The Noccers Interview Thread

Colser

gramar wrote: »

Only the dirty minded amongst us.

Is scrotum the funniest sounding word of the human anatomy?

It's a horrible word when you think about it..

Which word is more disgusting ..moist or phlegm ?

Caoimhgh1n

Neither word particularly bothers me, but moist is probably slightly worse.

Do you have (m)any houseplants?

Rubberlegs

Caoimhgh1n wrote: »

Neither word particularly bothers me, but moist is probably slightly worse.

Do you have (m)any houseplants?

None, I am death to them. If I look after them they die. If I neglect them like so many others say they do, they die.

What is your proudest achievement?

gramar

73Cat wrote: »

None, I am death to them. If I look after them they die. If I neglect them like so many others say they do, they die.

What is your proudest achievement?

Oh dear..so many to choose from....was it saving those people from a burning building? ..developing a life saving drug? raising all that money for disadvantaged children...I'll have to get back to you.

What do you think your last thoughts might be?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

Oh dear..so many to choose from....was it saving those people from a burning building? ..developing a life saving drug? raising all that money for disadvantaged children...I'll have to get back to you.

What do you think your last thoughts might be?

Did I turn off the immersion..

Do you enjoy going to weddings?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Did I turn off the immersion..

Do you enjoy going to weddings?

Only as an invitee.

Have you ever been to a wedding you really had no business being at?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Only as an invitee.

Have you ever been to a wedding you really had no business being at?

No but I remember going to see my friend off on her debs in the house of the fella she was going with. My other friend and I stayed there, outstaying our welcome and drinking with his friends while the lad was gone to his debs and his parents had gone in to bed!

Did you enjoy the sun today?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

No but I remember going to see my friend off on her debs in the house of the fella she was going with. My other friend and I stayed there, outstaying our welcome and drinking with his friends while the lad was gone to his debs and his parents had gone in to bed!

Did you enjoy the sun today?

It was good but a little cooler than recently but yes I did:)


what are you most looking forward to for the rest of the summer?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Oh dear..so many to choose from....was it saving those people from a burning building? ..developing a life saving drug? raising all that money for disadvantaged children...I'll have to get back to you.

Oh gramar, you're our hero:o

:P

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It was good but a little cooler than recently but yes I did:)


what are you most looking forward to for the rest of the summer?

Sitting at the Pavilion bar, drinking cans of beer in the late evening sun.

What food item would you never eat?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

Sitting at the Pavilion bar, drinking cans of beer in the late evening sun.

What food item would you never eat?

The fork.

Whats your preferred fly killing method?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

The fork.

Whats your preferred fly killing method?

I don't recall ever having a problem where they were around tbh! I've never had to buy fly killer or anything.

Can you stop, once you pop?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't recall ever having a problem where they were around tbh! I've never had to buy fly killer or anything.

Can you stop, once you pop?

Easily

Do you have private health insurance?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't recall ever having a problem where they were around tbh! I've never had to buy fly killer or anything.

Can you stop, once you pop?

No, I'm like the Iggy Pop in his song 'The passenger'.

Why when trains are mentioned in songs are they always at midnight?

Lavinia

I know of some that went off as well lol

Last time you traveled by train?

Lorelli!

Lavinia wrote: »

I know of some that went off as well lol

Last time you traveled by train?

About 2 years.

What's your favourite album cover?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

About 2 years.

What's your favourite album cover?

London Calling.

Would you prefer to make a fortune from a one hit wonder or a less successful but longer musical career?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

London Calling.

Would you prefer to make a fortune from a one hit wonder or a less successful but longer musical career?

A one hit wonder for me

As an adult, have you ever hit anyone?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

A one hit wonder for me

As an adult, have you ever hit anyone?

That would all depend on how 'hit' is defined.

When's the last time you dribbled?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

That would all depend on how 'hit' is defined.

When's the last time you dribbled?

I dribbled the ball down the field last week.

Are there any words you use now that are uncommon but would have been common in your early life?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

I dribbled the ball down the field last week.

Are there any words you use now that are uncommon but would have been common in your early life?

Snazzy.

Do pride days mean those celebrating are ashamed the other 364?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Snazzy.

Do pride days mean those celebrating are ashamed the other 364?

No!

What do you think is the purpose of the emotion, shame?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

No!

What do you think is the purpose of the emotion, shame?

I suppose it's corrective to stop people doing whatever the shameful act was again.

Is it only shameful if you're caught doing it?

LadyMacBeth_

gramar wrote: »

I suppose it's corrective to stop people doing whatever the shameful act was again.

Is it only shameful if you're caught doing it?

Yes!

Do you believe that what someone doesn't know won't hurt them?

LadyMacBeth_

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Yes!

Do you believe that what someone doesn't know won't hurt them?

I do

When was the last time you lied?

Lorelli!

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Yes!

Do you believe that what someone doesn't know won't hurt them?

I suppose sometimes

What do you do if you're having trouble opening a jar?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

I do

When was the last time you lied?

I've never lied.

Lorelli! wrote: »

I suppose sometimes

What do you do if you're having trouble opening a jar?

Leave it closed. Somethings are just not meant to be.

Are best before dates scientifically calculated or a kind of makey uppy arbitrary date that is there or thereabouts?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

I've never lied.



Leave it closed. Somethings are just not meant to be.

Are best before dates scientifically calculated or a kind of makey uppy arbitrary date that is there or thereabouts?

There would be both scientific and commercial reason behind them.

Are you training for anything?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

There would be both scientific and commercial reason behind them.

Are you training for anything?

I'm doing some running but more maintenence that anything else.

Last time you signed you name?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

I'm doing some running but more maintenence that anything else.

Last time you signed you name?

This morning on my 2016 tax return.

Do you know exactly what allowances you are entitled to and what claims you can make on your tax each year?