Alan Partridge Superthread - Sponsored by Dettol

Mike Litoris

"Well Sonja that was classic intercourse. So, er, thanks. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going"

myshirt

Lads, if you are going to get angry would you mind getting angry down the centre of the table. Thank you.

IamtheWalrus

Have you put t’corpse under t’patio?

toonarmy1

Thargor wrote: »

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myshirt

I can hear some girls, but I can't see any.

jooksavage

Use the shower nozzle to blast off the scum

Lorelli!

I love the tension between Alan and Dave Clifton when they are changing over radio slots.

Can't find the full clip but he loses it a bit with him here ...

Fred Swanson

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Welsh Megaman

If you happen to be in Manchester early next month, you could do worse than to head to Band On The Wall for the Alan Partridge quiz, hosted by Michael himself! :O

https://bandonthewall.org/events/alan-partridge-quiz-hosted-geordie-michael/

Sue Cook must have pulled out

Fred Swanson

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Lorelli!

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

If you happen to be in Manchester early next month, you could do worse than to head to Band On The Wall for the Alan Partridge quiz, hosted by Michael himself! :O

The best of friends..and poor Lynne will come back as a badger :pac:

Fred Swanson wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYPrqubRGXY

"Jibberish classic" :pac:

Thargor

People do know about Mid Morning Matters dont they? All the episodes are up on Dailymotion. It was a promo for Fosters but Sky took it up for the second series, its as good as IAP imo, some absolutely classic moments, Dave Clifton features in it. Sidekick Simon is the star though.

fussyonion

"So give me a call – PLEASE! Seriously though, DO give me a call. It’s 4:50am, the Queen is dead, long live the Kings’ Singers.

Now we’ve had several calls during the last few hours, about a humorous comment I made some time ago. Just to reassure you, the Queen is not dead. It was a humorous intro into a song which seems to have been taken a bit too literally by one or two listeners, and a newspaper.

So just to repeat,Queen Elizabeth II is not dead. Unless she went in the night and is yet to be discovered by the maid."

Ipso

It's camp David.
What's your favourite food?
Ooh, mince!

IamtheWalrus

Danny Franchetti's jazz box

paddylonglegs

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

Danny Franchetti's jazz box

Sorry, it's the new digital system

Ipso

Alan: I didn’t know you were married.

Michael: Aye. I married a Phillipino lassie, like. It didn’t work out. She didn’t like Newcastle and she didn’t fit in with the culture.

Alan: Right, so she’s gone back home?

Michael: No, she moved to Sunderland. She’s shacked up with my brother.

RayM

Alan: Give me another series, you shit.

The BBC: Oh, ok then.

munster87

Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies, buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now **** off!

IamtheWalrus

munster87 wrote: »

Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies, buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now **** off!

needles to say you took drugs!

jooksavage

Sh*t, did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine

paddylonglegs

jooksavage wrote: »

Sh*t, did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine

Goal.



And another!

Big Vern

That was liquid football!

Walter E GO

Richard Madeley chaneling his inner Alan.
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/25/hope-youre-enjoying-alan-partridge-good-morning-britain-much-us/

fussyonion

Sorry if it's already been mentioned but has anyone listened to Alan reading his own autobiography "Nomad"?
I'm currently listening to it (it's 6 hours long) on Youtube and it's bloody fantastic.

BMMachine

fussyonion wrote: »

Sorry if it's already been mentioned but has anyone listened to Alan reading his own autobiography "Nomad"?
I'm currently listening to it (it's 6 hours long) on Youtube and it's bloody fantastic.

cook a cat Im doing the exact same thing! Im about 1 1/2 hours in, smashing stuff

Agrian Brian

fussyonion wrote: »

Sorry if it's already been mentioned but has anyone listened to Alan reading his own autobiography "Nomad"?
I'm currently listening to it (it's 6 hours long) on Youtube and it's bloody fantastic.

Having listened to both "Nomad" and its forerunner "I, Partridge" I have to say that I found "Nomad" not as consistently funny as "I, Partridge". You can tell the time, love and attention that went into "I, Partridge" and I think any follow up was going to pale in comparison in my opinion.

Grayditch

Agrian Brian wrote: »

Having listened to both "Nomad" and its forerunner "I, Partridge" I have to say that I found "Nomad" not as consistently funny as "I, Partridge". You can tell the time, love and attention that went into "I, Partridge" and I think any follow up was going to pale in comparison in my opinion.

jooksavage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcreshuhfR4

Realt Dearg Sec

I had to turn that off it was so embarrassing.