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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    I like to think so.

    Any plans for tomorrow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    I like to think so.

    Any plans for tomorrow?

    Big trip much work.


    Do you like poetry?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    I don't mind it.

    You?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    I do.



    Ready to move out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    I do.



    Ready to move out?

    Move out? I can't get as far as the toilet without someone looking for me :). So no, only in my dreams.

    What age did you leave / hope to leave home ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    73Cat wrote: »
    Move out? I can't get as far as the toilet without someone looking for me :). So no, only in my dreams.

    What age did you leave / hope to leave home ?

    I hopefully won't move out till I've finished college because it's only a short commute.


    You?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    I hopefully won't move out till I've finished college because it's only a short commute.


    You?

    21.

    What will you study in college?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    21.

    What will you study in college?

    If your age is inversely proportional to the amount you drink over the course of a year.

    Do you like learning new things?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    If your age is inversely proportional to the amount you drink over the course of a year.

    Do you like learning new things?

    Yes, though I am reaching capacity of my memory so everytime I learn new things, I forget other things.

    Are you good at interviews?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I can state my case when required.

    When is the last time you went for a job interview?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I went for an informal interview 2 weeks ago. On Tuesday I will have a followup phone interview which will be more formal. If that's successful, I will probably have a panel interview in another couple of weeks.

    How about you, when did you last have a job interview?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I went for an informal interview 2 weeks ago. On Tuesday I will have a followup phone interview which will be more formal. If that's successful, I will probably have a panel interview in another couple of weeks.

    How about you, when did you last have a job interview?

    Coming up on 9 years. I'm due another one.

    If you went into one and there was no chair for you and you were told to sit down would you sit on the floor?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    Coming up on 9 years. I'm due another one.

    If you went into one and there was no chair for you and you were told to sit down would you sit on the floor?

    No, I would sit on a lap.

    Ever go to a lap dancing club?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I have once, but didn't partake in their services, stayed in the main bar area.

    Do you think that they objectify women?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I have once, but didn't partake in their services, stayed in the main bar area.

    Do you think that they objectify women?

    I suppose but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

    Whatever became of Seamus and Shiela McSpud?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Perhaps they went through the Magic Door.

    Do you remember the rhyme when they knocked on it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Perhaps they went through the Magic Door.

    Do you remember the rhyme when they knocked on it?

    I'll never forget it.

    Have you ever been to an art exhibition?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Perhaps they went through the Magic Door.

    Do you remember the rhyme when they knocked on it?

    Knock knock, open wide.
    See whats on the other side
    Knock knock anymore
    Come with me through the magic door

    Did you watch Fortycoats and if so who was your favourite character ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    gramar wrote: »
    I'll never forget it.

    Have you ever been to an art exhibition?

    Been to a few galleries,
    73Cat wrote: »
    Knock knock, open wide.
    See whats on the other side
    Knock knock anymore
    Come with me through the magic door

    Did you watch Fortycoats and if so who was your favourite character ?

    Was on slightly before my time, but liked Judge.

    Do you think cartoons are being dumbed down these days?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Been to a few galleries,



    Was on slightly before my time, but liked Judge.

    Do you think cartoons are being dumbed down these days?

    Yes, not as good as years ago. Johnny Bravo was brilliant, definitely would not be PC enough now :)

    Would you go on a rollercoaster?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    Yes, not as good as years ago. Johnny Bravo was brilliant, definitely would not be PC enough now :)

    Would you go on a rollercoaster?

    I have done but not my favourite activity

    When was the last time you went to the circus?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I have done but not my favourite activity

    When was the last time you went to the circus?

    The summer before last i think.

    Were you ever pulled out of the audience to participate with a clown at a circus?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    The summer before last i think.

    Were you ever pulled out of the audience to participate with a clown at a circus?

    I haven't had the misfortune.

    Do you do any volunteer work?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    The summer before last i think.

    Were you ever pulled out of the audience to participate with a clown at a circus?

