Some fitness definitions for 2016

Hanley

Let's play a game

"Personal Training"
A profession where you hide behind your computer and don't interact with people personally.

"Coach"
One who writes a program "custom" online program and emails it to you, and 40 other people

"Influencer"
Someone who knows good lighting, how to tag, and posts 3 variations of the same shot 20-30x per week (ab check, food, belfie)

"Hater"
Anyone who thinks online personal training is to fitness as click bait is to journalism

"Value"
Get free information off respected people in the trenches & ignore it, pay social media bosses for 6 week program, seek out aforementioned respect people to fix problems social media boss has created

deadlybuzzman

Bad day at the office or is this you coming out as the gym whisperer?!
It amazes me how many 'fitness'/'nutrition' people do nothing but post pictures of sweet crap. Do these people really exist or is it a fabrication concocted by some jabba the hut lookalike bakery enthusiast?
I had to laugh when I seen a gym selfie of a self proclaimed bodybuilding trainer and his girlfriend, thing was she was in great shape but his calves were no bigger than hers

Alf Veedersane

deadlybuzzman wrote: »

I had to laugh when I seen a gym selfie of a self proclaimed bodybuilding trainer and his girlfriend, thing was she was in great shape but his calves were no bigger than hers

Less of the small calf hatred

deadlybuzzman

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Less of the small calf hatred

You do know that small calves are inversely corelated to what you can bench?
I have massive calves .....

Alf Veedersane

deadlybuzzman wrote: »

You do know that small calves are inversely corelated to what you can bench?
I have massive calves .....

Pretty sure I disprove that theory.

"Fitness"

A suffix at the end of a name, esp. on Instagram, that confers authority on all things fitness on the person whose name it is.

Hanley

deadlybuzzman wrote: »

Bad day at the office or is this you coming out as the gym whisperer?!

No, you might remember I've been posting threads like this for years.

Besides, everyone knows thats COH.

Mehaffey1

Shame that the last pt related posts I've seen on Facebook feature hugely impressive results but get what you're saying. Mine would be

'Only 2 sausage rolls 4 tea da nite #fitnessslimdietgainsnewme'

I'm into fitness
Fitness whole cake in my mouth

deadlybuzzman

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm into fitness
Fitness whole cake in my mouth

That reminds me of Clint Dardens approach to proving hard gainers wrong that said they couldn't gain weight. It was the cake diet and it was real simple, have a slice of cake with every meal and make sure the cake is gone by the end of day 2.
In fairness to him he guaranteed you would get fatter and the only 6 pack in his house would be in the fridge

caviardreams

"progress picture"
Selfie taken in between each set to assess #gainz

COH

Hanley wrote: »

No, you might remember I've been posting threads like this for years.

Besides, everyone knows thats COH.

F*ck you

Alf Veedersane

'Lighting'

The apparent justification for taking off clothes in the jacks or the elevator in Flyefit.

dylbert

"Product review"

Getting free stuff.

Alf Veedersane

dylbert wrote: »

"Product review"

Getting free stuff.

See also 'sponsored'.

ThinkProgress

"nice muscles fat boy" - Just something the haters say because they haven't yet mastered the art of producing 6 pack abs on top of a distended stomach.

These hard gaining begrudgers just don't have what it takes to consume their own body-weight in protein shakes and chicken breasts! Lambs all of them!

Essien

Refeed noun - A meal which is roughly equal in weight to the person* consuming it. Must be eaten from a paper bag and/or a cardboard box. Delivery is optional.

*Person....not people.