Merseyside Derby - Reds Vs Blues - Sky Sports 1. 8.00PM KO

Osmosis Jones

Sturridge is onside thete

super_furry

BEAST.

tinpib

corwill wrote: »

What will emit from Slick Bobby's patented post-match scutter-trumpet about this?

Tremendous. You have a way with words.

Chardee MacDennis

cjmc wrote: »

Sprained ankle ( badly sprained )
How long out ???

1st degree involves minimal swelling, point tenderness, no ligament laxity, no limp or difficulty hopping. Athletes typically recover in 2-10 days.

2nd degree has more swelling specific to the ankle, increased ligament laxity, a limp and your soccer player is unable to heel raise, hop, or run. Typical recovery time is 10-30 days.

3rd degree includes a lot of swelling, tenderness on both the inside and outside of the ankle, even more ligament laxity, and your player cannot put any weight on the ankle. Recovery can be anywhere from 30-90 days.

Charlie19

Jaysus we've been **** the last minute or so.

5starpool

corwill wrote: »

Stand by...

For operation Anfield exercise.

Knex*

Any Everton fan still there is just hanging around to hurl absolute dog abuse at Martinez and the lads, I imagine.

ERG89

monkey9 wrote: »

SAHKO SAHKO SAHKO!!!!!!!

Nah man its Sakho!

Utopia Parkway

Sturridge getting sharper all the time.

mada999

Why is yer lad wearing a Napoli kit ? excuse my ignorance

Vex Willems

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Imagine what Lukaku is thinking

Wait, he's actually on the pitch? :eek:

NukaCola

Easy....

Utopia Parkway

Weird to say the losing side were flattered to only lose 4-0.

monkey9

That must be one of Roberto Martinez's biggest losses since his hair fell off.

~Rebel~

Comfortable performance, great result. Could easily have been 8 though.

NukaCola

How come Everton rested Lukaku tonight..........

TitianGerm

I'm surprised nobody pulled out the Simpsons 'Stop It They're Dead Gif'

mansize

4/37 is a poor return

Turtyturd

Turtyturd wrote: »

Once again for that tackle.

NukaCola

emmetkenny wrote: »

I'm surprised nobody pulled out the Simpsons 'Stop It Their Dead Gif'

Because you should never ever stop against Everton.......:pac:

Luckycharms_74

NukaCola wrote: »

I cant believe he ruined it lads I really cant........:pac:

Ruined what

Utopia Parkway

41 attempts on goal to 3.

Shanotheslayer

Phenomenal performance by us. Phenomenal. Our 3 attempts. Phenomenal

NukaCola

Luckycharms_74 wrote: »

Ruined what

Ruined me buzz! :pac: good man!

Turtyturd

mansize wrote: »

4/37 is a poor return

Must...resist...urge.

googled eyes

https://vine.co/v/O0FphLPqPbe

monkey9

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

Phenomenal performance by us. Phenomenal. Our 3 attempts. Phenomenal

That was a shameful performance from Everton, it really was.

Osmosis Jones

Great to see Sturridge having a laugh in his interview, positive he got that goal!

garra

monkey9 wrote: »

That was a shameful performance from Everton, it really was.

I was shocked to be honest, the Everton players looked happy enough to lose badly and sulk.. how could Martinez allow that kind of performance you wonder.

LuckyGent88

Great call by the linesman for the red. Ref was going for a yellow from his view but good work from his assistant. Immediately said red for horrible challenge.

BorneTobyWilde

Origi sprained ankle according to the fizzy ho.

Gavlor

garra wrote: »

I was shocked to be honest, the Everton players looked happy enough to lose badly and sulk.. how could Martinez allow that kind of performance you wonder.

He has allowed it for the past 2 seasons

monkey9

garra wrote: »

I was shocked to be honest, the Everton players looked happy enough to lose badly and sulk.. how could Martinez allow that kind of performance you wonder.

Not that there was any doubt, but Martinez is gone. You can't stand over a performance like that. I can only imagine what it would be like as an Everton (shudders) at Anfield watching that. It was spineless.

This is a Merseyside Derby and i swear at the end i was wondering if Lukaku had been taken off? They gave up, they absolutely gave up and they didn't even bother trying to be solid at the back to see the game out so it wouldn't get embarrassing, they just hoped and waited for the final whistle.

Obviously, i'm chuffed with the win and the performance. So much positivity at the moment. But those Everton fans should be able to go up to Goodison tomorrow with their ticket stubs and get their money back.

mikeym

Liverpool has and always will be Red

Knex*

Martinez averaged over 60 goals a season conceded when with Wigan, I'm not surprised he turned a resilient and organised Everton team into a shambles.

rob316

I always said martinez was a bluffer his Wigan sides were consistently the pl whipping boys. As good as we were tonight Everton were an absolute disgrace.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Knex. wrote: »

Martinez averaged over 60 goals a season conceded when with Wigan, I'm not surprised he turned a resilient and organised Everton team into a shambles.