    Never but it's been many years since i attended.

    Are Irish circuses any good these days?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    @gramar , i did volunteer work a few yrs back, loved it and would consider getting involved again
    @Plenty , yes Irish circuses are good, could do with more tigers etc though imo

    Are you obsessed with anything ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Eurovision.

    How far do you think my Eurovision knowledge goes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    All the way back to Sandy Shaw & Puppet on a String.

    Am I right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Nope, I wouldn't now much about the 60s. :p

    You like that song?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    Nope, I wouldn't now much about the 60s. :p

    You like that song?

    It's catchy:)

    Do you think Ireland will ever win the Eurovision again ?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    It's catchy:)

    Do you think Ireland will ever win the Eurovision again ?

    Doubtful, our heart isn't in it and the sort of music that gets European votes doesn't appear to be made in Ireland anymore

    Would you consider assisted suicide if you had a terminal illness?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Doubtful, our heart isn't in it and the sort of music that gets European votes doesn't appear to be made in Ireland anymore

    Would you consider assisted suicide if you had a terminal illness?

    Definitely.

    Would you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Definitely.

    Would you?

    I certainly would.

    Could you hit the 'off' button for someone?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I certainly would.

    Could you hit the 'off' button for someone?

    Ah gramar, don't be asking me such questions.:D

    Are you fit?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    No.

    Are you happy with yourself?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,495 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    No.

    Are you happy with yourself?

    At the moment yes. This morning no.

    What time are you up in the morning?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    everlast75 wrote: »
    At the moment yes. This morning no.

    What time are you up in the morning?

    8-9ish.

    You?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    8-9ish.

    You?

    About the same.

    Do you think other countries get their knickers in such a twist when overseas stars pay them a bit of attention?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    About the same.

    Do you think other countries get their knickers in such a twist when overseas stars pay them a bit of attention?

    I don't think so.

    Do you know anyone that needs help right now?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    I don't think so.

    Do you know anyone that needs help right now?

    I don't..

    Why are you up so late tonight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Colser wrote: »
    I don't..

    Why are you up so late tonight?

    It's not late. It's the nocturnal forum.

    You?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    It's not late. It's the nocturnal forum.

    You?

    Just back from a night with a friend drinking

    Isn't night much better than day?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Just back from a night with a friend drinking

    Isn't night much better than day?

    I bet that's what you're thinking now anyway with your big hungover head.

    Do you subscribe to any youtube channels?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,495 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    I bet that's what you're thinking now anyway with your big hungover head.

    Do you subscribe to any youtube channels?

    I used to but no longer.

    Do you usually fall for clickbait articles?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    everlast75 wrote: »
    I used to but no longer.

    Do you usually fall for clickbait articles?

    Not anymore, if it's sensationalist, then I usually ignore it. Any headline that says "..... you won't believe what happened next" is definitely clickbait.

    Are you able to distinguish between fake news and real news?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Not anymore, if it's sensationalist, then I usually ignore it. Any headline that says "..... you won't believe what happened next" is definitely clickbait.

    Are you able to distinguish between fake news and real news?

    Not always. The whole BatBoy thing had me on the edge of my seat.

    Does the load ever wear you down?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Not always. The whole BatBoy thing had me on the edge of my seat.

    Does the load ever wear you down?

    Sometimes.

    Did you ever win anything from one of those claw machines?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sometimes.

    Did you ever win anything from one of those claw machines?

    I think they're designed so you don't. You've as much chance of playing pool with a rope.

    Do you look at the classifieds much?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I think they're designed so you don't. You've as much chance of playing pool with a rope.

    Do you look at the classifieds much?

    Rarely ever

    Do you have photo albums full of photos at home?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Rarely ever

    Do you have photo albums full of photos at home?

    In the parents house, not mine.

    Do you have a visitors book?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    In the parents house, not mine.

    Do you have a visitors book?

    No but you have planted a seed now.

    What was the last thing you planted?


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