Trivial Things That Annoy You — Rules in Post #1

Ted_YNWA

Just when I sit down & comfortable to watch some tv, my bladder goes into overdrive.

Rubberlegs

It took 22 calls to my phone to find where it was hiding in the drawer with the saucepans

northgirl

receiving sympathy for being 38 and single

Rogueish

I put a load of washing on (picked most of it up off the floor in the bathroom). It had been left beside the laundry basket (evidently the lid was too heavy!!). Anyhooo a strange noise has erupted from the same washing machine. Further investigation has revealed the hubbys car, bike and house keys and electronic 'clicker' floating around in the drum....

Unfortunately our washing machine is a modern dooh daah of a yoke so you can't open the door once it has gone beyond a certain point despite stopping it or even plugging it out. Neither can I hurry on the cycle. Here's hoping that 1) the keys stay IN the drum 2) the clicker dries out appropriately.

I'm hungry and don't know what to have....

My back is unhappy with my shoddy digging and gardening mechanics and is very vocal in telling me about it.

I want to go to bed but I have a cake in the oven looks like it gonna be another 30mins or so before its done.

alchemist33

TA'd with people's driving behaviour in supermarket shopping centres. No matter how many hundreds of spaces are free fifty yards away, someone always thinks it's okay to park right outside the door for a couple of minutes, blocking everyone else who's trying to get in or out.

Cantona's Collars

Plugged the charger into the phone today,2 hours later the phone was still on low charge.The other end wasn't plugged into the power socket.

cathalj

alchemist33 wrote:

TA'd with people's driving behaviour in supermarket shopping centres. No matter how many hundreds of spaces are free fifty yards away, someone always thinks it's okay to park right outside the door for a couple of minutes, blocking everyone else who's trying to get in or out.

YES !!!! .......THIS , THIS AND MORE OF THIS !!! ......it drives me crazy , (far more than I know it should !)....... I'm always biting my tongue, one of these days I'm gonna ask one of these a##holes out straight - "Are you really so f##king lazy that you can't park in one of the many parking spaces available and walk the twenty yards to the door?"..... it's probably not going to end well , but I can't help myself for much longer !!!!!!

Mackman

The guy I work with is 'building' a car, a Shelby Cobra kit car thing. Any way he calls it the Cobbra. Not Cobra, Cobb-ra. ARGHH!!

gammygils

People who expect you to finish their ...................sentences ........for.........them

And will stand there waving their arms in front of you in anticipation while staring at you waiting for you to ................finish ........ their....... sentence

:mad:

fussyonion

It's just after 5am. I can't sleep due to this horrible cold and the wine I had last night that I thought would help me feel better has betrayed me cos I also have a headache.

TA'd that I want a big box of chocs and instead I'm having toast.

misstearheus

I have 4 maybe 5 bin-bags of clothes taking up floor space and storage space but I just don't have the patience to put them all on Ebay. I wish I could get rid of them some other way fast and put the money into badly-needed new clothes!

bottlebrush

fussyonion wrote: »

It's just after 5am. I can't sleep due to this horrible cold and the wine I had last night that I thought would help me feel better has betrayed me cos I also have a headache.

TA'd that I want a big box of chocs and instead I'm having toast.

ta that the birds woke me up at four am this morning. put in the ear plugs then anxious I wouldn't hear the alarm

mud

TA I fell asleep mad early last night so was up mad early but am on a late shift later so I know I'll be shattered. Worst.

misstearheus

It's fcuking raining. FCUK IT. :mad::mad::mad:

Your Face

Fake leather.

everlast75

when i'm on Boards on my phone and it is telling me there are unread posts on a thread I am following, but when I click on it, it opens the last post in the page before the new one.

Boom_Bap

I'm having a 'chat' on Skype with a colleague from another office. His last 5 responces to me have been

1. A ninja emoji
2. A penguin emoji
3. A smiley face emoji
4. A smiley face wearing headphones emoji
5. A ninja emoji

If this guy doesn't start using word I'm going to give him bombard him with way too much work.

