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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Because it rhymes.

    Are you like Mrs Doyle when offering a drink or ask once and feck them?

    Just once. I kick myself sometimes because I often forget to offer if its someone in for only a few minutes because I don't drink tea or coffee and i just don't think of it.

    If the cinema is empty when you go in, where do you choose to sit?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Just once. I kick myself sometimes because I often forget to offer if its someone in for only a few minutes because I don't drink tea or coffee and i just don't think of it.

    If the cinema is empty when you go in, where do you choose to sit?

    Everywhere- I jump from seat to seat :D

    Have you ever booked VIP tickets in the cinema and would you recommend it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Everywhere- I jump from seat to seat :D

    Have you ever booked VIP tickets in the cinema and would you recommend it?

    Haven't done it.

    Is the cinema just a waste of money?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Haven't done it.

    Is the cinema just a waste of money?

    no

    Does it take much to entertain you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    no

    Does it take much to entertain you?

    Nah, a ball of string and some midget porn and I'm happy out

    Does it drive you mad when you see people posting how happy they are about going to collage in September?
    I mean...if you can't spell cünted college...you shouldn't be going?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    no

    Does it take much to entertain you?

    A police car and a screaming siren
    A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete...

    Did you ever light a fire with a magnifying glass?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    A police car and a screaming siren
    A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete...

    Did you ever light a fire with a magnifying glass?

    No but I nearly set my previous house on fire once with a candle

    Did a candle you thought you put out ever re-ignite?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    No but I nearly set my previous house on fire once with a candle

    Did a candle you thought you put out ever re-ignite?

    No I don't think so! You were lucky!

    If you accidentally burn food, do you serve it with the burned side facing down and hope no one will notice?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No I don't think so! You were lucky!

    If you accidentally burn food, do you serve it with the burned side facing down and hope no one will notice?

    shh, yes.:o

    Are you a good cook?


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I like to think so. Haven't starved yet or worse, poisoned anyone.

    Are you a hypochondriac?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I like to think so. Haven't starved yet or worse, poisoned anyone.

    Are you a hypochondriac?

    Nope

    Would you ever enter a competitive eating contest?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Nope

    Would you ever enter a competitive eating contest?

    Hate those sort of things.

    What do you do to relax?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Hate those sort of things.

    What do you do to relax?

    Reading helps the head switch off. A couple of glasses of wine does no harm either:)

    Have you ever decided not to drink for a certain amount of time ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Yep, have gone off it for months at at time. Might only drink 2/3 times a year.

    Could you do it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Yep, have gone off it for months at at time. Might only drink 2/3 times a year.

    Could you do it?

    Yeah, have done it at times.

    Could you go on a night out and not have a drink ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    73Cat wrote: »
    Yeah, have done it at times.

    Could you go on a night out and not have a drink ?

    Yes have done it, it depends on the people you go out with. Some can be a struggle when they get drunk and messy, others are grand. I have lost some respect for people for comments they made when they were drunk.

    Was that a bit harsh?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Yes have done it, it depends on the people you go out with. Some can be a struggle when they get drunk and messy, others are grand. I have lost some respect for people for comments they made when they were drunk.

    Was that a bit harsh?
    Yes.

    Will you do 3 hail Mary's and an Our Father for your penance?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Yes.

    Will you do 3 hail Mary's and an Our Father for your penance?

    I don't know Mary and my Father is 200km away.

    Are you a good screamer?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    I don't know Mary and my Father is 200km away.

    Are you a good screamer?

    Yes, very good indeed.

    Do you think you could out-scream me?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Yes, very good indeed.

    Do you think you could out-scream me?

    Somehow I doubt it.

    Would you rather evict a spider from your house, murder it for being in your house or give it a name and make it a pet?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Somehow I doubt it.

    Would you rather evict a spider from your house, murder it for being in your house or give it a name and make it a pet?

    Evict the spider. :p

    Do you have any 100 euro notes?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Evict the spider. :p

    Do you have any 100 euro notes?

    No, it's been a long time since I had small change.

    What the lowest amount you would pay with a card?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    No, it's been a long time since I had small change.

    What the lowest amount you would pay with a card?

    I don't have a card so I wouldn't know.

    How much sleep do you normally get?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I don't have a card so I wouldn't know.

    How much sleep do you normally get?

    Very lucky if I get 5 hours continuous sleep, always wake in early hours and don't get back to sleep properly then :(

    Would you believe that lack of sleep can kill you quicker than not eating at all?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    73Cat wrote: »
    Very lucky if I get 5 hours continuous sleep, always wake in early hours and don't get back to sleep properly then :(

    Would you believe that lack of sleep can kill you quicker than not eating at all?

    I would assume 48 hours without sleep is far more dangerous than 48 hours without food.

    Should I make a cup of tea?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    I would assume 48 hours without sleep is far more dangerous than 48 hours without food.

    Should I make a cup of tea?

    No.

    Btw in my experience you can do both no problem.


    Are you working today?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    No.

    Btw in my experience you can do both no problem.


    Are you working today?

    Work of the unpaid kind.

    If you owned a farm what would you call it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    gramar wrote: »
    Work of the unpaid kind.

    If you owned a farm what would you call it?

    My Farm.

    Is that a good name?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    My Farm.

    Is that a good name?

    Hmmm, I'm on the fence about that. Everyone that said the name of your farm would sound like it was their farm.

    Would you be cut out for the hustle and bustle of city life ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    Hmmm, I'm on the fence about that. Everyone that said the name of your farm would sound like it was their farm.

    Would you be cut out for the hustle and bustle of city life ?

    I'd prefer not to get caught up in a rat race

    How's your pirate speak?


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