First Dates Ireland *read first post*

walshb

She’s looking for an alcoholic toe rag...what a catch..

drunkmonkey

Smoke time...

Colm O Gorman look a like

again why would you put someone with someone from the other end of the country

castletownman

I would say he has hit a niche market there anyway....a gay farmer that does cabaret.

frankythefish

Seriously what the f**k with the door

Heraldoffreeent

Farmer Martin is kean as mustard.

testtech05

Was the Donegal guy on Ireland got talent or something before? He looks familiar to us here but we can't place from where!

Heraldoffreeent

I'd never call a sprog Leroy, then again McGregor fan......

retro:electro

He’s like John Malkovich

walshb

Heraldoffreeent wrote: »

I'd never call a sprog Leroy, then again McGregor fan......

She ticks all the boxes this one!

Pussyhands

Beared gay not interested I'd say.

Hannibal_Smith

Love the two guys. One with the beard looks like such an empathetic listener. I like him

Pussyhands

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

Love the two guys. One with the beard looks like such an empathetic listener. I like him

Bet he'll say no. He doesn't look interested.

Heraldoffreeent

Jaysis Johnny........

Shifty Shellshock

What a bell-end

castletownman

There's amother word that wasn't in the lexicon not that long ago: "superfan"

This posh lad is aloof.

Thargor

Oh God that laugh. Is he on something do you think?

SusieBlue

That was the most awkward introduction I’ve ever seen, it sounded like he had an air bubble stuck in his throat.

Hannibal_Smith

Pussyhands wrote: »

Bet he'll say no. He doesn't look interested.

Yeah...i see where you're coming from

castletownman

I'm sorry but I will never be not creeped out by men who dress up as women as part as an 'act'

Heraldoffreeent

He's either a complete ball of nerves or coked to the gills.

Pussyhands

Johnny is on the spectrum surely.

castletownman

Johnny Gump

Shifty Shellshock

Hate when they end up knowing each other. It ruins the feel of what this whole show is about.

Hannibal_Smith

Ah they know each other...thats why it was awkward

Pussyhands

walshb

Johnny.......about as funny as a burning orphanage...

Heraldoffreeent

Pussyhands wrote: »

Ger clanes up well afther doin' the dhrag..................

Shifty Shellshock

McGregor fan has no interest in him what so ever. Once he ordered an orange juice, that was it for her.

walshb

Johnny reminds me of another duphus, Michael Cera from Superbad.

Hannibal_Smith

I was wrong...its just Johnny being Johnny.

Like the shining....heeeere's Johnny

retro:electro

God she can’t even feign interest in what he’s saying. I feel kind of bad for him. Also she’s one of those people who says “def-in-nightly”.. *shudder

SCOOP 64

at least he had a good reason for the phone to ring.

castletownman

Pretty lady despite the weight

SusieBlue

McGregor fan would be punching with that guy but she has no interest.
She looks so cheap and tacky, I don’t know why she thinks she’s too good for him.

The way she’s pronouncing ‘definitely’ is also wrecking my head.

Pussyhands

Ha, I've messaged this girl on online dating site.

SCOOP 64

castletownman wrote: »

Pretty lady despite the weight

going to say the same but wasn't sure about the weight part, but as your a women....

Shifty Shellshock

Pussyhands wrote: »

Ha, I've messaged this girl on online dating site.

Instant block I’d say.

That girl who speaks German is the spitting image of the actress from greys anatomy

Hannibal_Smith

Did she say erotic or erratic?

retro:electro

He reminds me of Breffney who was on The Apprentice years ago

castletownman

SusieBlue wrote: »

McGregor fan would be punching with that guy but she has no interest.
She looks so cheap and tacky, I don’t know why she thinks she’s too good for him.

The way she’s pronouncing ‘definitely’ is also wrecking my head.

In fairness, there is a certain species of Irish women that think they are god's gift to men, and no-one is good for them as a result.

Pussyhands

Bring back Olivia!!!

jojofizzio

Shofra(Sheefra) is actually well suited to Johnny....both slightly strange...

SCOOP 64

nice!

walshb

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

Did she say erotic or erratic?

I had to rewind...erratic.

Heraldoffreeent

retro:electro wrote: »

He reminds me of Breffney he was on The Apprentice years ago

Yeah, a complete twat also.

Heraldoffreeent

Siofra is gamey

walshb

jojofizzio wrote: »

Shofra(Sheefra) is actually well suited to Johnny....both slightly strange...

Strange? No...prats? Yes...