The Noccers Interview Thread

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Only in Croke Park.

Are all crack addicts on drugs?

Not according to Urban Dictionary...

Of the four Teletubbies, which one do you relate to most?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not according to Urban Dictionary...

Of the four Teletubbies, which one do you relate to most?

I can only remember 3 of them..tinky winky lala and po...pixie? trixie?
I know nothing of their personality traits so can't identify with any.

Do you ever use the term Joe Bloggs or the US equivalent John Doe?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I can only remember 3 of them..tinky winky lala and po...pixie? trixie?
I know nothing of their personality traits so can't identify with any.

Do you ever use the term Joe Bloggs or the US equivalent John Doe?

No I don't really use them. I thought John Doe was mostly used for an unidentified corpse.

Have you ever suffered from brain freeze?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I don't really use them. I thought John Doe was mostly used for an unidentified corpse.

Have you ever suffered from brain freeze?

I have. Don't need to eat anything cold for it though.

How many corpses would you fit in your freezer?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

I have. Don't need to eat anything cold for it though.

How many corpses would you fit in your freezer?

One well folded corpse.

Do you include much beans on your diet?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

One well folded corpse.

Do you include much beans on your diet?

Mostly baked beans. A can or two a month I'd say.

Ever heated beans in the can and eaten them out of it?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Mostly baked beans. A can or two a month I'd say.

Ever heated beans in the can and eaten them out of it?

No never

Have you ever had a case of Nocturnal Enuresis?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

No never

Have you ever had a case of Nocturnal Enuresis?

To put it into common parlance yes I have. Early twenties..flootered one night.
To make things worse...it wasn't even my bed!

Is it worse to be people who are sober or sober with people who are drunk?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

To put it into common parlance yes I have. Early twenties..flootered one night.
To make things worse...it wasn't even my bed!

Is it worse to be people who are sober or sober with people who are drunk?

Sober with drunk people. It's fine if you are drunk too though

Do drunk people have their own language?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Sober with drunk people. It's fine if you are drunk too though

Do drunk people have their own language?

They do. It's called shíte talk.

Can you neck a pint?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

They do. It's called shíte talk.

Can you neck a pint?

No I don't think id be able to drink a pint that fast.

Do you think beer is refreshing? I would never think of drinking beer to quench thirst!

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I don't think id be able to drink a pint that fast.

Do you think beer is refreshing? I would never think of drinking beer to quench thirst!

There are times when I'm thirsty and my thirst is begging to be quenched by beer.

Is there any medical condition in the family you're worried about developing?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

There are times when I'm thirsty and my thirst is begging to be quenched by beer.

Is there any medical condition in the family you're worried about developing?

Emphysema and Clogged Arteries which are self-inflicted. Although I would like to avoid both, I am doing more to acquire them than to avoid them.

Do you like a good hug?

gramar

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Emphysema and Clogged Arteries which are self-inflicted. Although I would like to avoid both, I am doing more to acquire them than to avoid them.

Do you like a good hug?

I do.

Are you offering?

Miss Demeanour

gramar wrote: »

I do.

Are you offering?

I am ....c'mere to me ((hugs)).

Have you ever fist bumped, chest bumped or high 5'ed?

Lorelli!

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

I am ....c'mere to me ((hugs)).

Have you ever fist bumped, chest bumped or high 5'ed?

I've high fived. I'll look into fist and chest bumping

What do you think of people who are a bit too flashy?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I've high fived. I'll look into fist and chest bumping

What do you think of people who are a bit too flashy?

I think they are flashy arseholes.

Why do people feel the need to bleach their bumholes?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I think they are flashy arseholes.

Why do people feel the need to bleach their bumholes?

cosmetic reasons

If someone described you as Feral, would you take it as a compliment or an insult?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

cosmetic reasons

If someone described you as Feral, would you take it as a compliment or an insult?

An insult as they're probably mistaking me for someone else.

Do you think the trampolines in gardens are eyesores?

Bishopsback

gramar wrote: »

An insult as they're probably mistaking me for someone else.

Do you think the trampolines in gardens are eyesores?

No.
Are you a swinger?

gramar

Bishopsback wrote: »

No.

Are you a swinger?

I don't like Crystal Swing if that's what you're referring to.

Why was the 60's swinging?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

I don't like Crystal Swing if that's what you're referring to.

Why was the 60's swinging?

Because a rigid culture at that time, unable to contain the demands for greater individual freedom, broke free of the social constraints of the previous age through extreme deviation from the norm.

Do you regularly deviate from the norm?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Because a rigid culture at that time, unable to contain the demands for greater individual freedom, broke free of the social constraints of the previous age through extreme deviation from the norm.

Do you regularly deviate from the norm?

I think i fit the norm...most of the time.

Was Nurse Rached secretly attracted to Randle McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I think i fit the norm...most of the time.

Was Nurse Rached secretly attracted to Randle McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest?

I think she was secretly banging the mute Indian chap.

Did Annie Lennox really walk on broken glass?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I think she was secretly banging the mute Indian chap.

Did Annie Lennox really walk on broken glass?

:pac:

No it just felt like she was.

In the song "Wake Up Little Susie", what film do you think they went to see that was so bad that they fell asleep watching it?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

:pac:

No it just felt like she was.

In the song "Wake Up Little Susie", what film do you think they went to see that was so bad that they fell asleep watching it?

The film wasn't the problem. They were both flootered.

Could you push yourself in a wheelbarrow?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

The film wasn't the problem. They were both flootered.

Could you push yourself in a wheelbarrow?

I could try but I don't think I ever will.

Did you ever receive a Leg and a Duck?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I could try but I don't think I ever will.

Did you ever receive a Leg and a Duck?

I don't know what that is I'm afraid. Sounds like rhyming slang for something.

Have you ever given yourself eye drops?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

I don't know what that is I'm afraid. Sounds like rhyming slang for something.

Have you ever given yourself eye drops?

Not that I would recall and putting drops in my eyes would not be something I would do unless it was absolutely necessary.

Is there anything that you would never buy online?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not that I would recall and putting drops in my eyes would not be something I would do unless it was absolutely necessary.

Is there anything that you would never buy online?

I rarely shop online even though it can be a pain to go yourself.

Which would you prefer to engage in, impish hijinks or tomfoolery antics?