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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #3962
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Nah....sure if ya wanted to get lied to while drinking you'd go to the pub


    Do you play pool

    Not often.

    Is it a good idea to have a pub game played with long hard sticks?


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    #3963
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    gramar wrote: »
    Not often.

    Is it a good idea to have a pub game played with long hard sticks?

    I think having a pool table depends on the location of the pub.

    When was the last time you were in a pub?


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    #3964
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I think having a pool table depends on the location of the pub.

    When was the last time you were in a pub?

    Sunday night. I got a surprise as there were ash trays on the table and people were smoking.

    Would you make a good pub owner?


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    #3965
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    gramar wrote: »
    Sunday night. I got a surprise as there were ash trays on the table and people were smoking.

    Would you make a good pub owner?

    No....I'd get sick of sight of people handy enougg



    Would open your own business


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    #3966
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    No....I'd get sick of sight of people handy enougg



    Would open your own business

    No ,too lazy and prefer to get my payslip every week without having to do the paperwork.

    Would you find it hard to trust employees if you were the boss?


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    #3967
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Colser wrote: »
    No ,too lazy and prefer to get my payslip every week without having to do the paperwork.

    Would you find it hard to trust employees if you were the boss?

    No
    People are by and large honest,once your honest yourself
    If you want the best in life,be that people working for you,dating anything....be the best you can be





    Do you work weekends


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    #3968
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    No
    People are by and large honest,once your honest yourself
    If you want the best in life,be that people working for you,dating anything....be the best you can be


    Do you work weekends

    I don't and wouldn't like to.


    Do you ever work from home?


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    #3969
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't and wouldn't like to.


    Do you ever work from home?

    Well like the driveway outside yes!



    Ever take an uber


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    #3970
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Well like the driveway outside yes!


    Ever take an uber

    I haven't. I don't know when I was last in a taxi.

    What's your favourite car air freshener smell?


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    #3971
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    I haven't. I don't know when I was last in a taxi.

    What's your favourite car air freshener smell?

    Black Ice , though I was fond of my Spidernan bubblegum scented one.

    Do you have a catchphrase ?


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    #3972
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Black Ice , though I was fond of my Spidernan bubblegum scented one.

    Do you have a catchphrase ?

    Probably something like 'oh for fcuks sake' or 'jesus fcuking christ'.

    Do you think at the last supper they all sat on the same side of the table?


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    #3973
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    Probably something like 'oh for fcuks sake' or 'jesus fcuking christ'.

    Do you think at the last supper they all sat on the same side of the table?

    They did yes , for photographic purposes.

    Who/what were you in a previous life?


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    #3974
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    They did yes , for photographic purposes.

    Who/what were you in a previous life?

    Underappreciated.

    Are you more likely to try and remove hair or try to grow it?


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    #3975
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    Underappreciated.

    Are you more likely to try and remove hair or try to grow it?

    Remove it :(

    Should women not have evolved to be armpit etc hair free at this stage , just like we lost tails and our sixth toe ?


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    #3976
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Remove it :(

    Should women not have evolved to be armpit etc hair free at this stage , just like we lost tails and our sixth toe ?

    I'd sign the petition to ban armpit air on women anyway.

    How come your body turns whatever your eat into the same looking material?


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    #3977
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I'd sign the petition to ban armpit air on women anyway.

    How come your body turns whatever your eat into the same looking material?

    I don't know, send it to Gillian Mc Keith. She might be able to tell you exactly why.

    How can you expect the unexpected if it's unexpected?


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    #3978
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I don't know, send it to Gillian Mc Keith. She might be able to tell you exactly why.

    How can you expect the unexpected if it's unexpected?

    By waiting expectantly.

    Have you ever known a choosy beggar?


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    #3979
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    By waiting expectantly.

    Have you ever known a choosy beggar?

    No met a chancer before though. My dad and I were approached by a junky walking through town. My dad gave him about a tenner. He then lifted his top and showed us cuts he had on his stomach and said "look what they did to me last night." We sympathised with him and then he said "would you just have another fiver there?"! My dad said "ah here I'm already after giving ya a tenner" and he said "alright thanks anyway bud"!

    Are humans the best and worst animal on the planet?


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    #3980
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No met a chancer before though. My dad and I were approached by a junky walking through town. My dad gave him about a tenner. He then lifted his top and showed us cuts he had on his stomach and said "look what they did to me last night." We sympathised with him and then he said "would you just have another fiver there?"! My dad said "ah here I'm already after giving ya a tenner" and he said "alright thanks anyway bud"!

    Are humans the best and worst animal on the planet?

    They are, after dogs.


    Ever bought a resold concert/event ticket?


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    #3981
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    They are, after dogs.


    Ever bought a resold concert/event ticket?

    No but I gave one away to a friend before because I couldn't make it.

    Have you ever uttered or sang the phrase "na na na na....na" to anyone?


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    #3982
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No but I gave one away to a friend before because I couldn't make it.

    Have you ever uttered or sang the phrase "na na na na....na" to anyone?

    Only when I stutter.

    Is there enough room on your clothes line to hang out a full wash?


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    #3983
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    Only when I stutter.

    Is there enough room on your clothes line to hang out a full wash?

    Usually, yes.

    Do you find the idea of having a loved one's ashes in an urn in your house just a bit freaky?


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    #3984
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Usually, yes.

    Do you find the idea of having a loved one's ashes in an urn in your house just a bit freaky?

    No, not at all. I like the idea of my own being kept with a loved one and not in a box in the cold dark ground.

    Would you bury a pet in the garden?


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    #3985
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    No, not at all. I like the idea of my own being kept with a loved one and not in a box in the cold dark ground.

    Would you bury a pet in the garden?

    Yeah, there are three dogs buried in our garden.

    Have you ever read/seen Pet Cemetery?


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    #3986
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Yeah, there are three dogs buried in our garden.

    Have you ever read/seen Pet Cemetery?

    I haven't. I only know the Ramones song.

    Could you afford to be famous?


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    #3987
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I haven't. I only know the Ramones song.

    Could you afford to be famous?

    Depends on what I was famous for

    Did you like the original Carrie?


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    #3988
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Depends on what I was famous for

    Did you like the original Carrie?

    The Europe version is the only one I know.

    Do you try to carry in the shopping bags in one go?


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    #3989
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    The Europe version is the only one I know.

    Do you try to carry in the shopping bags in one go?

    Mostly end up forgetting the bags and just bring everything in my arms. Takes a few trips from the car to the kitchen.

    What was the last thing you spilled?


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    #3990
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Mostly end up forgetting the bags and just bring everything in my arms. Takes a few trips from the car to the kitchen.

    What was the last thing you spilled?

    The beans.


    Last raw food you ate?


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    #3991
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    The beans.


    Last raw food you ate?

    Carrot

    How do you like your steak?


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