The Noccers Interview Thread

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I would have said The Fonz from memory but just googled it and I think the Top Gun one looked a bit more fitted.

Sandy from Grease, before or after?

Before or after what exactly?

Would you prefer to be wrinkly or grey?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Before or after what exactly?

Would you prefer to be wrinkly or grey?

Grey!

before or after her makeover in the film?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Grey!

before or after her makeover in the film?

After a quick consultation - before...The perm wouldn't do it for me.

When is someone's hair too long?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

After a quick consultation - before...The perm wouldn't do it for me.

When is someone's hair too long?

When it starts to look a bit ratty at the end and it depends on age and if it suits the person.

Do you pluck your eyebrows?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

When it starts to look a bit ratty at the end and it depends on age and if it suits the person.

Do you pluck your eyebrows?

Too much trouble so I lasered them off and just paint them on.
You wouldn't notice.

Has that craze of young wans making their eyebrows look like hairy mollies passed yet?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Too much trouble so I lasered them off and just paint them on.
You wouldn't notice.

Has that craze of young wans making their eyebrows look like hairy mollies passed yet?

Nope, still going strong!

Have you ever done The Macarena?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Nope, still going strong!

Have you ever done The Macarena?

I have attempted but as of yet I haven't managed it.

In what way did Britney Spears want to be hit?

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

I have attempted but as of yet I haven't managed it.

In what way did Britney Spears want to be hit?

Around the chops with a large wet fish.

Would you happily oblige that request?

gramar

73Cat wrote: »

Around the chops with a large wet fish.

Would you happily oblige that request?

Are you still talking about Britney or asking 'for a friend'?

What is crazy about bat****?

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

Are you still talking about Britney or asking 'for a friend'?

What is crazy about bat****?

I'm still talkin about Britney, bitch;)
Not quite sure about bat****.

Are bats really the ghosts of dead mice?

Lorelli!

73Cat wrote: »

I'm still talkin about Britney, bitch;)
Not quite sure about bat****.

Are bats really the ghosts of dead mice?

I thought they were vampire rats!

Have you ever seen an ant farm in action?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

I thought they were vampire rats!

Have you ever seen an ant farm in action?

Yes, there was an ant farm at some event I was at a couple of years ago.

If ants could farm, what do you think they would produce?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes, there was an ant farm at some event I was at a couple of years ago.

If ants could farm, what do you think they would produce?

Aliens.


Ever seen strange lights in the sky?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Aliens.


Ever seen strange lights in the sky?

Never, unless you count the odd UFO.

Can you identify different clouds?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

Never, unless you count the odd UFO.

Can you identify different clouds?

I can identify the main 4...cirrus, stratus...cumulus and cloud computing.

What are nose bleeds a sign of?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

I can identify the main 4...cirrus, stratus...cumulus and cloud computing.

What are nose bleeds a sign of?

A sign that you shouldn't be inserting your finger in a nostril.

Is there really a difference between a 1.50 coffee and a 3.50 coffee. Both are takeaway but in different establishments with 20m of each other!

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

A sign that you shouldn't be inserting your finger in a nostril.

Is there really a difference between a 1.50 coffee and a 3.50 coffee. Both are takeaway but in different establishments with 20m of each other!

You're asking a non-coffee drinker. You'll have to buy one in each place and compare.

If you're asked for your name in a coffee place do you give your real name or
a different one?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

You're asking a non-coffee drinker. You'll have to buy one in each place and compare.

If you're asked for your name in a coffee place do you give your real name or
a different one?

I have a directory in work. Each time I get asked my name in a coffee shop, I give the next name on the list. I am going to be Breda next.

What is the point in having a middle name?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I have a directory in work. Each time I get asked my name in a coffee shop, I give the next name on the list. I am going to be Breda next.

What is the point in having a middle name?

Im not sure! My granda loved this name that reminded him of some French girl that he knew and always wanted one of the granddaughters to be named the same. It use to drive my granny mad. None of us were named after that girl but a few of us share it as a middle name

Do you think your real name suits you?

Hugo Stiglitz

Lorelli! wrote: »

Im not sure! My granda loved this name that reminded him of some French girl that he knew and always wanted one of the granddaughters to be named the same. It use to drive my granny mad. None of us were named after that girl but a few of us share it as a middle name

Do you think your real name suits you?

No. I feel that it is a child's name.

Biblical names for non-religious people: yes or no?

Lorelli!

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

No. I feel that it is a child's name.

Biblical names for non-religious people: yes or no?

Some are nice names!

Can you play chess?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

Some are nice names!

Can you play chess?

I can play but no longer have the patience for it.

Do you use real butter or spread?

Rubberlegs

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I can play but no longer have the patience for it.

Do you use real butter or spread?

Real butter for the most part.

Do you feel violent when over hungry?

Bishopsback

73Cat wrote: »

Real butter for the most part.

Do you feel violent when over hungry?

I often say I could eat a scabby gosson when I'm hungry, so yes.

How many watches do you have?

LadyMacBeth_

Bishopsback wrote: »

I often say I could eat a scabby gosson when I'm hungry, so yes.

How many watches do you have?

I have one somewhere but never use it, I use my phone.

Have you reached that age where young whippersnappers annoy you?

gramar

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I have one somewhere but never use it, I use my phone.

Have you reached that age where young whippersnappers annoy you?

I've reached the age where everything fúcking annoys me.

Do you purposefully eat any superfoods?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

I've reached the age where everything fúcking annoys me.

Do you purposefully eat any superfoods?

Supermacs ..

Would you find it difficult to be a vegetarian?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Supermacs ..

Would you find it difficult to be a vegetarian?

No because I won't be trying.

Do you have things in the back of the kitchen cupboard that should have been thrown out long ago?

Miss Demeanour

gramar wrote: »

No because I won't be trying.

Do you have things in the back of the kitchen cupboard that should have been thrown out long ago?

A few things that I should check the date on but not much.

Does everyone look bad in passport photos or is it just me?

Miss Demeanour

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

A few things that I should check the date on but not much.

Does everyone look bad in passport photos or is it just me?

Oh we all do.

Do you remember that song Deeply Dippy?