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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Early-mid morning breakfast.

    Ever been to Wallonia?

    A few times. Not a place I'd go back to willingly.

    What kind of surgery would you like to perform?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    A few times. Not a place I'd go back to willingly.

    What kind of surgery would you like to perform?

    Something life saving.

    Are you squeamish ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    73Cat wrote: »
    Something life saving.

    Are you squeamish ?

    Not at all, part time farming you can't be squeamish.

    Have you ever had your arm up a cows rear end?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Not at all, part time farming you can't be squeamish.

    Have you ever had your arm up a cows rear end?
    not that I can remember although it is odd what you forget when you do sober up. :eek:

    ever dissected a rat?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Rubecula wrote: »
    not that I can remember although it is odd what you forget when you do sober up. :eek:

    ever dissected a rat?

    I stamped on a mouse once what was in the throes of death. It burst.

    Why is so much fun being made of Letrim lately?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    gramar wrote: »
    I stamped on a mouse once what was in the throes of death. It burst.

    Why is so much fun being made of Letrim lately?

    Its a funny place with funny fcukers in it!
    I actually like Leitrim and its friendly people.

    Did you ever count the flowers on the wall?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Its a funny place with funny fcukers in it!
    I actually like Leitrim and its friendly people.

    Did you ever count the flowers on the wall?

    I couldn't be bothered at all.

    What would make your day?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Its a funny place with funny fcukers in it!
    I actually like Leitrim and its friendly people.

    Did you ever count the flowers on the wall?

    Yea and played solitaire til dawn with a deck of 51!

    Does it annoy you when bands release a Greatest Hits album but leave out one of their most famous songs as if they're saving it for another Greatest Hits album again later?


  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yea and played solitaire til dawn with a deck of 51!

    Does it annoy you when bands release a Greatest Hits album but leave out one of their most famous songs as if they're saving it for another Greatest Hits album again later?

    It does. Shysters.

    Are you watching the football?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    It does. Shysters.

    Are you watching the football?

    No I'm lying in bed listening to music.


    Are you watching it?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    No I'm lying in bed listening to music.


    Are you watching it?

    Just in for the second half, it seems they're doing better tonight but no score yet. Oh no, Serbia scored as I type.

    What music you listening to?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Just in for the second half, it seems they're doing better tonight but no score yet. Oh no, Serbia scored as I type.

    What music you listening to?

    Just some songs from the charts.


    Do you think we have a chance tonight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    Just some songs from the charts.


    Do you think we have a chance tonight?

    Me and you...no... I doubt it.

    Have you ever worn a bandana?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Me and you...no... I doubt it.

    Have you ever worn a bandana?

    Nope.

    If you were picking a team for a very important match who would go on first,the ones who turn up for every training session or the best players (including those who show up for training now and again)?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Nope.

    If you were picking a team for a very important match who would go on first,the ones who turn up for every training session or the best players (including those who show up for training now and again)?

    Hard work deserves it's reward.

    If you were an engine would you be petrol, diesel or electric?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Hard work deserves it's reward.

    If you were an engine would you be petrol, diesel or electric?

    Petrol.

    How are your emissions?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Petrol.

    How are your emissions?

    All within legal limits.

    If something is against the law is it always wrong?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    gramar wrote: »
    All within legal limits.

    If something is against the law is it always wrong?

    No, but it's always illegal.

    Do anything illegal today?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    No, but it's always illegal.

    Do anything illegal today?

    Yes.

    Does Grainne Seoige ruin "up for the match"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Colser wrote: »
    Yes.

    Does Grainne Seoige ruin "up for the match"?

    Dunno...don't ever watch it
    Did anyone else read that as "Up for the snatch"?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Dunno...don't ever watch it
    Did anyone else read that as "Up for the snatch"?

    Not me anyway.

    Would you make a good Taoiseach?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Not me anyway.

    Would you make a good Taoiseach?

    I'm racist and totally anti religious.... probably not, but I'd make a good President of the USA !
    Would you make a good first lady?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    I'm racist and totally anti religious.... probably not, but I'd make a good President of the USA !
    Would you make a good first lady?

    I'd need a sex chance first. :pac:

    Do you break the speed limit often?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Nope.


    Do you often get the Hump?


  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    Nope.


    Do you often get the Hump?

    Not as often as I used to.

    If you could marry a camel would you marry a two hump or a one hump ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Not as often as I used to.

    If you could marry a camel would you marry a two hump or a one hump ?

    The prettiest one.

    Should camel toe be on show?


  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    gramar wrote: »
    The prettiest one.

    Should camel toe be on show?

    Lol, I've no objection.

    Have you ever been in Fanny O'Deas pub?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lol, I've no objection.

    Have you ever been in Fanny O'Deas pub?

    No, you must be thinking of someone else.

    Have beer gardens just turned into smoking areas?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    No, you must be thinking of someone else.

    Have beer gardens just turned into smoking areas?

    Absolutely they have

    Do smokers have a hard life?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Absolutely they have

    Do smokers have a hard life?

    Hardened arteries apparently.

    Can you blow rings?


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