The Noccers Interview Thread

Miss Demeanour

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Oh we all do.

Do you remember that song Deeply Dippy?

I do.....Right Said Fred

What was the last text you sent?

Miss Demeanour

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

I do.....Right Said Fred

What was the last text you sent?

That's the one

It was "blaa blaa sent me a text asking if you would give him a call"

What was yours?

Miss Demeanour

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That's the one

It was "blaa blaa sent me a text asking if you would give him a call"

What was yours?

I just checked and it was on group chat and said "Busy next few days but Monday would be great for lunch if that suits"....she replied...."eh hello....why you talking posh!!!???"

Do you have a posh telephone voice?

Miss Demeanour

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

I just checked and it was on group chat and said "Busy next few days but Monday would be great for lunch if that suits"....she replied...."eh hello....why you talking posh!!!???"

Do you have a posh telephone voice?

I do sometimes I think. It depends on who I'm talking to.

In your group chat do you send talking messages instead of text ones?

Miss Demeanour

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I do sometimes I think. It depends on who I'm talking to.

In your group chat do you send talking messages instead of text ones?

No just text ones....she meant it sounded posh for some reason....I thought it was a fairly normal reply.

Do you ever use skype?

Erik Shin

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I do sometimes I think. It depends on who I'm talking to.

In your group chat do you send talking messages instead of text ones?

Voice message? ..no ....balls to that

Anyone else pissed?

Miss Demeanour

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

No just text ones....she meant it sounded posh for some reason....I thought it was a fairly normal reply.

Do you ever use skype?

Ah I get you.

I have done but found it a bit strange.

@ Erik, no unfortunately I am full of comfort food though.

What are you drinking?

Colser

Erik Shin wrote: »

Voice message? ..no ....balls to that

Anyone else pissed?

Not quite pissed..

Do you get more calories from your food or drink?

Colser

Colser wrote: »

Not quite pissed..

Do you get more calories from your food or drink?

Definitely from food.

Are you home tonight?

Hugo Stiglitz

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Definitely from food.

Are you home tonight?

Yes.

Are you in bed?

Colser

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

Yes.

Are you in bed?

Yes.

What time do you need to get up?

Hugo Stiglitz

Colser wrote: »

Yes.

What time do you need to get up?

About noon should be fine.

Do you work shifts?

Hugo Stiglitz

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

About noon should be fine.

Do you work shifts?

I haven't worked a shift since 1994

Have you ever been hit with a rhythm stick?

Lorelli!

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I haven't worked a shift since 1994

Have you ever been hit with a rhythm stick?

No a sledgehammer!

Is your personality more like your mother or your father?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

No a sledgehammer!

Is your personality more like your mother or your father?

I've often seen traits of both in myself and couldn't say it's more like one or the other.


Do you tend to act on other people's recommendations?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I've often seen traits of both in myself and couldn't say it's more like one or the other.


Do you tend to act on other people's recommendations?

It depends on who and what they are recommending.

Have you ever had to make a complaint while eating out at a restaurant?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

It depends on who and what they are recommending.

Have you ever had to make a complaint while eating out at a restaurant?

Yeah, hit my knee off a table leg once. Sued the bastards.

If there was a fly in your soup would you:

a) eat the soup and the fly
b) remove the fly and finish the soup
c) be unable to eat the soup and retch

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Yeah, hit my knee off a table leg once. Sued the bastards.

If there was a fly in your soup would you:

a) eat the soup and the fly
b) remove the fly and finish the soup
c) be unable to eat the soup and retch

b) remove the fly and finish the soup

If you accidentally swallowed a fly, would you swallow a spider to catch the fly?

gramar

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b) remove the fly and finish the soup

If you accidentally swallowed a fly, would you swallow a spider to catch the fly?

I'd dangle one of those sticky fly tapes down my throat to get it out.

Are you ever surprised by how a stone in your shoe feels the size of a golfball and when you take it out it's only a scut of thing?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

I'd dangle one of those sticky fly tapes down my throat to get it out.

Are you ever surprised by how a stone in your shoe feels the size of a golfball and when you take it out it's only a scut of thing?

Yes and even more surprised as to how it gets inside my sock.

Do you have lunch at the same time everyday or do you vary the time?

gramar

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Yes and even more surprised as to how it gets inside my sock.

Do you have lunch at the same time everyday or do you vary the time?

It depends on the time of the year. Work hours change so that influences things.

Do you have a novelty calendar like firemen or kittens?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

It depends on the time of the year. Work hours change so that influences things.

Do you have a novelty calendar like firemen or kittens?

No, I don't need such things when everything is stored on Google and at my fingertips 24/7 via my phone.

Do you watch funny video clips on YouTube?

gramar

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No, I don't need such things when everything is stored on Google and at my fingertips 24/7 via my phone.

Do you watch funny video clips on YouTube?

Now and then. I get them through whatsapp groups and delete a lot without even watching.

Would you like to work from home for $6000 a month?

LadyMacBeth_

gramar wrote: »

Now and then. I get them through whatsapp groups and delete a lot without even watching.

Would you like to work from home for $6000 a month?

Yes please.

Does it involve being a cam girl?

gramar

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Yes please.

Does it involve being a cam girl?

It'll cost you to find out.

I do know of someone who has a foot fetish pay site.
Plenty of fellas seemingly willing to pay to watch her play with her feet on camera.

Does the dark web really exist?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

It'll cost you to find out.

I do know of someone who has a foot fetish pay site.
Plenty of fellas seemingly willing to pay to watch her play with her feet on camera.

Does the dark web really exist?

Very much so

What would you look for on the dark web?

gramar

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Very much so

What would you look for on the dark web?

Light.

Do you find some of the images on cigarette packets offensive?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Light.

Do you find some of the images on cigarette packets offensive?

Not really. Has it been proven to work for some?

If you could be a human/animal hybrid, what animal would you choose and why?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not really. Has it been proven to work for some?

If you could be a human/animal hybrid, what animal would you choose and why?

A bat because I found a baby one on the porch the other day and I'm looking after it. I'm wondering if it bites me will I turn into a bat like man or will I just get rabies.

Was Dr Doolittle a lazy sort?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

A bat because I found a baby one on the porch the other day and I'm looking after it. I'm wondering if it bites me will I turn into a bat like man or will I just get rabies.

Was Dr Doolittle a lazy sort?

If the bat bites you, you will turn into a vampire. I hope you are not a morning person.

Doolittle was far from lazy, he was a busy man.

Do you have neat writing?