The Late Late Show April 15th 2016

For Reals

No sign of yis!

Info off of Joe.ie...

Tonight!
Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick


Supervet and Laois native Noel Fitzpatrick will be joining Ryan to chat about the pioneering surgeries that made him famous, from giving prosthetic titanium paws to Oscar the Bionic Cat, to the state-of-the-art keyhole surgery he uses daily to save animals at the UK's most famous veterinary practice.
Noel is also going to have a crack at diagnosing the nation's ailing pets, with videos and pictures being submitted by viewers on Twitter using #LateLateSupervet, the Late Late's Facebook page and by email to latelateextra@rte.ie.

Mouse Morris


Less than a week on from Rule the World’s momentous win at the Grand National, Mouse and his son Jamie will reminisce about a memorable weekend at Aintree and discuss a tough year for the family following the tragic death of son and brother, Tiffer Morris, who passed away due to carbon monoxide poisoning.

Emily Hourican

Having shared details of her cancer battle with readers of the Sunday Independent, journalist Emily Hourican will update Ryan on her current progress and discuss why she got it all out in the open.

Shazia Mirza

The British-Asian Muslim stand-up comedian Shazia Mirza will join Ryan to talk about her new show, The Kardashians Made Me Do It, where she doesn't mince her words about the women who fangirl on ISIS fighters.


Vogue Williams and Louis Walsh Missed him by a week


Vogue and Louis will be acting as judges for Junk Kouture, a national contest which encourages second level students to create striking couture designs and works of wearable art using everyday items that would normally find their way into the bin.

Music from…

Luka Bloom, We Banjo 3 and YouTube sensation Bry.

Alright so....


Yep, two misery slots for the price of one, and Louis on to judge fashion......

Fr Tod Umptious

A misery slot special.

Cancer and carbon monoxide poisoning.

Because Tubridy doesn't have a clue about sport he'll likely focus on the tragedy in the Morris family rather than the success.

Ol' Donie

Louis and f*ckin Vogue? Again? Grrragh. I would just love it if someone would actually ask him proper questions for once.

"Louis, your book "Louis Walsh's Fast Track To Fame", what was the message in that book? Was it really as shallow as it seems? How do you feel about literally cashing in on naive young kids ill founded hopes & dreams? What about promoting the idea of the importance of fame over the importance of achievement to the point where the acievement isn't even mentioned?"

"How do you think people who trained to be musicians feel when they see you laughing off how your cash cow mime artists play an absolutely minimal, if indeed any, part in the process of making records?"

"As for you, Vouge, literally... ... ...what's your thing again? Why are you here? Vague Williams, more like Literally."

grey_so_what

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Louis and f*ckin Vogue? Again? Grrragh. I would just love it if someone would actually ask him proper questions for once.

"Louis, your book
"As for you, Vouge,

You'll be on Prime Time next Donie if you keep up this investigative journalistic standards thingie............;):p

Hope the vet man hasn't any sad stories, don't like the woebegone doggeh and kitteh stories......:(..happy ones only please!

thunderdog

Finally hit the big time and in the show audience tonight

My tactical plan involves several glasses of free red wine before the show so I can get through the misery slots, a nice wink to the camera at approx 10.27 and finishing with a nice sing and clap along to end the show

Red Kev

This is diabolical. I know the parents of one of the junk couture exhibitors so I have to watch.

That means putting up with Walsh. Proof that talentless gormless prats like him will always get on the closed shop that is RTE.

I think a country of 4.6 million can get two judges together that aren't regulars on the show.

BabysCoffee

thunderdog wrote: »

Finally hit the big time and in the show audience tonight

My tactical plan involves several glasses of free red wine before the show so I can get through the misery slots, a nice wink to the camera at approx 10.27 and finishing with a nice sing and clap along to end the show

Woo hoo!!! An infiltrator!

We will need a trip report after the show.

Oh and if you get the opportunity a big shout out to all the boardses

grey_so_what

BabysCoffee wrote: »

Woo hoo!!! An infiltrator!

We will need a trip report after the show.

Oh and if you get the opportunity a big shout out to all the boardses

It's generally a big cough at the most inappropriate moment of misery

Red Kev

If you pull something like this I'll buy you a barrel of you're favourite beer.

https://youtu.be/gu6d0ns-JJU

Atlantic Dawn

Red Kev wrote: »

If you pull something like this I'll buy you a barrel of you're favourite beer.

https://youtu.be/gu6d0ns-JJU

I wonder where is he now. He would be the perfect candidate for a Running Man type gameshow as punishment.

Welsh Megaman

Evening all

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Louis and f*ckin Vogue? Again? Grrragh. I would just love it if someone would actually ask him proper questions for once.

''So...Hometown was a complete disaster. Where do you think you went wrong?''

Welsh Megaman

grey_so_what wrote: »

It's generally a big cough at the most inappropriate moment of misery

You expect a person to cough for a solid two hours and ten minutes? :pac:

grey_so_what

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

You expect a person to cough for a solid two hours and ten minutes? :pac:

:D:D

It's been documented on the SNS thread WM!!....

Did you spring-clean behind the couch by any chance? I've an idea we could be heading there anytime in the next few weeks....:D I'll bring the hoosh! Pity Lapin and cofy aren't around, I have a few bottles of lovely vino they'd like.....:(

sudzs

grey_so_what wrote: »

Pity Lapin and cofy aren't around, I have a few bottles of lovely vino they'd like.....:(

I know Lapin got the boot but where's cofy???

oh... evenin' all!

grey_so_what

sudzs wrote: »

where's cofy???