I'm not even sure what he is trying to say with them.

New Home

Sounds a lot like the Penguins of Madagascar...

My not very T but an A all the same - Bureaucracy and incompetence and people on power-trips.

Boom_Bap

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm having a 'chat' on Skype with a colleague from another office. His last 5 responces to me have been

1. A ninja emoji
2. A penguin emoji
3. A smiley face emoji
4. A smiley face wearing headphones emoji
5. A ninja emoji

If this guy doesn't start using word I'm going to give him bombard him with way too much work.

I'm not even sure what he is trying to say with them.

This is what I hate the most now about Facebook & the like - people just send back emojis or those annoying-as-f*ck GIFs. It's like we're now incapable of communicating at all anymore and at some point in the future our conversations will look like ..

:cool::cool::eek::(:rolleyes::):D:pac:

:pac::pac::pac::p;)

etc.

My TA is that I have a ruddy awful cough.

KERSPLAT!

Deleted User wrote: »

My TA is that I have a ruddy awful cough.

Boom_Bap

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm having a 'chat' on Skype with a colleague from another office. His last 5 responces to me have been

1. A ninja emoji
2. A penguin emoji
3. A smiley face emoji
4. A smiley face wearing headphones emoji
5. A ninja emoji

If this guy doesn't start using word I'm going to give him bombard him with way too much work.

I'm not even sure what he is trying to say with them.

:eek:

Gunslinger92

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm having a 'chat' on Skype with a colleague from another office. His last 5 responces to me have been

1. A ninja emoji
2. A penguin emoji
3. A smiley face emoji
4. A smiley face wearing headphones emoji
5. A ninja emoji

If this guy doesn't start using word I'm going to give him bombard him with way too much work.

I'm not even sure what he is trying to say with them.

One time a lad I had a ~thing with had gone a bit quiet so I text him, and included in the text was a question. He answered it and I replied back saying thanks and mentioned something else.

I got a thumbs up emoji in response. The ultimate snub :pac:

dub_skav

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm having a 'chat' on Skype with a colleague from another office. His last 5 responces to me have been

1. A ninja emoji
2. A penguin emoji
3. A smiley face emoji
4. A smiley face wearing headphones emoji
5. A ninja emoji

If this guy doesn't start using word I'm going to give him bombard him with way too much work.

I'm not even sure what he is trying to say with them.

TA when somebody blabs about the secret antartic themed disco

Winterlong

Someone touched my work computer screen and left a big grease spot on it.
Need windowlene.

farmerwifelet

have a recurring head cold, now i think its mutating into a throat infection and the doctor's reception are on the longest lunch break ever. Can't breath through my nose at all. Mouth breathing like a perv and they are still are not answering phones. AAHHHH!

Rubberlegs

It is bucketing down rain. Do you know why? It's because every time I hang out some washing it fcukin rains minutes after. Who would have thought that I controlled the weather !:(

Widdershins

Asked someone by text if she wanted me to pick up a bottle of wine on my way to her house. ''Y'' . Is that a Yes or a ''why''?

team_actimel

Widdershins wrote: »

Asked someone by text if she wanted me to pick up a bottle of wine on my way to her house. ''Y'' . Is that a Yes or a ''why''?

I would say it's a Yes since there's no question mark. Although she could be a lazy texter who doesn't use punctuation marks.

Gunslinger92

Widdershins wrote: »

Asked someone by text if she wanted me to pick up a bottle of wine on my way to her house. ''Y'' . Is that a Yes or a ''why''?

That's a yes, that's what my dad does too

Widdershins

Widdershins wrote: »

Asked someone by text if she wanted me to pick up a bottle of wine on my way to her house. ''Y'' . Is that a Yes or a ''why''?

Y does anyone use abbreviations when it's only a couple of characters short of the word? Y?

TA at txtspk.