Joleon Lescott vs Stan Collymore

Paully D

Not content with his embarrassing performances, interviews and tweets, Lescott has moved on to offering out pundits via social media.



Cracking retort from Stan Collymore it must be said:

StupidLikeAFox

I'm normally attracted to a pair of tits, but not in this case

Sir Gallagher

There's only one man who could sort this out.

speedboatchase

'Your not talking to some of the lightweights in the dressing now'.

Damn right. You're talking to the toughest woman-beater out there.

blueser

Not a big fan of cockfighting myself.

This is what Lescott said yesterday

Now it's confirmed, maybe it's a weight off the shoulders and we can give these fans what they deserve, some performances," Lescott told BBC 5 Live.

Couple this with the car photo and it's probably fair to surmise he's not the sharpest tool in the box

blueser

RoboKlopp wrote: »

This is what Lescott said yesterday



Couple this with the car photo and it's probably fair to surmise he's not the sharpest tool in the box

Not forgetting the gum throwing contest with a team mate at Wycombe and the laughing and joking while on the bench at that game. Did he also tell the fans to fcuk off when they had a go at that game?

galwaylad14

A right pair of eejits but Collymore's tweet about the phone being in his pocket is class

KaiserGunner

blueser wrote: »

Not forgetting the gum throwing contest with a team mate at Wycombe and the laughing and joking while on the bench at that game. Did he also tell the fans to fcuk off when they had a go at that game?

Yeah that was with Brad Guzan. Possibly the two worst players for Villa who were the worst team in the league. The sheer arrogance by two garbage footballers, who think they are untouchable. The sad thing is they may find clubs at a higher level than the championship. First thing Villa need to do is get rid of them two clowns. I'm not even a Villa fan and there behaviour throughout the season has put a bitter taste in the mouth.

Korat

What was the car thing?

Bret Hart

Korat wrote: »

What was the car thing?

Dogging,I think. Sorry my bad,I thought you where referring to Collymore and his antics he got up too in a carpark somewhere. Here's what's your looking for.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/joleon-lescott-tweet-aston-villa-player-claims-car-picture-was-tweeted-by-accident-as-fans-fume-a6874611.html

galwaylad14

Korat wrote: »

What was the car thing?

After a recent Villa defeat their fans were going cracked at the team and players on Twitter. Lescott was getting a lot of abuse and his next tweet was him just posting up a picture of his car, can't remember what it was but it was a serious set of wheels that might cost a couple of hundred grand to buy. The obvious implication being, "abuse me all you want but I don't care because how many of ye can afford a car like this?"

He then came out with the ridiculous excuse that he was driving at the time the picture was posted and the phone was in his pocket and the picture got posted by accident.

GreNoLi

Lescott has been using the cloaking device for a good while now.

Korat

:eek:

Wow that's pathetic.

wonga77

That car tweet has to be one of the dumbest things Ive ever seen a footballer do, the excuse he came out with afterwards was just as bad too

There are few things as amusing as two not so bright fellows arguing. This is real "bald men fighting over a comb" stuff.

Laois_Man

Never thought I'd be on Stan Collymore's side in a fight but if they did meet up, I'd love it if he kicked the living ****e out of that bollox!

jester77

Whatever about this nonsense between these 2, Lescott is an utter disgrace to the Villa jersey. If I was a Villa fan I would be absolutely livid. This man is getting paid ridiculous money, he's their captain (or vice-captain?) and this is the leadership that he portrays. It's no wonder the club have capitulated if this is the example that is shown by a supposed leader.

Flint Fredstone

Laois_Man wrote: »

Never thought I'd be on Stan Collymore's side in a fight but if they did meet up, I'd love it if he kicked the living ****e out of that bollox!

If given the choice, I'd prefer Collymore to come out the worst in fairness.

irishguitarlad

I see where paul mcgrath is chipping in now in the side of Collymore.

CSF

They're both difficult to like. I wouldn't fancy Collymore's chances in that fight though.

Laois_Man

jester77 wrote: »

Whatever about this nonsense between these 2, Lescott is an utter disgrace to the Villa jersey. If I was a Villa fan I would be absolutely livid. This man is getting paid ridiculous money, he's their captain (or vice-captain?) and this is the leadership that he portrays. It's no wonder the club have capitulated if this is the example that is shown by a supposed leader.

Can clubs not sack these assholes for anything. It's absolutely ridiculous. It's not as if they even need to protect a transfer fee, he's worth nothing!

astonaidan

No Villa fan would take Joleens side over Stans, Lescott should never have been signed he was washed up, dreadful transfer just to appease Sherwood

Flint Fredstone

astonaidan wrote: »

No Villa fan would take Joleens side over Stans, Lescott should never have been signed he was washed up, dreadful transfer just to appease Sherwood

Being washed up or kicking the sh*t out of women... Easy enough choice for me.

Shanotheslayer

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

Being washed up or kicking the sh*t out of women... Easy enough choice for me.

Or you know, you could just talk about the topic at hand.

Aston was clearly referring to football terms.


But keep those digs coming :pac:

Sir Gallagher

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

There's only one man who could sort this out.

'Never bit (sic) in me life...and never will be bit!' Up Joyce!

martingriff

I was watching the game on Match of the Day when Lescott came on and I was half listening I had to grab the remote and rewind to listen to it. Surely the club have to come out and fine him for that. Lescott has been a primadonna since City came in for him didn't he threaten to go on strike if he was not sold. Wasn't Coleman on there radar also and while he wanted to go kept his head down and played great. He thinks he is better then everyone else and whatever has happened is not his fault he is flawless

Flint Fredstone

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

Or you know, you could just talk about the topic at hand.


But keep those digs coming :pac:

I'll talk about what I like thanks very much.

Keep those digs coming? That's what Ulrika said... Not :pac:

thebaz

Lescott always had loads of talent , but never seemed content , too big for Wolves and Everton , and not good eneogh at City - his car tweet just summed up what can be wrong with over payed EPL players , then a much less talented Wes Morgan shows whats great about football , squeezes the last bit out of his relatively limited talent in comparison - Lescott is a disgrace to football today.

Shanotheslayer

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

I'll talk about what I like thanks very much.

Keep those digs coming? That's what Ulrika said... Not :pac:

Doubt it. You'll probably find you'll get banned from certain Topics by not keeping on track :pac:


Lescott should be ashamed of himself for his actions afterwards. I see Collymore now talking about the Agbonglahor incident involving the laughing gas now.

Lescott should post a pic of him in his new car drinking champagne just to get this story back up and running

Strumms

What a fùcking moron. Have to feel very sorry for Villa fans actually that they have to put up with eejits like Lescott playing for them... utter garbage professional... if I was managing Villa I'd just play the kids from here on in and give them a chance... Lescott should really be suspended for and fined the maximum... disgrace of a player... you have to be some turnip to make a fella like Collymore seem even slightly more likeable.

Third_Echelon

thebaz wrote: »

Lescott always had loads of talent , but never seemed content , too big for Wolves and Everton , and not good eneogh at City - his car tweet just summed up what can be wrong with over payed EPL players , then a much less talented Wes Morgan shows whats great about football , squeezes the last bit out of his relatively limited talent in comparison - Lescott is a disgrace to football today.

The way he left Everton was a disgrace. Basically didn't want to play in a protest so that he would have to be sold... He was tragic in a game that Everton got beaten well by Arsenal in the opening game of the season I think it was... Always thought he was a right d**k after that game. Glad he left after that carry on!