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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #3272
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    My ears were burning!!.

    Shall we just listen to sad songs all night and toast happy memories ?

    Rock ballads and it's a deal !

    Have you ever got horrendously drunk and thought you were a rock god/ goddess?


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    #3273
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    73Cat wrote: »
    Rock ballads and it's a deal !

    Have you ever got horrendously drunk and thought you were a rock god/ goddess?

    Not yet but the night is young.

    Where will we go after this place?


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    #3274
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Not yet but the night is young.

    Where will we go after this place?

    IFSC

    Have you ever had your photo taken with a politician?


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    #3275
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    IFSC

    Have you ever had your photo taken with a politician?

    Possibly a group photo with a local politician but I couldn't tell you who.


    Did you have schoolbooks that were covered in wallpaper?


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    #3276
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Possibly a group photo with a local politician but I couldn't tell you who.


    Did you have schoolbooks that were covered in wallpaper?

    I sure did..that really rough wallpaper.

    Were your school days the best days of your life?


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    #3277
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I sure did..that really rough wallpaper.

    Were your school days the best days of your life?

    I don't know about being the best but they were probably underappreciated.

    Do you know of any of your ex-teachers that have died?


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    #3278
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't know about being the best but they were probably underappreciated.

    Do you know of any of your ex-teachers that have died?

    Just one but she was ancient when she taught me in junior infants.

    If you were a teacher what subject would you like to teach?


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    #3279
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Just one but she was ancient when she taught me in junior infants.

    If you were a teacher what subject would you like to teach?

    Something in secondary like Business studies.

    Do you bring treats to work to share?


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    #3280
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    gramar wrote: »
    Something in secondary like Business studies.

    Do you bring treats to work to share?

    I do , I'm a good boss that way, flowers, coffee, chocks...booty slaps...hence the flowers :D

    Would you like to work for me ?.


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    #3281
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    I do , I'm a good boss that way, flowers, coffee, chocks...booty slaps...hence the flowers :D

    Would you like to work for me ?.


    Well they say do a job you love and never work a day in your life so of course I would.

    The Guards, Army or Navy?


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    #3282
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Well they say do a job you love and never work a day in your life so of course I would.

    The Guards, Army or Navy?

    Depends on what I'm choosing one for!

    Do you remember the annoyance of peeling wallpaper off bit by bit and then the elation youd feel the odd time when a whole sheet of the stuff would glide off?


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    #3283
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Depends on what I'm choosing one for!

    Do you remember the annoyance of peeling wallpaper off bit by bit and then the elation youd feel the odd time when a whole sheet of the stuff would glide off?

    Ah yes...the unbridled excitement of stripping wallpaper. Only trumped by sticking the stuff up on the wall.


    If you were to get your face painted (as in face paints) what animal would you get it painted as?


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    #3284
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Ah yes...the unbridled excitement of stripping wallpaper. Only trumped by sticking the stuff up on the wall.


    If you were to get your face painted (as in face paints) what animal would you get it painted as?

    I'd get a butterfly

    Have you ever been insulted by someone but at the same time very impressed with their insult giving abilities?


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    #3285
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I'd get a butterfly

    Have you ever been insulted by someone but at the same time very impressed with their insult giving abilities?

    Someone told me once that they could never remember my name, that they always mixed me up with someone else. It was because I am very unremarkable looking. All said with a smile. Bitch!

    Can you eat without decorating yourself with food?


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    #3286
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Someone told me once that they could never remember my name, that they always mixed me up with someone else. It was because I am very unremarkable looking. All said with a smile. Bitch!

    Can you eat without decorating yourself with food?

    I make a conscious effort not to.

    How long did the bitch spend in hospital after saying that?


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    #3287
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    Someone told me once that they could never remember my name, that they always mixed me up with someone else. It was because I am very unremarkable looking. All said with a smile. Bitch!

    Can you eat without decorating yourself with food?

    Yes...sometimes

    Do you find if you are having an Irish Breakfast that it's best made at home? I rarely like having one in a cafe or anything.


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    #3288
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    I make a conscious effort not to.

    How long did the bitch spend in hospital after saying that?

    Ha , sadly no hospital involved as it happened in my last job in a situation where my role would have been one of leading a group. My jaw dropped briefly and laughed it off.

    Have you ever owned a voo doo doll?


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    #3289
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yes...sometimes

    Do you find if you are having an Irish Breakfast that it's best made at home? I rarely like having one in a cafe or anything.

    I think the best ones I've had were in B&B's and hotels.
    73Cat wrote: »
    Ha , sadly no hospital involved as it happened in my last job in a situation where my role would have been one of leading a group. My jaw dropped briefly and laughed it off.

    Have you ever owned a voo doo doll?

    I haven't.

    Did you mutilate dolls as a child?


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    #3290
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I think the best ones I've had were in B&B's and hotels.



    I haven't.

    Did you mutilate dolls as a child?

    I cut and dyed the hair on one of them but I wouldn't call it mutilating because I did a good job on it.

    Do you ever take cold showers?


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    #3291
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I cut and dyed the hair on one of them but I wouldn't call it mutilating because I did a good job on it.

    Do you ever take cold showers?

    Very rarely and it would have to be a very hot day.
    I don't like hot water but a cold shower is beyond by pain threshold
    despite the supposed benefits.

    Do you worry about machines taking over?


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    #3292
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Very rarely and it would have to be a very hot day.
    I don't like hot water but a cold shower is beyond by pain threshold
    despite the supposed benefits.

    Do you worry about machines taking over?

    Wish they'd hurry up and take over the housework.

    Do you think that a machine could ever be invented that could do your job?


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    #3293
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Wish they'd hurry up and take over the housework.

    Do you think that a machine could ever be invented that could do your job?

    It would be hard to imagine a machine with the charm and charisma required to do my job.

    Do you like reading lists of tips from experts who think they know how you should lead your life?


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    #3294
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    It would be hard to imagine a machine with the charm and charisma required to do my job.

    Do you like reading lists of tips from experts who think they know how you should lead your life?

    Nope...I know an "expert" who's own life is way worse than her "patients" lives.

    When did the loonatics take over the asylum?


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    #3295
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Colser wrote: »
    Nope...I know an "expert" who's own life is way worse than her "patients" lives.

    When did the loonatics take over the asylum?

    When they had no choice but to!

    If in desperate circumstances under corrupt authority, would you form a mutiny?


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    #3296
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    When they had no choice but to!

    If in desperate circumstances under corrupt authority, would you form a mutiny?

    Yesterday a militia, today a mutiny. I'm spotting a trend.

    Have you ever been a class or union rep?


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    #3297
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Yesterday a militia, today a mutiny. I'm spotting a trend.

    Have you ever been a class or union rep?

    No but I was the manager of the school bank ðŸ˜

    Can you understand any of the jargon used at union meetings?


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    #3298
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    No but I was the manager of the school bank ðŸ˜

    Can you understand any of the jargon used at union meetings?

    I've never been to one.

    Can you touch your toes withour bending your knees?


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    #3299
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I've never been to one.

    Can you touch your toes withour bending your knees?

    I can..

    Would you prefer to do squats or lunges?


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    #3300
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I can..

    Would you prefer to do squats or lunges?

    Squats.

    What makes Puff a magic dragon?


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    #3301
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Squats.

    What makes Puff a magic dragon?

    If it makes you high.

    I'm doing a clear out of stuff that I don't need in my house atm. Half way through and I don't want to finish it now. Do you know any good motivational phrases?


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