Trivial Things That Annoy You — Rules in Post #1

Cosmicfox

When one earphone starts to break and I have to angle it a very specific way to keep it working

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Having to be up super early tomorrow but being unable to actually sleep because the past two weeks have been a pile of scour.

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2. I'm also hungry
3. I've a ****tonne of laundry to do which I haven't bothered to do and knowing there's full hampers is stressing me out which in turn is keeping me awake
4. Today I saw a photo of a huge boat on the water with boats on that boat, and boats on boats. Huge boats and so many boats and I can't stop thinking about boats now and how awful they are
5. How similar being drunk and being tired makes me feel

Rubberlegs

I hate having to leave a recorded message, so paranoid that I sound weird and am babbling.

I had to go to the supermarket before the school this morning. My 5 yr old sneezed and snotted everywhere in the back of the car, no tissue to be had so she leaned forward and wiped her face on the knees of her clean school pants. Yippee.

Winterlong

73Cat wrote: »

I had to go to the supermarket before the school this morning. My 5 yr old sneezed and snotted everywhere in the back of the car, no tissue to be had so she leaned forward and wiped her face on the knees of her clean school pants. Yippee.

I really hope you meant 'trousers'!!!

My TA for today (so far) is a little piece of apple fell on to my keyboard and between the keys. Cant get it out. Bugs are going to get in there to eat it.

fizzypish

Winterlong wrote: »

Bugs are going to get in there to eat it.

Problem solved?

maudgonner

fizzypish wrote: »

Problem solved?

No, no! That's how bugs get into code...

/nerd

Boom_Bap

Had a great nights sleep last night.

Can't. Stop. Yawning.

fizzypish

maudgonner wrote: »

No, no! That's how bugs get into code...

/nerd

When a bug fixes a problem its an unorthodox engineering solution.

kfallon

People scheduling meetings for an hour after my home time! Not happening, ye can shove it up your holes!

Samsgirl

Im just finished reading the McDonalds thread and am starving...

Surreptitious

Samsgirl wrote: »

Im just finished teading the McDonalds thread and am starving...

A juicy McMor dribbling with flavour. Creamy sundaes with caramel sauce. Oh yes please.




I'm wrecked. Have zero puff left.

Four Phucs Ache

Bought a lovely trifle yesterday but didn't get to eat it last night.Thinking about it all day and looking forward to getting comfy on the couch when all are in bed etc.

Fast forward to about 9 tonight and didn't my son knock it off the shelf in the fridge.He is eight and looked at me looking at the trifle on the floor upsided down.Poor fella didnt move.I patted him on the head and said it's OK I'll clean it and he went off relieved up to bed.He has no idea the pain I'm in now.

Hello darkness my good friend etc....

retro:electro

Four Phucs Ache wrote: »

Bought a lovely trifle yesterday but didn't get to eat it last night.Thinking about it all day and looking forward to getting comfy on the couch when all are in bed etc.

Fast forward to about 9 tonight and didn't my son knock it off the shelf in the fridge.He is eight and looked at me looking at the trifle on the floor upsided down.Poor fella didnt move.I patted him on the head and said it's OK I'll clean it and he went off relieved up to bed.He has no idea the pain I'm in now.

Hello darkness my good friend etc....

5 second rule.....

annascott

When someone pronounces th as d

MuffinTop86

When people use 9gag to post memes saying i'm bored LOL ask me anything.
The neediness is strong.

Bredabe

annascott wrote: »

When someone pronounces th as d

Northside and proud!

Rogueish

anna080 wrote:

5 second rule.....

5 second rule is for softies. In our house it's "if you get it before the dog... "

My TA I'm up for the last hour and spent the last half hour invoking the ethereal properties of the 'magic car' on the 10 month old before she had the whole house awake! She has a screech like nails on a chalkboard.

Wish me luck - I'm going to attempt the car to house extraction. It's too cold to stay and my car heater has decided that it doesn't like me :-(r

EDIT: FFS as soon as I opened the car door she's looking up at me as if to say 'What was all of that about?'. The four year old (who's a bad sleeper at the best of times) has put his head around the door to say 'Is it time to get up yet?'. I GIVE UP!!! Going back to my nice warm, cosy and comfy bed is now officially just a fantasy. Where's the caffine... It's gonna be a loooooonnng day.

everlast75

there's a kids show called P J Masks and there are 3 kids who are superheroes who have alteregos.

Conor becomes Catboy
Greg becomes Geko

(so you see - initial matches with initial)

But then

Amaya becomes Owlette

That's bullsh*t! They're not the rules!*



*one of the most trivial things that has ever annoyed anybody ever

Samsgirl

Chickenpox.... again. Two smallies with them.
Send wine.

s4uv3

When someone thinks it's acceptable to phone you multiple times in a row to get you to answer, and there's nothing urgently wrong. :mad:

If I miss a call, I'll ring you back when I have a chance.
If I miss two calls right after each other, I'll get slightly worried and call you straight away because it looks like you need something urgently.

Winterlong

The young fella is collecting those smurf stickums from Lidl. 24 to collect.
But he has managed to get 4 Smurfettes (urgh - girls) and not one Gargamel. And he is making this my problem. FFS.

Kivaro

Samsgirl wrote: »

Chickenpox.... again. Two smallies with them.
Send wine.

Aren't they a bit young for wine?
Does it cure Chickenpox?
I've been told that by drinking too much of it, you could end up with a different type of pox.

Bambi985

The London tube during my rush hour commute when I am squeezed within an inch of my life trivially annoys me every day.

Winterlong

Bambi985 wrote: »

The London tube during my rush hour commute when I am squeezed within an inch of my life trivially annoys me every day.

I used to commute on the Tokyo tube....that is compression- and in 35 degree heat!
But at least I was about 8 inches taller than the rest of the passengers and could breath.

GBX

I deal with a customer who constantly calls me and types my name incorrectly in emails. Even after me correcting her on a few occasions. She laughs and says "oh sorry about that". Cop the f**k on.

ohnonotgmail

GBX wrote: »

I deal with a customer who constantly calls me and types my name incorrectly in emails. Even after me correcting her on a few occasions. She laughs and says "oh sorry about that". Cop the f**k on.

I get that all the time as well. I used to get it in particular from one of the directors where i work. We have the same name.

bonzodog2

My latest delivery from China took 17 weeks to arrive today. Good job I was not in a hurry!

rainbow kirby

Bambi985 wrote: »

The London tube during my rush hour commute when I am squeezed within an inch of my life trivially annoys me every day.

Let's just say there's a good reason why I run to work 3 days a week!

TA'd that the conference going on in our building scheduled their lunch break for the same time that most people who work here do and they were causing massive queues for the coffee counter.

mewe

GBX wrote:

I deal with a customer who constantly calls me and types my name incorrectly in emails. Even after me correcting her on a few occasions. She laughs and says "oh sorry about that". Cop the f**k on.

That's so annoying XBG.