The Noccers Interview Thread

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

If it makes you high.

I'm doing a clear out of stuff that I don't need in my house atm. Half way through and I don't want to finish it now. Do you know any good motivational phrases?

If in doubt, Chuck it out! Get rid of all that clutter and make room for more purchases.

Do you have hoarding tendencies?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

If in doubt, Chuck it out! Get rid of all that clutter and make room for more purchases.

Do you have hoarding tendencies?

No not at all, well except my old cd's. I can't throw them out.

Do you like dining al fresco?

Colser

Lorelli! wrote: »

No not at all, well except my old cd's. I can't throw them out.

Do you like dining al fresco?

Only on holidays tbh..I hate any breeze or flies/wasps.

Favourite holiday spot outside of Ireland?

Rubberlegs

Colser wrote: »

Only on holidays tbh..I hate any breeze or flies/wasps.

Favourite holiday spot outside of Ireland?

The Algarve

Are you well travelled ?

Hugo Stiglitz

73Cat wrote: »

The Algarve

Are you well travelled ?

Not really.

Are you computer savvy?

Rubberlegs

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

Not really.

Are you computer savvy?

Not at all, bare basics is all.

What is your favourite way to eat potatoes?

Colser

73Cat wrote: »

Not at all, bare basics is all.

What is your favourite way to eat potatoes?

Mashed with loadsa butter and salt..chips/crisps/garlic/roasted also..I think they're my favourite food tbh.

Sweet or savoury food?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Mashed with loadsa butter and salt..chips/crisps/garlic/roasted also..I think they're my favourite food tbh.

Sweet or savoury food?

Sweet.

Can you name a fictional character you'd like to meet?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Sweet.

Can you name a fictional character you'd like to meet?

Hawkeye from The Last Of The Mohicans.

Can men not physically scream if they get a fright or they can scream but they just don't?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Hawkeye from The Last Of The Mohicans.

Can men not physically scream if they get a fright or they can scream but they just don't?

We've never been frightened enough.

Have you ever rented a skip?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

We've never been frightened enough.

Have you ever rented a skip?

Nope

What if Tom Cruise and John Travolta kidnapped you and spent several hours a day preaching to you about how great Scientology is in a darkened room with an E-meter? would that make you scream?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Nope

What if Tom Cruise and John Travolta kidnapped you and spent several hours a day preaching to you about how great Scientology is in a darkened room with an E-meter? would that make you scream?

It would probably make me laugh. Whether or not I would be screaming with laughter remains to be seen.

Do you think you could beat a lie detector test?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

It would probably make me laugh. Whether or not I would be screaming with laughter remains to be seen.

Do you think you could beat a lie detector test?

Only by telling the truth.

If you had to choose, Jerry Springer or Jeremy Kyle?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Only by telling the truth.

If you had to choose, Jerry Springer or Jeremy Kyle?

It depends...to appear on the show, go for dinner, clean my windows?
I'd go Jerry anyway, I've never seen the Jeremy Vile show.


Why are all the new game show formats so crap and convoluted?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

It depends...to appear on the show, go for dinner, clean my windows?
I'd go Jerry anyway, I've never seen the Jeremy Vile show.


Why are all the new game show formats so crap and convoluted?

I haven't watched any game shows for a long time so I don't really know many of the new ones tbh.

There use to be a question show that gave all contestants a copy of a paper from the day they were born. Would you like something like that?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I haven't watched any game shows for a long time so I don't really know many of the new ones tbh.

There use to be a question show that gave all contestants a copy of a paper from the day they were born. Would you like something like that?

Only if the big cash prize is inside it.

Do you prefer the down or across clues in a crossword?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Only if the big cash prize is inside it.

Do you prefer the down or across clues in a crossword?

Well if you get the down clue, you get to write downwards which is a pleasant change from writing across.

Is there another club available for people who don't like a lot of chocolate on their biscuit?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

Well if you get the down clue, you get to write downwards which is a pleasant change from writing across.

Is there another club available for people who don't like a lot of chocolate on their biscuit?

You are either in the club or out of it. No middle ground.

What was the reason that made you last shed a tear?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

You are either in the club or out of it. No middle ground.

What was the reason that made you last shed a tear?

Chopping an onion on Monday or Tuesday.

Do you own any foreign currency?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Chopping an onion on Monday or Tuesday.

Do you own any foreign currency?

Yes, I have small amounts of currency from a multitude of countries at home. I may even have soon pre Euro currency.

Why do door bells go ding dong, why don't they announce that there is a peasant at the door in an English accent?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes, I have small amounts of currency from a multitude of countries at home. I may even have soon pre Euro currency.

Why do door bells go ding dong, why don't they announce that there is a peasant at the door in an English accent?

That's what butlers are for.

What do your neighbours think of you?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

That's what butlers are for.

What do your neighbours think of you?

I'm close to a few of them and of the others, most of them are nice, some overbearing, some keep to themselves and theres one or two moody ones. Not sure what they think of me.

Does everybody need good neighbours?

Rubberlegs

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'm close to a few of them and of the others, most of them are nice, some overbearing, some keep to themselves and theres one or two moody ones. Not sure what they think of me.

Does everybody need good neighbours?

Good over bad , yes, to be honest I would prefer none some days!

Any plans for the weekend?

Colser

73Cat wrote: »

Good over bad , yes, to be honest I would prefer none some days!

Any plans for the weekend?

Heading to a shopping centre shortly to return a load of stuff.

Do you think that gramar would like to come with me?ðŸ˜

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Heading to a shopping centre shortly to return a load of stuff.

Do you think that gramar would like to come with me?ðŸ˜

I'll ask him.

Is it stolen goods you're returning?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

I'll ask him.

Is it stolen goods you're returning?

Not this time..all legit.

Is Friday payday for you?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Not this time..all legit.

Is Friday payday for you?

Only if it's the last working day of the month.

Would you miss your workplace if you left it?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

Only if it's the last working day of the month.

Would you miss your workplace if you left it?

I would but that doesn't stop me moaning about it every day.

Is your diet healthier on a work day compared to your days off?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

I would but that doesn't stop me moaning about it every day.

Is your diet healthier on a work day compared to your days off?

It's similar enough I'd say.

Is the man from Del Monte able to say no?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

It's similar enough I'd say.

Is the man from Del Monte able to say no?

I just asked him and the man from Del Monte says "yes"!

Have you ever played "footsie" with anyone?