The Ray D'Arcy Show - 9th. April 2016

Firefox11

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I like Trump from a point of view that he's using his own money and not being bankrolled by corporations looking for all kinds of shoddy deals down the line.

You know that trump is building a sea wall down at doonbeg golf club to protect the golf club from the sea.....











.....an he is going to get the Irish to pay for it. :D

honeybear

West Wing Fan here

sudzs

What height are you?? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Welsh Megaman

SHE'S TALLER THAN RAY

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Morrissey

When someone told Pixie she would be handling a little prick tonight she didn't expect Ray.

RobertKK

Could have used a Polaroid camera, just saying...

monkey9

RobertKK wrote: »

Speaking of charities, I got a letter during the week and a cheque for €250 fell out of it, had won in a draw, nice surprise.

Yeah, well i got a cheque for €479 in the post from a particular gym meaning all i had to do was sign up for membership and produce the cheque at reception so that covered my signing up fee and i only had to pay the monthly debit fee.

So who's the real winner here buddy?? Don't answer that, i don't want to embarrass you.

Patty O Furniture

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Haven't heard from her for a while, didn't she give up comedy for a singing career or summat?

I'd heard that she was doing comedy for 15yrs or more before teh RTE Gig, but wasn't there a comedian there & then got the part for playing Sherlock's girlfriend?

tampopo

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Bill Pullman in 'Independence Day' :cool:

Kevin Kline in 'Dave'.

Atlantic Dawn

Firefox11 wrote: »

.....an he is going to get the Irish to pay for it. :D

Yes as he's got the Irish government eating out of his hand after Noonan waiting for him getting off the plane in Shannon with those harp playing ladies, it was like something out of D'Arby O'Gill...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9i1HHTdcXU

Berserker

Jesus Joe. I'm scarlet here. She just said oral sex on television. :eek:

Patty O Furniture

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

SHE'S TALLER THAN RAY

:eek: :eek: :eek:

& that's without the shoes

Squire Ladd

Wasn't Ray almost a doctor or something ?

RobertKK

Ray trying to sex up his dreadful program.

Skid X

Are they using a Salt n Pepa song for their theme tune?

Ol' Donie

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Trump V Putin would be fun.

Like a boxing match.

Iiiin the blue corner...German Donaaald Truuuump...

Iiiin the red corner "Shootin' Vlad Puuuuutiiin"

Ding ding ding

Welsh Megaman

Patty O Furniture wrote: »

& that's without the shoes

You just know Ray is trying to think of a question to belittle her.






But that would mean deviating from his cue cards

Morrissey

One of Ray's hilarious scripted 'spontaneous' bits.

Welsh Megaman

Ray: YOU ARE A WOMAN AND ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AMBITION.

RobertKK

Ireland has no hope, sorry Pixie.

Patty O Furniture

Squire Ladd wrote: »

Wasn't Ray almost a doctor or something ?

Afaik, it was a psychiatrist, like rugby he also says, i know a bit about pain in the necks :rolleyes:

The Talking Bread

Squire Ladd wrote: »

Wasn't Ray almost a doctor or something ?

no.?? his degree was essentially a BA in psychology

amdublin

She's funny/self deprecating

RobertKK

The Talking Bread wrote: »

no.?? his degree was essentially a BA in psychology

..and lacks human tact lot of times on his TV show.

Morrissey

Who's the shortest man you've seen, Pixie? How tall was he. Was he taller than me? Pixie? PIXIE

Muahahaha

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Trump V Putin would be fun.

Trump is already on record as calling Putin 'a nice guy' and that 'we should just all get along', this US Presidential election is scary with him in the race

RobertKK

Sure we were baptised in the hospital when I was born, 40 years on Monday.

Skid X

I suppose a tastefully done informative sexual education programme could be one of the better programmes RTE has produced in recent years;

Morrissey

Very supernatural feel to this interview. You've got a pixie and when Ray has a bowl of porridge, he's a goblin.

Welsh Megaman

Does Pixie's daughter have trouble pressing the right buttons too?

RobertKK

Muahahaha wrote: »

Trump is already on record as calling Putin 'a nice guy' and that 'we should just all get along', this US Presidential election is scary with him in the race

But Clinton is hand in pocket with the Saudis.

Patty O Furniture

The Talking Bread wrote: »

no.?? his degree was essentially a BA in psychology

Now it's BS in psychology

Atlantic Dawn

Skid X wrote: »

I suppose a tastefully done informative sexual education programme could be one of the better programmes RTE has produced in recent years;

No doubt Liveline the following day will be loaded with calls complaining of her dealing with some fellas case of knobrot.

amdublin

Good woman Pixie!

Berserker

Skid X wrote: »

I suppose a tastefully done informative sexual education programme could be one of the better programmes RTE has produced in recent years;

Hmm, who would we get to present it?

Morrissey

Berserker wrote: »

Hmm, who would we get to present it?

Ray's Sex Cauldron.
Miriam's Minge Motel.

tampopo

What I hate, hate, hate, hate about his manner is the way he looks away from the camera before the camera switches away from him. Whether it's like he just did there, introducing the band, or whenever he introduces a guest, he looks away, or down at his cue cards before the camera flicks away...Brendan used to do it when introducing guests too...

Skid X

This is like something from Youngline in 1983

Say Your Number

Does the lad on drums have music notes tattooed on his arm?

Also the Edge wants his guitar sound back.

krustydoyle

Does the singer need to use the jacks???

Skid X

Berserker wrote: »

Hmm, who would we get to present it?

Serious answer: Professor John Crown

RobertKK

I remember in the early 1990s, pretending to be sick to get a day off school, turned on the BBC around 11.30am and they had a naked man and woman on for a sex education program.

Ol' Donie

Morrissey wrote: »

Ray's Sex Cauldron.
Miriam's Minge Motel.

"How it's done" with Marty Morrissey.

Welsh Megaman

Enough about your saucy sexual positions, Joe.

Say Your Number

Donegal is the new Cork.

Patty O Furniture

Morrissey wrote: »

Who's the shortest man you've seen, Pixie? How tall was he. Was he taller than me? Pixie? PIXIE

Ooh the irony, a pixie taller than Ray :D

Skid X wrote: »

I suppose a tastefully done informative sexual education programme could be one of the better programmes RTE has produced in recent years;

It could be like The Girl Next Door, bestselling sexpert video

tampopo wrote: »

What I hate, hate, hate, hate about his manner is the way he looks away from the camera before the camera switches away from him. Whether it's like he just did there, introducing the band, or whenever he introduces a guest, he looks away, or down at his cue cards before the camera flicks away...Brendan used to do it when introducing guests too...

You know what would be worse, when he looks at the camera & you see camera trickery of a twinkle in his eye, like a cute hoor does

RobertKK

Up the Duff with Joe.

Muahahaha

Berserker wrote: »

Hmm, who would we get to present it?

A gaggle of TG4 weather girls hopefully, they're so under utilised

tylercheribini

This and The Late Late exemplify more than any the incestuous pale,male and stale hierarchy of RTE. Nationwide looks avant garde in comparison

Patty O Furniture

Wait, Did i hear right, was it Pixie had a kid named D'arcy?