Interview the person below you (Part 5) MOD WARNING IN FIRST POST

gramar

Caoimhgh1n wrote: »

8.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Fcuk the chicken.

Are you a chicken?

Caoimhgh1n

gramar wrote: »

Fcuk the chicken.

Are you a chicken?

No.

What do you want to ask me most?

gramar

Caoimhgh1n wrote: »

No.

What do you want to ask me most?

Are you a chicken fcuker?

Well...are you?

Caoimhgh1n

gramar wrote: »

Are you a chicken fcuker?

Well...are you?

I am not.

If you were sexually attracted to any animal, what animal would it be?

cantdecide

Caoimhgh1n wrote: »

I am not.

If you were sexually attracted to any animal, what animal would it be?

The fox, of course.



Have you ever been caught pleasuring yourself?

gramar

cantdecide wrote: »

The fox, of course.



Have you ever been caught pleasuring yourself?

Yeah...outside neighbours window there one night...he wasn't pleased.

Ever helped you uncle, jack off a horse?

Felix Jones is God

gramar wrote: »

Yeah...outside neighbours window there one night...he wasn't pleased.

Ever helped you uncle, jack off a horse?

My uncle jack hasn't been up on a horse in ages

Anyone watching Dublin V Kerry now

cantdecide

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

My uncle jack hasn't been up on a horse in ages

Anyone watching Dublin V Kerry now

Well, I could see Kerry if I climbed a tall building but Dublin? Forget about it.




What's your middle name?

cantdecide

cantdecide wrote: »

Well, I could see Kerry if I climbed a tall building but Dublin? Forget about it.




What's your middle name?

Right this minute it's feckin eejit

What's yours?

Caoimhgh1n

Deleted User wrote: »

Right this minute it's feckin eejit

What's yours?

It's in Irish, I'll tell you that much.

Do you like your name?

cantdecide

Deleted User wrote: »

Right this minute it's feckin eejit

What's yours?

Procrastinator Extraordinaire

Caoimhgh1n wrote: »

It's in Irish, I'll tell you that much.

Do you like your name?

Not really, tbh.




What's your claim to fame?

cantdecide

cantdecide wrote: »

Procrastinator Extraordinaire




Not really, tbh.




What's your claim to fame?

I am unyielding in the face of adversity.

What's yours?

Tell me how

Deleted User wrote:

What's yours?

Born 100 years to the day after quite a famous person.

What's your most defining personality feature?

Felix Jones is God

Tell me how wrote: »

Born 100 years to the day after quite a famous person.

What's your most defining personality feature?

Sarcasm

Anything you don't like about yourself

Felix Jones is God

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

Sarcasm

Anything you don't like about yourself

Oh yes. I can be judgemental, impulsive, a tendency to over think, overly analytical.

Quite the catch eh?

cantdecide

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh yes. I can be judgemental, impulsive, a tendency to over think, overly analytical.

Quite the catch eh?

Not answering. Definitely a trap :pac:




What's your most attractive physical feature?

Lavinia

Hmm, Ive heard my eyes but I think they thought something else

Are you considering yourself handsome?

cantdecide

Lavinia wrote: »

Hmm, Ive heard my eyes but I think they thought something else

Are you considering yourself handsome?

Objectively, I ain't all that but I occasionally hit the mark for some. Personally, I wouldn't regard myself as handsome. I wouldn't do me



Are you *sexy?






In the sense that you can be unattractive and sexy simultaneously as well as attractive and unsexy.

Lavinia

Lavinia wrote: »

Hmm, Ive heard my eyes but I think they thought something else

Are you considering yourself handsome?

Pretty rather than handsome.

Do you have anything nice lined up for tonight?

Lavinia

cantdecide wrote: »

Objectively, I ain't all that but I occasionally hit the mark for some. Personally, I wouldn't regard myself as handsome. I wouldn't do me



Are you *sexy?






In the sense that you can be unattractive and sexy simultaneously as well as attractive and unsexy.

That's what I hear but really I do not think so

Deleted User wrote: »

Pretty rather than handsome.

Do you have anything nice lined up for tonight?

Not yet but the night is young

What is your favourite snack that you do not feel guilty about?

Caoimhgh1n

Lavinia wrote: »

That's what I hear but really I do not think so


Not yet but the night is young

What is your favourite snack that you do not feel guilty about?

I generally snack on watermelon, as strange as it may seem.

Favourite type of melon?

Lavinia

Just that one you described

Already done your census thingy?

Caoimhgh1n

Lavinia wrote: »

Just that one you described

Already done your census thingy?

Not yet.

Why does the forum say answer in English or Irish but all the questions are in English?

cantdecide

Caoimhgh1n wrote: »

I generally snack on watermelon, as strange as it may seem.

Favourite type of melon?

Water melon or the lady kind- defo like melons.

Lavinia wrote: »

Just that one you described

Already done your census thingy?

No ma'am.

