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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I'd prefer not to get caught up in a rat race

    How's your pirate speak?

    Aaaaaarrrrr matey, shiver me timbers, walk the plank to Davey Jone's locker, landlubber.
    :):)

    What would your pirate name be ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    Aaaaaarrrrr matey, shiver me timbers, walk the plank to Davey Jone's locker, landlubber.
    :):)

    What would your pirate name be ?

    :D:D

    Anne Bonny Bayonet

    What makes the sea salty?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    :D:D

    Anne Bonny Bayonet

    What makes the sea salty?


    Sodium chloride

    Do you wear skirts often?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    73Cat wrote: »
    Sodium chloride

    Do you wear skirts often?

    Nope.

    Showers or baths?


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    Nope.

    Showers or baths?

    Showers, we got rid of the bath a few years ago.

    What size screen are you looking at?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Showers, we got rid of the bath a few years ago.

    What size screen are you looking at?

    13 inch.

    You


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    13 inch.

    You

    5.5" screen

    Do you know anyone with an extra digit?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    13 inch.

    You

    Tube.

    Are paperweights becoming obsolete?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Tube.

    Are paperweights becoming obsolete?

    I think they're on the rise due to photocopiers - beware the paperweight :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Will paperweights be next years must have item?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    I think they're on the rise due to photocopiers - beware the paperweight :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Will paperweights be next years must have item?

    Possibly.

    Are you happy with your weight?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 119 ✭✭mezzz


    ya

    who's your fav poet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    mezzz wrote: »
    ya

    who's your fav poet?

    The kid from The Wall :)..."I'm alright Jack, keep your hands off my stack, new car, caviar..."

    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    The kid from The Wall :)..."I'm alright Jack, keep your hands off my stack, new car, caviar..."

    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

    Become vegetarian or vegan.

    Favourite dessert?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Become vegetarian or vegan.

    Favourite dessert?

    Strawberries and cream are my favourite! Was at a wedding recently and myself and a friend i grew up with who is more like a little brother to me were sat across from these two men at the meal. My friend is only in his early 20's, gay and very flirtatious. I had to laugh when he seductively asked the man across from us "would you like to try some of my strawberry sorbet!" :pac: he did try it though! :)

    Will you watch the fight tonight?


  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Strawberries and cream are my favourite! Was at a wedding recently and myself and a friend i grew up with who is more like a little brother to me were sat across from these two men at the meal. My friend is only in his early 20's, gay and very flirtatious. I had to laugh when he seductively asked the man across from us "would you like to try some of my strawberry sorbet!" :pac: he did try it though! :)

    Will you watch the fight tonight?

    I will, young lad is McGregor mad, have to watch.

    Would you like to see the s**t kicked out of him?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    I will, young lad is McGregor mad, have to watch.

    Would you like to see the s**t kicked out of him?

    No. Don't know much about him but I'd always support the Irish so I hope he does well.

    Do you talk to and shout at the TV when watching sports?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No. Don't know much about him but I'd always support the Irish so I hope he does well.

    Do you talk to and shout at the TV when watching sports?

    I don't watch sports. I certainly wouldn't be doing that. :p

    Do you own a hurley?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I don't watch sports. I certainly wouldn't be doing that. :p

    Do you own a hurley?

    I do and I know how to use it.

    Are you overwhelmed by the immensity of the sea?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I do and I know how to use it.

    Are you overwhelmed by the immensity of the sea?

    Ye like there are parts so deep we can't even reach. Could be like another world!

    Did you ever go on a fishing trip?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ye like there are parts so deep we can't even reach. Could be like another world!

    Did you ever go on a fishing trip?

    Nope.

    Do you frequently suffer from sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Nope.

    Do you frequently suffer from sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia?

    Had to google! No, I don't :)

    Would you have to eat heaps of ice cream to get it ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    73Cat wrote: »
    Had to google! No, I don't :)

    Would you have to eat heaps of ice cream to get it ?

    Not really, drinking cold water with ice often does it.

    Ever breed a pet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Not really, drinking cold water with ice often does it.

    Ever breed a pet?

    No...let her at it but never did the deed.

    Can you cross over a river without looking in to see if there are fish?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    gramar wrote: »
    No...let her at it but never did the deed.

    Can you cross over a river without looking in to see if there are fish?

    Nope, I often worry about the fish considering all the crap in the water.

    Do you ever worry about fish, or am I on my own? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Nope, I often worry about the fish considering all the crap in the water.

    Do you ever worry about fish, or am I on my own? ;)

    It's ok eat fish cos they dont have any feelings.

    What does your butcher weigh?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    It's ok eat fish cos they dont have any feelings.

    What does your butcher weigh?

    He is a big enough fella, maybe 13 stone to hazard a guess.

    Do you ever buy yourself flowers ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    73Cat wrote: »
    He is a big enough fella, maybe 13 stone to hazard a guess.

    Do you ever buy yourself flowers ?

    I do in Aldi the odd time.

    Are you romantic?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Colser wrote: »
    I do in Aldi the odd time.

    Are you romantic?

    Not a bit !

    Do you want to slap people who have icky pet names for each other ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    73Cat wrote: »
    Not a bit !

    Do you want to slap people who have icky pet names for each other ?

    Yeah, no need for it.


    Ever think of closing your boards account?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    La.de.da wrote: »
    Yeah, no need for it.


    Ever think of closing your boards account?

    Yup. Maybe I've done it before. ;)

    You?


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