The Noccers Interview Thread

Lorelli! · 24-07-2017 9:00am

gramar wrote: »

Halfwit.

Is that shíte still on the telly?

Yup, still going as far as I know.

In an emergency, do you think you would be able to stay calm and help a woman deliver a baby?

gramar · 24-07-2017 9:01am

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yup, still going as far as I know.

In an emergency, do you think you would be able to stay calm and help a woman deliver a baby?

Depends where she's going and if I have GPS or not.

If you have an arcade game machine at home which one would it be?

Lorelli! · 24-07-2017 12:24pm

gramar wrote: »

Depends where she's going and if I have GPS or not.

If you have an arcade game machine at home which one would it be?

Ping Pong

Do you like any Bruce Lee films?

24-07-2017 12:49pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ping Pong

Do you like any Bruce Lee films?

I used to have a whole collection of his films on VHS.

Do you have any VHS tapes? My wedding video is on VHS and I don't have a player.

gramar · 24-07-2017 1:03pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I used to have a whole collection of his films on VHS.

Do you have any VHS tapes? My wedding video is on VHS and I don't have a player.

The few I have are in a box and may never see the light of day again.

Have you ever seen a paper boy on his rounds?

Lorelli! · 24-07-2017 3:25pm

gramar wrote: »

The few I have are in a box and may never see the light of day again.

Have you ever seen a paper boy on his rounds?

Ye there use to be a boy who delivered the free local paper on his bike to all the houses where I lived.

Do you like a cocktail to have one of those little umbrella things?

gramar · 24-07-2017 6:38pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ye there use to be a boy who delivered the free local paper on his bike to all the houses where I lived.

Do you like a cocktail to have one of those little umbrella things?

I like a cocktail to be in a pint class and be either beer or ale.

Have you ever had to pay for a breakage in a shop?

Lorelli! · 24-07-2017 7:12pm

gramar wrote: »

I like a cocktail to be in a pint class and be either beer or ale.

Have you ever had to pay for a breakage in a shop?

Not yet. I was in a small shop before with loads of ornaments and my oh said to me "don't knock anything over now". I turned and said to the shop guy who was sort of a bearded hippy type, "I'm very clumsy" and he said "does he not find it endearing?"! I kept giving my oh stick over it for the rest of the day. If I annoyed him in any way, I'd say "but do you not find it endearing?" :pac:

Did Sid kill Nancy?

gramar · 24-07-2017 9:52pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not yet. I was in a small shop before with loads of ornaments and my oh said to me "don't knock anything over now". I turned and said to the shop guy who was sort of a bearded hippy type, "I'm very clumsy" and he said "does he not find it endearing?"! I kept giving my oh stick over it for the rest of the day. If I annoyed him in any way, I'd say "but do you not find it endearing?" :pac:

Did Sid kill Nancy?

She was asking for it.

Do you do the dab?

Lorelli! · 25-07-2017 9:05am

gramar wrote: »

She was asking for it.

Do you do the dab?

No. It's a dance?

Do you remember The Bartman?

gramar · 25-07-2017 9:32am

Lorelli! wrote: »

No. It's a dance?

Do you remember The Bartman?

I do.

Do you think it sounds a bit like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air tune?

Lorelli! · 25-07-2017 10:22am

gramar wrote: »

I do.

Do you think it sounds a bit like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air tune?

Yea it does. Apparently people thought it was written by Michael Jackson.

If you started a game of Jumanji, would you make sure you finish it?

gramar · 25-07-2017 10:48am

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yea it does. Apparently people thought it was written by Michael Jackson.

If you started a game of Jumanji, would you make sure you finish it?

I've heard of the movie but I don't know what the game involves.

Do you brake before bends, in bends or just go up on two wheels?

Lorelli! · 25-07-2017 10:54am

gramar wrote: »

I've heard of the movie but I don't know what the game involves.

Do you brake before bends, in bends or just go up on two wheels?

You never saw Jumanji? "In the jungle you must wait until the dice reads five or eight"

I still cant drive well. I just wing it.

