The Noccers Interview Thread

Colser

gramar wrote: »

I remember getting my haircut as a teenager and her tits brushing against my head. The fact I still remember shows what I think of the idea.

Have you ever seen your name on a tin of coke?

Nope.

Have you taken all your annual leave yet this year?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Nope.

Have you taken all your annual leave yet this year?

More or less.

Ever been absent without leave?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

More or less.

Ever been absent without leave?

Never.

Do you have "serial sick" takers in work?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Never.

Do you have "serial sick" takers in work?

So sick day abusers that I've ever noticed.

On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is as healthy as a tinkers dog and 10 is dead..how sick would you have to be not to go to work?

Bishopsback

gramar wrote: »

So sick day abusers that I've ever noticed.

On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is as healthy as a tinkers dog and 10 is dead..how sick would you have to be not to go to work?

Sometimes 1, sometimes 8ish, but I seldom take a Sickie.

When was the last time you got brainfreeze?

gramar

Bishopsback wrote: »

Sometimes 1, sometimes 8ish, but I seldom take a Sickie.

When was the last time you got brainfreeze?

Not for a while although it seizes up from time to time.

What food gives you wind?

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

Not for a while although it seizes up from time to time.

What food gives you wind?

Well, I am a lady so I don't really get wind, but if I have to be brutally honest and since this is anonymous, ahem, ratatouille does it every single time. Vegetable overload, I love it but it doesn't love me:(

Is there something you would love to eat but can't as it just doesn't agree with your innards?

Wichita Lineman

A really spicy curry.

What is the most amount of toilet roll you have ever bought at one time?

gramar

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

A really spicy curry.

What is the most amount of toilet roll you have ever bought at one time?

A shítload.

Why dont more people's cars have stripes or dots or patterns instead of a plain colour?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

A shítload.

Why dont more people's cars have stripes or dots or patterns instead of a plain colour?

It would probably give you sore eyes driving. I think I'd get a flower pattern!

If the majority of humans were getting an artificial intelligence implant that interacted with your brain to make you super smart, would you get it?

Bishopsback

Lorelli! wrote: »

It would probably give you sore eyes driving. I think I'd get a flower pattern!

If the majority of humans were getting an artificial intelligence implant that interacted with your brain to make you super smart, would you get it?

No need, they'd only be catching me up.

Do you TGIF?

Lorelli!

Bishopsback wrote: »

No need, they'd only be catching me up.

Do you TGIF?

Not this one. I got a new top this week and it's giving me an urge to go out so I can wear it but I can't this weekend.

Do you get urges?

Bishopsback

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not this one. I got a new top this week and it's giving me an urge to go out so I can wear it but I can't this weekend.

Do you get urges?

I do, I do, not as many as I used to, but I still get urges.

Will you watch the hurling on Sunday?

gramar

Bishopsback wrote: »

I do, I do, not as many as I used to, but I still get urges.

Will you watch the hurling on Sunday?

I will in so far as the stream quality lets me.

Would a bowl of maltesers and milk be all that worse than chocolate lucky charms for breakfast?

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

I will in so far as the stream quality lets me.

Would a bowl of maltesers and milk be all that worse than chocolate lucky charms for breakfast?

Probably similar sugar content I imagine.

Do you ever despair for humanity when you see the attitudes in some threads and genuinely wonder are some people for real ?

Lorelli!

73Cat wrote: »

Probably similar sugar content I imagine.

Do you ever despair for humanity when you see the attitudes in some threads and genuinely wonder are some people for real ?

Yep!!

Do you find those jellies with the goo inside them disgusting?

Colser

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yep!!

Do you find those jellies with the goo inside them disgusting?

Never seen them..I only like jelly babies.

Will you eat a takeaway this weekend?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Never seen them..I only like jelly babies.

Will you eat a takeaway this weekend?

Not unless they deliver to the sticks.

Worst fast food chain in your humble opinion?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Not unless they deliver to the sticks.

Worst fast food chain in your humble opinion?

Subway

Have you ever been bitten badly by an animal?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Subway

Have you ever been bitten badly by an animal?

Nothing that has left a scar. Insects have the worst bites.

Do you have a favourite parable?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Nothing that has left a scar. Insects have the worst bites.

Do you have a favourite parable?

The tortoise and the hare.

Are there really only seven stories?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

The tortoise and the hare.

Are there really only seven stories?

Yeah but same as there are 7 major chords - you can get a lot of mileage out of them.

What would you walk 500 miles for?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Yeah but same as there are 7 major chords - you can get a lot of mileage out of them.

What would you walk 500 miles for?

Lots of things!

Who was the best looking member of the band, The Proclaimers?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Lots of things!

Who was the best looking member of the band, The Proclaimers?

The ginger one with glasses.

What was Rick Astley never going to give up?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

The ginger one with glasses.

What was Rick Astley never going to give up?

You!

Kim Wilde or Samantha Fox?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

You!

Kim Wilde or Samantha Fox?

Kim for both songs and looks.

If you could unhear either Nik Kershaw or A-ha who would it be?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Kim for both songs and looks.

If you could unhear either Nik Kershaw or A-ha who would it be?

Nik!

Were Pepsi and Shirley considered part of the band Wham or were they a musical duo of just George and Andrew?

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

Kim for both songs and looks.

If you could unhear either Nik Kershaw or A-ha who would it be?

I'm going to cheat and say neither!
Lorelli! Regarding Pepsi and Shirley I think they were really only ever considered as backing singers


Do you ever watch the Now80s music channel and wonder where your youth went ?

Bishopsback

73Cat wrote: »

I'm going to cheat and say neither!
Lorelli! Regarding Pepsi and Shirley I think they were really only ever considered as backing singers


Do you ever watch the Now80s music channel and wonder where your youth went ?

No.

What major change in your past would you make if you could go back?

gramar

Bishopsback wrote: »

No.

What major change in your past would you make if you could go back?

I'd have been born black.

What country produces the worst music?