisten wrote: »

A new series!!

Alan Partridge: You smiled then, Lynn.
Lynn: No, I didn't.
Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. I can read you like a book. And not a very good book. Certainly not 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNabb. Which actually improves with every read.

As in hes getting a new series or are you just referring to scissored isle?

stoplooklisten

kevovek wrote: »

As in hes getting a new series or are you just referring to scissored isle?

Scissored Isle, can't believe he's back! :pac:


Could someone clear that **** away, please? It's just, it's in my picture. People may associate it with me.

Who Said It? Alan Partridge or Enda Kenny?

http://entertainment.ie/trending/news/Who-Said-It-Alan-Partridge-or-Enda-Kenny/381715.htm

Ould Mr Brennan

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Who Said It? Alan Partridge or Enda Kenny?

http://entertainment.ie/trending/news/Who-Said-It-Alan-Partridge-or-Enda-Kenny/381715.htm

10 out of 10

Back of the net

Welsh Megaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Who Said It? Alan Partridge or Enda Kenny?

http://entertainment.ie/trending/news/Who-Said-It-Alan-Partridge-or-Enda-Kenny/381715.htm

10/10!

Cashback!

Mike Litoris

10 on 10


Back of the net!

dr.fuzzenstein

messy tessy wrote: »

Smell my cheese!

I'll have a British Isles breakfast.

Ipso

I'm meeting Tony Hayers later, he's numero . . . one at the BBC

daisybelle2008

stoplooklisten wrote: »

A new series!!

Alan Partridge: You smiled then, Lynn.
Lynn: No, I didn't.
Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. I can read you like a book. And not a very good book. Certainly not 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNabb. Which actually improves with every read.

Andy McKnob

groucho marx

Hide the steak, it's Chrissie Hynde.

furiousox

"Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise.
Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world.
Nevertheless, nice song."

Grayditch

Mike: Oh, yes, yes. I supply fitted kitchens. The funny thing is, that I’ve been in the business for 15 years, but I cant actually cook! You see a cookery book here, wouldn’t be much use to me!

Michael: Mr Partridge, he said he sells kitchens, right, for 15 year, but he cant cook.

Alan: I know, I heard him.

Michael: Then, right. He spies the cook book and he says “It’d be nee good to me that, would it”

monkey9

Why am i only discovering this thread now!! I need a bloody oxygen mask just reading it.

monkey9

"We're just taking calls on the question, 'if you could make one species of animal extinct, which would it be and how would you do it'. Steve from Swaffham emails to say 'i would make all flightless birds extinct by putting the world's bird seed on a shelf that's slightly too high for them to reach. Thereby, starving them to death'. Thanks Steve.........................and finally we have a text from Ted in Fakenham which simply says 'Cats. Hammers'."

Valentina

Alan: If you could take two famous people and force them to mate who would they be and why. Line 2 we have Duncan in Beckles.

Caller: Hello Alan, I'd go for Stephen Hawking and Pamela Anderson. Then you'd create a beautiful genius.

Alan: What a lovely idea. Or a disabled lifeguard.

monkey9

I love the town names. Just random.

Realt Dearg Sec

monkey9 wrote: »

I love the town names. Just random.

Alan: Tonight, we’re talking about death.
Announcer: Wivenhoe, Flitwick, Tiptree, Holbeach, Pinchbeck, Terrington St Clement, Thetford Forest. It’s 10pm, this is “Norfolk Nights” with Alan Partridge.
Alan: How would you like to be disposed of, when you’re dead? We’re taking letters and emails on that tonight, starting with a letter from Mike who’s 24. He’d like to be buried in a large satin-lined coffin, with a couple of Page Three stunners. They’re alive, he says… I’m not reading that out.

stimpson

monkey9 wrote: »

I love the town names. Just random.

They're all real towns in Norfolk. North Norfolk I would imagine.

I've friends who lived in north Suffolk and I've been in Beccles and used to snigger at road signs for Bungay.

Realt Dearg Sec

stimpson wrote: »

They're all real towns in Norfolk. North Norfolk I would imagine.

I've friends who lived in north Suffolk and I've been in Beccles and used to snigger at road signs for Bungay.

I once did an interview in Norwich where I stayed in what might as have been a Travel Tavern, it's actually a fantastic city, but I remember reading this around the time...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1414681/Norfolk-fails-to-see-the-funny-side-of-Alan-Partridge.html

Basically a city counsellor complaining about Alan Partridge making them a laughing stock, and in the process making people laugh even more... for example: "And he cannot understand why the mere mention of the names of Norfolk villages - such as Spixworth and Acle - produces gales of laughter from the studio audience. Mr Joyce, 49, suggests that the comedian should be invited to visit Norfolk to see some of its achievements, "such as the Nar-Ouse Regeneration Area"."

monkey9

stimpson wrote: »

They're all real towns in Norfolk. North Norfolk I would imagine.

I've friends who lived in north Suffolk and I've been in Beccles and used to snigger at road signs for Bungay.

Oh yeah, i know they're real. But i just love the randomness. I can just imagine them looking up town names to use.

ronnie3585

Really loved Scissored Isle. Anyone know if/when there will be a second episode?

Ipso

On "Water sports"
Perhaps those people were caught short.
They do it on purpose, Lynn!

MillField

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Really loved Scissored Isle. Anyone know if/when there will be a second episode?

I want a second series..

Grayditch

groucho marx

Needless to say I had the last laugh now f*** off

BMMachine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oAYQyLUGP0

messy tessy

Scissored Isle repeat on sky Atlantic +1 right now!

Realt Dearg Sec

It's cholesterol. Scottish people eat it. Few of them make 60.