Can you moonwalk?

gramar · 25-07-2017 10:57am

Lorelli! wrote: »

You never saw Jumanji? "In the jungle you must wait until the dice reads five or eight"

I still cant drive well. I just wing it.

Can you moonwalk?

Never saw it. It's some fantasy adventure thing with Robin Williams and that ain't my thing.

I can attempt it.

Ever hear people Irish people say 'sidewalk' in Ireland?

Lorelli! · 25-07-2017 11:01am

gramar wrote: »

Never saw it. It's some fantasy adventure thing with Robin Williams and that ain't my thing.

I can attempt it.

Ever hear people Irish people say 'sidewalk' in Ireland?

Ye I have. I usually say "the path" myself. "Sidewalk" ain't my thing

Did you ever play Kerbs?

gramar · 25-07-2017 11:09am

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ye I have. I usually say "the path" myself. "Sidewalk" ain't my thing

Did you ever play Kerbs?

I did.

Do you know who Kerbdog are?

Erik Shin · 25-07-2017 11:36am

gramar wrote: »

I did.

Do you know who Kerbdog are?

From Kilkenny, yep...another should have made it, but didn't along with Therapy?

Is Cormac Battle still around?

gramar · 25-07-2017 11:40am

Erik Shin wrote: »

From Kilkenny, yep...another should have made it, but didn't along with Therapy?

Is Cormac Battle still around?

I think he's on the radio.

Are period dramas about women's menstruation cycles?

Lorelli! · 25-07-2017 11:47am

gramar wrote: »

I think he's on the radio.

Are period dramas about women's menstruation cycles?

Yes :pac:

Do Harry Potter fans get on your nerves a bit?

Erik Shin · 25-07-2017 11:50am

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yes :pac:

Do Harry Potter fans get on your nerves a bit?

Yes indeed, I wish they'd all "leviosa fckoffgardam"

Does that sound like I'm abusing our boys in blue?

gramar · 25-07-2017 11:52am

Erik Shin wrote: »

Yes indeed, I wish they'd all "leviosa fckoffgardam"

Does that sound like I'm abusing our boys in blue?

Sounds like you've been abusing substances.

Should the guards wear helmets instead of hats?

Erik Shin · 25-07-2017 11:53am

gramar wrote: »

Sounds like you've been abusing substances.

Should the guards wear helmets instead of hats?

A cöck with a helmet.....

Isn't that normal?

gramar · 25-07-2017 11:57am

Erik Shin wrote: »

A cöck with a helmet.....

Isn't that normal?

Only if the law is an ass.

What are arse biscuits?

Erik Shin · 25-07-2017 11:58am

gramar wrote: »

Only if the law is an ass.

What are arse biscuits?

Choc chip cookies?

Do you ever feel like telling people fck off on the Train?

gramar · 25-07-2017 12:01pm

Erik Shin wrote: »

Choc chip cookies?

Do you ever feel like telling people fck off on the Train?

I'm not on the train that much and don't recall ever feeling the need.

Are you talking about the ticket inspector?

Erik Shin · 25-07-2017 12:09pm

gramar wrote: »

I'm not on the train that much and don't recall ever feeling the need.

Are you talking about the ticket inspector?

No, they're normally ok.
Passenger trying to take my leg room...1 accidental swift kick in the shin later..no issues

Wanna sit opposite me ?

gramar · 25-07-2017 12:11pm

Erik Shin wrote: »

No, they're normally ok.
Passenger trying to take my leg room...1 accidental swift kick in the shin later..no issues

Wanna sit opposite me ?

No, didn't you just say there was someone there.

Are you going up the big shmoke?

Erik Shin · 25-07-2017 12:14pm

gramar wrote: »

No, didn't you just say there was someone there.

Are you going up the big shmoke?

I is

Are Kerrymen still fair game up there?

gramar · 25-07-2017 12:22pm

Erik Shin wrote: »

I is

Are Kerrymen still fair game up there?

Only in Croke Park.

Are all crack addicts on drugs?

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