The Late Late Show April 8th 2016

Berserker

This man is far too intelligent to be a TD in this country.

Ol' Donie

PeterTheEighth wrote: »

Ah here, Donie, there's no need for that. I dont want to live in a country where I'm expected to be responsible for my actions.

Yeah, me neither. And none of this nanny state bollocks either.

This country, eh?

Patty O Furniture

ProudDUB wrote: »

This.

A thousands times yes.

The sheer number of TD's & senators that are sons, daughters, nieces, nephews etc etc of former TD's is staggering.

Also don't forget Enda getting a job on the inside for the daughter's boyfriend

Atlantic Dawn

Skid X wrote: »

Above anything else, he is apparently a terrific Doctor.

It must be such a rewarding job with success but it would be hard too when you have patients you have got to know personally and you know there's no hope.

Patty O Furniture

Skid X wrote: »

Above anything else, he is apparently a terrific Doctor.

What kind of doctor is he, is he in St James's?

Skid X

wil wrote: »

Complete the following
Skid Row
SkiDoo
Skid ....X

Heh, very good

Welsh Megaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Clozeline, put your shirt on it.

Holywell, with Jonjo O'Neill in the saddle

Vorenus400

Skid X wrote: »

Above anything else, he is apparently a terrific Doctor.

He seems sincere in what he is saying. Not just a show for the camera like the amadan beside him

Ally Dick

His daughter is tasty

Ol' Donie

Lads, I think I'm dying.

I mean, I feel fine. Live an almost boringly average life, doing normal things normal people do.

But every week I watch this, I feel like I must be dying somehow. If not now, then pretty soon.

velo.2010

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

So, guys and gals...

Any tips for the big horsey race tomorrow?

The top two weighted horses - Many Clouds and Silviniaco Conti - are by far the best in the race. Many Clouds won last year and Conti steps up in trip.

The JP McManus pair of Gallant Oscar and Shutthefrontdoor have been aimed for this all year. Those in the know claim that the owner and trainers involved are known for 'protecting' their horses in prep races, ie, not letting the horses run to their true form to protect their handicap mark.

Saint Are has form at the track and in this race and runs off a light weight.

The Talking Bread

so.......eh..........why is he here? What have I learnt from this interview? Is he going to make a sausage or run around maybe??

PeterTheEighth

It's great that they have cures for terrible diseases but this unfortunately means that more people will be put in nursing homes suffering from mental diseases like Alzheimer's and Dementia. I work for a number of nursing homes and it sends a shiver down my spine passing some of the rooms in there.


(i.e. cos the broadband speed is terrible, and porn/gambling/social media are blocked by the content filter)

Lisha

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Clozeline, put your shirt on it.

I feel so thick now... I just spent last while looking for the odds

Atlantic Dawn

Lisha wrote: »

I feel so thick now... I just spent last while looking for the odds

Sorry, the same gag was done on me last year

PeterTheEighth

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

It must be such a rewarding job with success but it would be hard too when you have patients you have got to know personally and you know there's no hope.

Are you referring to Tubridy or John Crown?

CollyFlower

Someone mentions they had a baby, get an applause, why do they do that? ... Like, the same thing happens when someone says 'I'm off the drink / drugs , 2 weeks and they get applauded for it!

Ol' Donie

Did you know Trebor is just Robert backwards?

I can't remember who the Robert was, their founders kid or some sh*t.

Welsh Megaman

CollyFlower wrote: »

Someone mentions they had a baby, get an applause, why do they do that? ... Like, the same thing happens when someone says 'I'm off the drink / drugs , 2 weeks and they get applauded for it!

I'm on the drink tonight.

Thank you, thank you, you're too kind!

dublinman1990

Patty O Furniture wrote: »

What kind of doctor is he, is he in St James's?

He is a Consultant Oncologist in St Vincent's Hospital which is down the road from RTE & in St Luke's Hospital in Rathgar.

Autosport

PeterTheEighth wrote: »

Are you referring to Tubridy or John Crown?

I think I'm Tubs only hope left in the thread

tampopo

Patty O Furniture wrote: »

Also don't forget Enda getting a job on the inside for the daughter's boyfriend

No way! Who is that?

(I should google it, right?)

Torricelli

Is she having some sort of stroke?

PeterTheEighth

Give us a few bars of Return to Innocence, Shovel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

Jaysus I still remember the night I did that for the karaoke night. So does everybody else.

Patty O Furniture

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Did you know Trebor is just Robert backwards?

I can't remember who the Robert was, their founders kid or some sh*t.

What's the old saying, one too many, you might turn (Ro) Bertie

Pinch Flat

Are there lyrics to this?

Ol' Donie

I'll ask what I always ask when this Celtic warbling nonsense comes on.

Does anyone, anywhere actually listen to it by choice?

(Apart from Colm Meany in Intermission)

wil

CollyFlower wrote: »

Someone mentions they had a baby, get an applause, why do they do that? ... Like, the same thing happens when someone says 'I'm off the drink / drugs , 2 weeks and they get applauded for it!

I'm conflicted on whether I should thank your post or not.
But well done anyway.

Tis a ting your obliged to do in public tv situations to avoid awkwardness.

screamer

Pinch Flat wrote: »

Are there lyrics to this?

There are but it's so long drawn out you can't make them out. The first bit is mise eireann.

Atlantic Dawn

This should be at the Eurovision.

Ally Dick

Didn't like that song at all. Mumbled rubbish

Patty O Furniture

dublinman1990 wrote: »

He is a Consultant Oncologist in St Vincent's Hospital which is down the road from RTE & in St Luke's Hospital in Rathgar.

I wonder how many he's treated from the RTE canteen, what with their aches from bulging wallets

PeterTheEighth

Fair play to her, she's a brave young girl.

Ol' Donie

Pinch Flat wrote: »

Are there lyrics to this?

Yep.

"Waaaaay aaaahhh
Séé aaaahhh
Ooooooo aaaahh
Tééaaaa aaaaahhh"

That's from Lyrics.com.

The Talking Bread

Test her for Performance enhancing Drugs, lemsips, lozenges everything

Autosport

Beautiful song but I'm not in the mood for it now.

Lisha

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

This should be at the Eurovision.

And the video would include panoramic scenes from our gorgeous fair isle

Ol' Donie

wil wrote: »

I'm conflicted on whether I should thank your post or not.
But well done anyway.

Tis a ting your obliged to do in public tv situations to avoid awkwardness.

Yeah. And it keeps them awake.

CollyFlower

A meth bar??

PeterTheEighth

The Rural Marriage Referendum?

Say Your Number

Mike from Breaking Bad?

ProudDUB

No Ryan, the world STARTS at the Red Cow roundabout.*

As long as yer heading in the right direction.



(Yes, I know there is no roundabout there any more.)

Red Kev

Michael Fitzmaurice. Smug, egoist who believes his own hype. Talks a lot, most of it fluff and is so often totally wrong, just another politician in it for himself.

darlett

Is this Mario Rosenstock in disguise? Lady in red dress is at home on tenderhooks.

Atlantic Dawn

They need to stop one off housing in the middle of nowhere that cost the state a fortune to provide roads and services to, that would be a start.

Ally Dick

To hell with the Ruralites. What do they expect ?

Patty O Furniture

Whaat no Michael Healy Rae, to save the Dae?

PeterTheEighth

that man has amazing dexterity in his neck. I'd say he would be incredible at that picking the stars out from between the snakes with your teeth game on I'm A Celebrity

screamer

Oh Jesus hes a yes no bobble head..... and giving me nausea........

Atlantic Dawn

The farmers did great out of the EU.