Caoimhgh1n wrote: »

Not yet.

Why does the forum say answer in English or Irish but all the questions are in English?

The Gaeltacht lobby have gotten to them. Time to bail this fascist popsicle stand.




Have you ever sent a nudie pic to someone?

cantdecide

cantdecide wrote: »

Water melon or the lady kind- defo like melons.



Have you ever sent a nudie pic to someone?

Yes. Many. Boobs, bum, lady garden, whatever. But never with my face visible.

Have you?

La.de.da

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Yes. Many. Boobs, bum, lady garden, whatever. But never with my face visible.

Have you?

I have. It's fun.



What's the most expensive beauty product you've ever bought?

cantdecide

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes. Many. Boobs, bum, lady garden, whatever. But never with my face visible.

Have you?

It's perfectly possible.

La.de.da wrote: »

I have. It's fun.



What's the most expensive beauty product you've ever bought?

I used to spend some money on expensive aftershaves in my younger days. Not in many years.



What's the most you've ever spent on an item of clothing?

Lavinia

If we do not count jewelry then about 300 for a winter coat lol


Do you take naps during the day?

Lavinia

Lavinia wrote: »

If we do not count jewelry then about 300 for a winter coat lol


Do you take naps during the day?

Yes.

Would anyone like me to send them a naked picture of me?

cantdecide

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes.

Would anyone like me to send them a naked picture of me?

Yes please.



Have you ever had a threesome?

Lavinia

Thx but no thx

@cd: I refuse to answer that lol

Is running overrated?

Hugo Stiglitz

Lavinia wrote: »

Is running overrated?

Yes ma'am.

How would you like to die?

Lavinia

Lavinia wrote: »

Thx but no thx

@cd: I refuse to answer that lol

Is running overrated?

@cd, yes.

It is.

Have you ever had a threesome?

cantdecide

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

Yes ma'am.

How would you like to die?

If I knew my number was up, I would probably choose an extremely high speed crash.

Deleted User wrote: »

@cd, yes.

It is.

Have you ever had a threesome?

No ma'am.

Lavinia wrote: »

Thx but no thx

@cd: I refuse to answer that lol

Is running overrated?

Not if you're just ahead of a bull stampede.



Have you ever participated in a fad?

To the pub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cantdecide

Deleted User wrote: »

To the pub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That one's about to pass once and for all, you mark my words.



Would you star in a porno if you knew it never came back to haunt you in any way?

Hugo Stiglitz

cantdecide wrote: »

Would you star in a porno if you knew it never came back to haunt you in any way?

Dunno. I'd like the knobbing aspect but not so much the videoing of it.

Ever tell a lot of lies in other to sleep with someone?

cantdecide

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

Dunno. I'd like the knobbing aspect but not so much the videoing of it.

Ever tell a lot of lies in other to sleep with someone?

Nah.


Ever feel you were taken advantage of?

Tell me how

cantdecide wrote:

Ever feel you were taken advantage of?

Yep. Definitely. Hate that I let it continue too because it was something I didn't mind doing but not to the point that it meant I wasn't taken advantage of. If you follow. If not, just read the first word.

Ever do the typical Ibiza holiday?

Hugo Stiglitz

Tell me how wrote: »

Ever do the typical Ibiza holiday?

No. Sounds like hell to me.

Ever visit Iceland?

Lavinia

@tmh: Twice, Ibiza is so lovely..

@h: No

Have you visited Ibiza?

Caoimhgh1n

Lavinia wrote: »

Twice

Have you?

Never.

Did you know there is a penis museum there?

cantdecide

Caoimhgh1n wrote: »

Never.

Did you know there is a penis museum there?

I think I heard about it.



Would you go?

Caoimhgh1n

cantdecide wrote: »

I think I heard about it.



Would you go?

No.

Did you fill out your census form in Irish?

Lavinia

You talking about Iceland? Or Ibiza? Either way I've never'heard of such a thing
Don't think I'd go

@C: No, unfortunately

TV drama you liked the most?

cantdecide

Lavinia wrote: »

You talking about Iceland? Or Ibiza? Either way I've never'heard of such a thing
Don't think I'd go

@C: No, unfortunately

TV drama you liked the most?

Sons of Anarchy, I think.



What's the last thing you saw in the cinema?

gramar

cantdecide wrote: »

Sons of Anarchy, I think.



What's the last thing you saw in the cinema?

Ah jaysus not his question again.

I'm fighting fire with fire....

Do you have any pets?

Lavinia

I saw that Christmas B&W movie Its a wonderful life

@g: not anymore

Any movie you think everyone would have to see?

cantdecide

gramar wrote: »

Ah jaysus not his question again.

I'm fighting fire with fire....

Do you have any pets?

No.



Do you have siblings? :pac:

gramar

cantdecide wrote: »

No.

Do you have siblings? :pac:

I have 12 brother and sisters...

Ever been attracted to a relation before you found out they were?