Hasn't he ever bought a competent defender, not to mind a good or even great one?

x43r0

Geoff Shreeves acting the prick in the interview repeatedly pushing Martinez about his job being under pressure. Christ, the man knows he's in the **** already. Even more so after tonight.

Classic Shreeves though, all about the sound byte

corwill

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Hasn't he ever bought a competent defender, not to mind a good or even great one?

Dunno. He signed Alcaraz. Twice. TWICE.

messinkiapina

Did Klopp give an interview to Sky Sports after game? If he did, I missed it.

Harry Palmr

Where is MOTD?

Charlie19

Utv Ireland have the goals after this add break and Sky sports 1 have a highlights, Liverpool is the third game of three.

Shanotheslayer

monkey9 wrote: »

That was a shameful performance from Everton, it really was.

I didn't expect any different tbh.

Poison all season. Match that with an awful record at Anfield. Sure throw on an Unwanted Manger and players that are half arsed.

Was always going to be a baitin'

Shanotheslayer

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Hasn't he ever bought a competent defender, not to mind a good or even great one?

I quite like Mori.

A side from that stupid challenge. He's consistent for us and pops up with goals.

Third_Echelon

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Hasn't he ever bought a competent defender, not to mind a good or even great one?

Robles and Mori have turned out to be half decent...

citytillidie

Ole ole are they still passing around that Everton team

Shanotheslayer

citytillidie wrote: »

Ole ole are they still passing around that Everton team

No mate, the game is over. They're all gone home.

Third_Echelon

I think you have to put the game into perspective. I wouldn't be getting too carried away as a Liverpool fan.

Yes, Liverpool deserved it on the night and were the better team. Two bad defensive mistakes in the first half from Everton gifted two very defend-able goals.

First half, Liverpool had more of the ball. They should do, being the home team. Everton had a good few chances on the break and looked quite dangerous when they counter attacked. Mirallas bounded down the field a few times, got a few shots in... a few chances for Lukaku. Then Everton forgot how to defend on 2 quick goals. Usual stuff. Centre Backs didn't mark for two easy goals to defend. Martinez really needs to have a defensive coach work with him. On paper, Everton have good defenders, but simple stuff like marking is non-existent.

Then the red card meant the game was done. Mori is not a dirty player and it wasn't deliberate. Liverpool were always going to go on and win it will 11 men... Then Stones got injured and Everton were playing with 2 midfielders at Centre Back... such is their luck at the moment.

People are going on about the 43 shots on goal. 30 of them ended up in row Z. That is shocking against 10 men.

At the end of the day, only 3 points are on offer. Everton need to do something about Martinez now if the weekend's cup semi-final means anything to them.

5starpool

messinkiapina wrote: »

Did Klopp give an interview to Sky Sports after game? If he did, I missed it.

Nope

monkey9

Third_Echelon wrote: »

I think you have to put the game into perspective. I wouldn't be getting too carried away as a Liverpool fan.

Yes, Liverpool deserved it on the night and were the better team. Two bad defensive mistakes in the first half from Everton gifted two very defend-able goals.

First half, Liverpool had more of the ball. They should do, being the home team. Everton had a good few chances on the break and looked quite dangerous when they counter attacked. Mirallas bounded down the field a few times, got a few shots in... a few chances for Lukaku. Then Everton forgot how to defend on 2 quick goals. Usual stuff. Centre Backs didn't mark for two easy goals to defend. Martinez really needs to have a defensive coach work with him. On paper, Everton have good defenders, but simple stuff like marking is non-existent.

Then the red card meant the game was done. Mori is not a dirty player and it wasn't deliberate. Liverpool were always going to go on and win it will 11 men... Then Stones got injured and Everton were playing with 2 midfielders at Centre Back... such is their luck at the moment.

People are going on about the 43 shots on goal. 30 of them ended up in row Z. That is shocking against 10 men.

At the end of the day, only 3 points are on offer. Everton need to do something about Martinez now if the weekend's cup semi-final means anything to them.

I don't think any Liverpool fan is getting carried away, we're delighted of course. But we're also aware of what we just beat.

I think that shot on goal stat is very significant. Of course the on target stat should be brought into it, but we shouldn't even be getting that many shots on goal. Everton did nothing to close Liverpool down. It was training practice towards the end.

Everton weren't even sitting back with ten men trying to be compact, they just hoped all those shots on goal wouldn't go in.