The Noccers Interview Thread

mezzz

Bishopsback wrote: »

Mary Lou Mc Donald, she looks like she needs me.

Do you worry over things you do that you think your neighbours mightn't like?

ya when i'm burning my rubbish and recycling in the back garden and the wind changes suddenly to the south and their windows are open

do you have many neighbours?

Lorelli!

mezzz wrote: »

ya when i'm burning my rubbish and recycling in the back garden and the wind changes suddenly to the south and their windows are open

do you have many neighbours?

A few yea.

Did you ever try Humble Pie?

Rubberlegs

Lorelli! wrote: »

A few yea.

Did you ever try Humble Pie?

No, I'm extremely humble, and anyway lemon meringue is nicer

Has everyone deserted the ship?

An tUasal C

73Cat wrote: »

No, I'm extremely humble, and anyway lemon meringue is nicer

Has everyone deserted the ship?

I'm still on board.

Ever eat vegan 'meat'?

Rubberlegs

An tUasal C wrote: »

I'm still on board.

Ever eat vegan 'meat'?

If Quorn counts, yes, it's not for me though.

Do you hate sitting in close proximity to someone you barely know?

An tUasal C

73Cat wrote: »

If Quorn counts, yes, it's not for me though.

Do you hate sitting in close proximity to someone you barely know?

Not really. Unless they were rude or something.

Ever go to London Zoo?

An tUasal C

An tUasal C wrote: »

Not really. Unless they were rude or something.

Ever go to London Zoo?

Apart from Dublin Zoo, I have never been to any other zoo.

Did you watch the movie Zoolander and if so, did you like it?

Bishopsback

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Apart from Dublin Zoo, I have never been to any other zoo.

Did you watch the movie Zoolander and if so, did you like it?

I watched and found it funny enough, I like Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson anyway.

Would you believe this?
https://socceronsunday.com/article/mcgregor-play-real-madrid-football-match/

Colser

Bishopsback wrote: »

I watched and found it funny enough, I like Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson anyway.

Would you believe this?
https://socceronsunday.com/article/mcgregor-play-real-madrid-football-match/

I nearly would..ðŸ˜

Have you the heating on?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

I nearly would..ðŸ˜

Have you the heating on?

Not for a few months yet. I did have the fire blazing earlier though to burn
loads of old papers.

Has your underwear ever been eaten?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

Not for a few months yet. I did have the fire blazing earlier though to burn
loads of old papers.

Has your underwear ever been eaten?

Just nibbled...ðŸ˜

Do you floss?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Just nibbled...ðŸ˜

Do you floss?

I don't.

Ever refer to sweets as candy?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

I don't.

Ever refer to sweets as candy?

No.

Ever been to a candy shop?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

No.

Ever been to a candy shop?

I used to go to a shop called the Candy store. Long gone now.

Would a gobstopper stop you?

mezzz

ewww i hate sweets


whats the maddest dream you had recently?

gramar

mezzz wrote: »

ewww i hate sweets


whats the maddest dream you had recently?

I was singing a duet with Suggs.

Do you print out personal stuff at work?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

I was singing a duet with Suggs.

Do you print out personal stuff at work?

Not much for myself but my gang are always emailing stuff to me to print off.

Have IT ever messaged you to say they've blocked an email that was sent to you?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Not much for myself but my gang are always emailing stuff to me to print off.

Have IT ever messaged you to say they've blocked an email that was sent to you?

IT where I work stands for Intellectually Troubled, so no.

Do you know anyone who closely resembles an animal?

mezzz

gramar wrote: »

IT where I work stands for Intellectually Troubled, so no.

Do you know anyone who closely resembles an animal?

ya an old friend who like a squirrel

who's your best friend?

Bishopsback

mezzz wrote: »

ya an old friend who like a squirrel

who's your best friend?

A fella I grew up with, known him all my life, we talk on the phone a few times a week and meet most weekends at some stage.

Have you any friends you would trust more than family?

mezzz

Bishopsback wrote: »

A fella I grew up with, known him all my life, we talk on the phone a few times a week and meet most weekends at some stage.

Have you any friends you would trust more than family?

ya my best friend i trust him more than anybody

what music are you listening to?

gramar

mezzz wrote: »

ya my best friend i trust him more than anybody

what music are you listening to?

Hungarian polkas.

Does the pointed or rounded end of an egg come out of a hen first?

Bishopsback

gramar wrote: »

Hungarian polkas.

Does the pointed or rounded end of an egg come out of a hen first?

The round end, but it only gets pointed on the way out, eggs are soft when being layed, then the shell hardens when its out.

Did you know that?

Colser

Bishopsback wrote: »

The round end, but it only gets pointed on the way out, eggs are soft when being layed, then the shell hardens when its out.

Did you know that?

No..

Why aren't babies softer on the way out?

Bishopsback

Colser wrote: »

No..

Why aren't babies softer on the way out?

Cos women have a handy life otherwise:).

Do you believe everything you read on here?

Rubberlegs

Bishopsback wrote: »

Cos women have a handy life otherwise:).

Do you believe everything you read on here?

Oooooooohhhhh!!!! :)

Yes I believe the posters on this thread are fine upstanding citizens, not a liar or truth stretcher amongst them.

Should I get Jeeves to wax the Rolls or the Jag first ?

gramar

73Cat wrote: »

Oooooooohhhhh!!!! :)

Yes I believe the posters on this thread are fine upstanding citizens, not a liar or truth stretcher amongst them.

Should I get Jeeves to wax the Rolls or the Jag first ?

I'd get him to start with the legs.

Do you think a full smoking ban will exist in your lifetime?

Bishopsback

gramar wrote: »

I'd get him to start with the legs.

Do you think a full smoking ban will exist in your lifetime?

I doubt it, too much money for the manufacturers and the govts.

Were you ever in the pioneer and total abstinence association?

gramar

Bishopsback wrote: »

I doubt it, too much money for the manufacturers and the govts.

Were you ever in the pioneer and total abstinence association?

I remember getting one in primary school probably when making my confirmation. Paying 2 or 3 pounds for some pin because everyone else did.

Do you attempt to give up things on marked days like the beginning of lent or new years or whenever the mood takes?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I remember getting one in primary school probably when making my confirmation. Paying 2 or 3 pounds for some pin because everyone else did.

Do you attempt to give up things on marked days like the beginning of lent or new years or whenever the mood takes?

I usually give it a try around marked days but also when the mood takes.

If you were the first person to diagnose a new disease, would you mind if the disease was named after you?