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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #3812
    Rubberlegs
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    gramar wrote: »
    No but went to Supermacs once for a fellas birthday. Some poor unfortunate dressed in a bunny rabbit suit brought out the cake. We were about 18 at the time.

    Were you ever served in pubs where the barman knew you were under 18 but served you anyway?

    Definitely, as even when I was 18 I didn't look my age.

    When did you stop getting asked for id?


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    #3813
    Lorelli!
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    73Cat wrote: »
    Definitely, as even when I was 18 I didn't look my age.

    When did you stop getting asked for id?

    I was asked for it about 3 years ago when I was in a shop and I was delighted but I can't remember before that.

    Are you any good at doing a mime impression in an invisible box?


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    #3814
    Rubberlegs
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I was asked for it about 3 years ago when I was in a shop and I was delighted but I can't remember before that.

    Are you any good at doing a mime impression in an invisible box?

    I have never tried!

    What is your party piece?


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    #3815
    Lorelli!
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    73Cat wrote: »
    I have never tried!

    What is your party piece?

    I can blow bubbles with my saliva that float in the air

    Can you whistle with your fingers?


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    #3816
    gramar
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I can blow bubbles with my saliva that float in the air

    Can you whistle with your fingers?

    I can't. I can only whistle if I suck in, not if I blow out.
    I used to be able to make a hooting noise by cupping my hands.

    Can you make convincing fart noices by putting your hand under your armpit?


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    #3817
    Rubberlegs
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    gramar wrote: »
    I can't. I can only whistle if I suck in, not if I blow out.
    I used to be able to make a hooting noise by cupping my hands.

    Can you make convincing fart noices by putting your hand under your armpit?


    Yes, and also by squeezing my palms together:)

    Is this the hallmark of a lady?


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    #3818
    gramar
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    73Cat wrote: »
    Yes, and also by squeezing my palms together:)

    Is this the hallmark of a lady?

    That and fungal infections. :pac:

    Would you be able to differentiate between mutton and lamb?


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    #3819
    Lorelli!
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    gramar wrote: »
    That and fungal infections. :pac:

    Would you be able to differentiate between mutton and lamb?

    Yes it's usually fairly obvious.

    Can you crack your nuckles loud? I can't :/


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    #3820
    Erik Shin
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yes it's usually fairly obvious.

    Can you crack your nuckles loud? I can't :/

    Yep....and my toes, and wrists

    Do your watch any of the gypsy wedding programs?


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    #3821
    Lorelli!
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    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Yep....and my toes, and wrists

    Do your watch any of the gypsy wedding programs?

    I have watched it a few times. My mam loves the American one :/:)

    What would happen if everyone could live forever?


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    #3822
    Rubberlegs
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I have watched it a few times. My mam loves the American one :/:)

    What would happen if everyone could live forever?

    We would all become very bored and the world would be over populated to the point that all resources would be used up, there wouldn't be enough food and we would all be hangry. The world wouldn't be a nice place to live.

    Are you a creature of habit ?


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    #3823
    Lorelli!
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    73Cat wrote: »
    We would all become very bored and the world would be over populated to the point that all resources would be used up, there wouldn't be enough food and we would all be hangry. The world wouldn't be a nice place to live.

    Are you a creature of habit ?

    Ye I can be but I like a bit of change every now and then too.

    Can a computer fall in love if it's programmed to?


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    #3824
    Miss Demeanour
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ye I can be but I like a bit of change every now and then too.

    Can a computer fall in love if it's programmed to?

    Yes but there would have to be wifi to make sure there was a connection.

    Favourite board game?


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    #3825
    Lorelli!
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    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Yes but there would have to be wifi to make sure there was a connection.

    Favourite board game?

    Connect 4 if it's classed as a board game.

    Favourite card game?


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    #3826
    Miss Demeanour
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Connect 4 if it's classed as a board game.

    Favourite card game?

    45 or poker.

    Do you have a good poker face?


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    #3827
    Lorelli!
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    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    45 or poker.

    Do you have a good poker face?

    Not sure if I've a good poker face. I've played it a couple of times and I remember one night I played it and I did really well.

    Do you think the saying "misery loves company" is true?


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    #3828
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Not sure if I've a good poker face. I've played it a couple of times and I remember one night I played it and I did really well.

    Do you think the saying "misery loves company" is true?

    It's absolutely true

    Do you know anyone who is eternally miserable?


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    #3829
    Lorelli!
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It's absolutely true

    Do you know anyone who is eternally miserable?

    One or two!

    How long would you say it would take to dry a pair of jeans with a hairdryer, taking into account they are about 60% dry already?


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    #3830
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    One or two!

    How long would you say it would take to dry a pair of jeans with a hairdryer, taking into account they are about 60% dry already?

    It's been 7 he's, they should be dry now

    Are you handy at DIY?


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    #3831
    gramar
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It's been 7 he's, they should be dry now

    Are you handy at DIY?

    Handy capped.

    Would you hang just a canvas on a wall or would it have to be framed?


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    #3832
    Lorelli!
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    gramar wrote: »
    Handy capped.

    Would you hang just a canvas on a wall or would it have to be framed?

    If the canvas looked alright on its own. I have a poster that was put onto a wooden base at home and it would look stupid framed.

    Are you dry?


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    #3833
    Erik Shin
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    If the canvas looked alright on its own. I have a poster that was put onto a wooden base at home and it would look stupid framed.

    Are you dry?

    Nope, wet as an otters pocket

    Is it too early for innuendo?


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    #3834
    Wichita Lineman
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    It's never too early for innuendo.

    What's your handwriting like?


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    #3835
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    Wichita Lineman wrote: »
    It's never too early for innuendo.

    What's your handwriting like?

    My handwriting is very small and quite wonky.

    Do you know anyone called Dick or Willy?


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    #3836
    Rubberlegs
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    My handwriting is very small and quite wonky.

    Do you know anyone called Dick or Willy?

    I know a Willy and a Dick:)

    Do you know anyone called Fanny ?


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    #3837
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    73Cat wrote: »
    I know a Willy and a Dick:)

    Do you know anyone called Fanny ?

    Just a US company

    Is tonight gonna be a good, good night?


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    #3838
    Rubberlegs
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Just a US company

    Is tonight gonna be a good, good night?

    I've got a feeling ;)

    Were you ever reluctantly brought into a circus act , not wanting to look like a spoilsport ?


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    #3839
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    73Cat wrote: »
    I've got a feeling ;)

    Were you ever reluctantly brought into a circus act , not wanting to look like a spoilsport ?

    I have never been to the circus

    Do you think I have been deprived?


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    #3840
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I have never been to the circus

    Do you think I have been deprived?

    Ive only been once myself when i was about 6.

    Do you know anyone who is a bit gimmicky?


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    #3841
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ive only been once myself when i was about 6.

    Do you know anyone who is a bit gimmicky?

    I don't think so

    What are you up to at the moment?


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