WM, check the couch!!

Good evening all,

Cold is the word, like an iceberg out there!


First words I heard was "Family tragedy" in the promo.......................




***Panics***

I might not have enough wine...................:eek:

Ally Dick

Is Louis Walsh finally in vogue ? I doubt it......snigger....mind you, she'd love his money

Ol' Donie

Evening dudes.

How's she cuttin' tonight?

CollyFlower

Oh great, another shlt lineup.

Ally Dick

Who's the pin cushion in the audience ?

Berserker

Evening all. What's with the two toy robots behind Ryan. Are they new?

grey_so_what

The sister loves this vet, I only watched one, poor lad homeless lost his dog to an illness.......that was it for me............Please no sad stories......


Ah, here's Mouse, lovely man - very sorry for his loss RIP

ProudDUB

I love you all truly, madly, deeply.

You know I do.

But it's been a very rough week.

I can't any more misery, I really can't.

Especially not cancer.

So I'm leaving you.

(For tonight.)

I'm sorry.

It's not you, it's me.

:(:(

Ally Dick

Has Mouse had a few shandies ?

walshb

Tubs and Morris have no clue on etiquette. It's the grand national. You do not refer to it as English.

Ol' Donie

ProudDUB wrote: »

I love you all truly, madly, deeply.

You know I do.

But it's been a very rough week.

I can't any more misery, I really can't.

Especially not cancer.

So I'm leaving you.

(For tonight.)

I'm sorry.

It's not you, it's me.

:(:(

Ah, jesus. Hope you're alright.

I'm dipping in and out tonight. Not having the cancer or suicide.

Welsh Megaman

Mark King of Level 42 looking well.

coolhull

Good work on the Grand National, Mouse, but cut the sh*t, we're only interested in tragedy here....

Atlantic Dawn

Ally Dick wrote: »

Has Mouse had a few shandies ?

The eyes say yes.

VincePP

walshb wrote: »

Tubs and Morris have no clue on etiquette. It's the grand national. You do not refer to it as English.

But he won both English and Irish, so for purpose of the discushion (hic), its right to distinguish.

ProudDUB

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Ah, jesus. Hope you're alright.

I'm dipping in and out tonight. Not having the cancer or suicide.

Ah no, I'm grand. But there comes a time, when you just have to Say No To All The Fcuking Misery ! :mad:

grey_so_what

Decent man Mouse....

Ol' Donie

Obviously I don't care about horsey racing. I mean come on...

But I do admire this chap's hair cut. I'm aiming to have a similar effort once I finally escape from the old rat race

sudzs

Poor aul horse got short shrift there... straight to the misery. :rolleyes:

J.pilkington

CollyFlower wrote: »

Oh great, another shlt lineup.

Go grab the remote so, it's what most people do if they don't like a programme

Ally Dick

Mouse is not very articulate

grey_so_what

ProudDUB wrote: »

Ah no, I'm grand. But there comes a time, when you just have to Say No To All The Fcuking Misery ! :mad:

I hear you PD, hang in there XXX gsw

PeterTheEighth

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Evening all ''So...Hometown was a complete disaster. Where do you think you went wrong?''

There were two problems.

1) Louis had more enlisted in the band than General Jap had enlisted to fight the Americans
2) Over the years, Louis' definition of handsome seems to have deviated from the tweenies definition of handsome.

Atlantic Dawn

It should be mandatory in every house.

grey_so_what

Ally Dick wrote: »

Mouse is not very articulate

He is a great character actually, trained a horse for our family, not a media person at all.

Gentleman in every sense of the word.

Ol' Donie

So, you won a big race, eh?

Tell me about when you lost your son?

grey_so_what

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

It should be mandatory in every house.

I agree AD, they do them cheap enough in Aldi/Lidl from time to time

Ol' Donie

"Did you think when your horse was running that your son was watching down?"

Congrats, Ryan. Your worst question ever.

walshb

VincePP wrote: »

But he won both English and Irish, so for purpose of the discushion (hic), its right to distinguish.

No it's not. Anyone with half a brain knows that there is only one grand national. The rest need distinguishing.

Atlantic Dawn

He should have brought the horse in with him.

coolhull

J.pilkington wrote: »

Go grab the remote so, it's what most people do if they don't like a programme

Whether we grab the remote or not, we still have to pay e160 TV licence every year to put up with this

Allinall

walshb wrote: »

No it's not. Anyone with half a brain knows that there is only one grand national.

No they don't, actually.

More to life than horse racing.

Ol' Donie

grey_so_what wrote: »

He is a great character actually, trained a horse for our family, not a media person at all.

Gentleman in every sense of the word.

Well la-di-da Ms Grey-So-Ewing.

Welsh Megaman

I do believe you would classify Mouse's hairstyle as a 'mullet'

:eek:

grey_so_what

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

He should have brought the horse in with him.

Who died belonging to the horse AD?........

:eek:

The Talking Bread

Ally Dick wrote: »

Mouse is not very articulate

I've seen some of your posts, mate..........

grey_so_what

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Well la-di-da Ms Grey-So-Ewing.

***Bashes Donie with shoulder pads***




:P:P:P

Thought I'd spring that one out!!

Got 2nd place too!!....;)