Would you hire/date/live with yourself?

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yes on all counts

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johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Im a self employed masturbator with pictures of myself in every room. Do I win the thread?

Forget the thread, you're winning life.

WinnyThePoo

I would definitely date myself. I'm a great lover.

smash

If I answer yes, does that mean I'm gay?

maudgonner

I deserve better.

CruelCoin

Hire - Yes, i reckon i'm good at what i do.
Date - No, i'm a massive introvert.
Live - Yes, for the same reason as the above

osarusan

I can't handle myself at my worst so I don't deserve myself at my best.

Not a chance I'd hire myself. I do the bear minimum and take short cuts all over the place. It's a miracle I've gotten this far in my career.

OldNotWIse

I would definitely hire and date myself. I don't know about living with myself though. I think I am hard to live with.

George Michael

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'd hire myself. I'm dedicated, hardworking and fantastic at what I do.

I'd live with myself. I'm clean, I'm housetrained, I usually fall asleep watching tv so won't fight myself for the remote control.

I wouldn't date myself. I'm a headfook of epic proportions. I lash out at those I'm close to, and am prone to using them as an emotional punching bag when I'm such a mess I don't know what else to do. I'm not good at dealing with problems, I'm a big fan of burying my head in the sand and using whatever means nessessary to block that out. After almost two years in councelling I'm getting a little bit better. It took my current boyfriend 3 years for me to agree to be his girlfriend, and even at that the commitment of it made me break up with him a few months later when I realised how much I loved him/the power he had to sh it on my heart. I'm irrational, run on two default emotions, happy and angry and seem to swing wildly between both. I'm rarely sad, rarely jealous, rarely any other feeling. There doesn't seem to be middle ground although to be fair I don't stay angry for very long.
I'm quick tempered, I'm unpredictable, and I'm emotionally broken.
I have no idea how he puts up with me, because I can't even deal with myself. But he's been there for the past ten years and he knows me better than I know myself. He can tell by a certain word I might use in a text if I'm angry or snapping about something. He knows how to cheer me up if I'm fuming. He knows if I'm running amuck not to stand in my way. After my dad died, and I decided I could do what I liked because I had nothing left in my life to lose, he was the one who picked up the pieces, while I wrecked havoc on everything around me.

The thoughts of dealing with someone I loved so much (him) on a path of self destruction, terrifies me. I'd for sure walk away because I wouldn't know what else to do.

If I had to date myself I'd be chawing Prozac morning noon and night

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”


― Marilyn Monroe

looseliver

People are always telling me to go and Fcuk myself, so maybe a date would be a good start.

Lavinia

Ruu wrote: »

No to all, I'm mad in head. :eek:

^^^
Most of the time this.
But perhaps I would live with myself. It is easy as I do not need much and do not impose anything on anyone and am quite self-sufficient, e.g. taking care of my stuff and space I live in and can spend time on my own.

Not sure about dating. Maybe. I presume if I could do this I would need to be able to accept myself as I am and I still have too much fight and struggle inside of myself so it would be fun but possibly difficult.

Hire? I would, but only in case I'd need someone artistic, creative and who loves their job, but to be able to give them certain freedom while at it. If I would need someone punctual and strict to some unimportant things (as some bosses do) then no, I would be terrible at it. I also have troubles to have respect for "authority" in case it makes no sense at all to me so would feel as being bullied and that's something I do not put up with...

melissak

Definitely not. I would torment myself..

Mr. CooL ICE

Hire myself? Hmm... Imagine how awesome two of me would be in a movie...

holy guacamole

Would definitely hire myself, but would probably undermine me continually so that I didn't get ideas above my station. Wouldn't have to worry about me complaining to HR either cos I'm not the grassing type.

Probably date meself too; I'm great fun and a caring lover.

No way would I live with myself though, would end up bickering with myself day and night resulting in a double homicide within the first week.

Calypso27

I think I would hire myself, I'm a perfectionist and I am quite conscientious though I sometimes lack initiative.

I would ride myself too, I reckon I give a good lick out.

I would never date or live with myself. I can be very thoughtful, kind and considerate but I am also very self-destructive and I have difficulty letting people in. It's not that I don't have feelings, in fact I probably have too many, so I try to ignore them. In the long run I tend to hurt people or get hurt myself. I couldn't be putting up with my drama and I would just tell myself to fcuk off.