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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #4772
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    They can, they just dont want to.

    Did a ladybird ever urinate on you? Not a euphemism! They do that when they are disturbed. It happened to my...eh cousin once when one was crawling on her hand :/

    I've had that experience with a ladybird or two :).

    Do you like cream crackers?


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    #4773
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    I've had that experience with a ladybird or two :).

    Do you like cream crackers?

    I do but not on their own.

    How long do you reckon one takes to cook?


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    #4774
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    gramar wrote: »
    I do but not on their own.

    How long do you reckon one takes to cook?

    Roughly 16 minutes according to link below.....
    http://www.food.com/recipe/cream-crackers-119560

    What was the last thing you painted?.


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    #4775
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Paddy Samurai wrote: »
    Roughly 16 minutes according to link below.....
    http://www.food.com/recipe/cream-crackers-119560

    What was the last thing you painted?.

    A rusty gate.

    Have you got a hot rod heart?


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    #4776
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    A rusty gate.

    Have you got a hot rod heart?

    Maybe.

    How would I know?


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    #4777
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Maybe.

    How would I know?

    You'd be a big fan of Rod Stewart if you had.

    How does the ploughing championships attract record crowds every single year?


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    #4778
    [Deleted User]
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    gramar wrote: »
    You'd be a big fan of Rod Stewart if you had.

    How does the ploughing championships attract record crowds every single year?

    It's the entire culchie population and politicians

    Do you fit into a category?


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    #4779
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It's the entire culchie population and politicians

    Do you fit into a category?

    I fit into my clothes.

    How long would you stay in the bath for to make it worth your while?


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    #4780
    [Deleted User]
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    gramar wrote: »
    I fit into my clothes.

    How long would you stay in the bath for to make it worth your while?

    If I had a bath it would be 20mins.

    Which is more annoying, a person who puts an out of message on their email but does not state when they will be back or a person who is so lazy, they don't even bother putting an out of office message on.


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    #4781
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    If I had a bath it would be 20mins.

    Which is more annoying, a person who puts an out of message on their email but does not state when they will be back or a person who is so lazy, they don't even bother putting an out of office message on.

    The latter, you think they are ignoring you.

    Do you just delete mails you have no interest in?


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    #4782
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    The latter, you think they are ignoring you.

    Do you just delete mails you have no interest in?

    I print them off to piss off the environmentalists.

    Have you ever used the word 'xerox' as a verb?


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    #4783
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    I print them off to piss off the environmentalists.

    Have you ever used the word 'xerox' as a verb?


    I have not.

    Have you ever had to have anything surgically removed?


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    #4784
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    I have not.

    Have you ever had to have anything surgically removed?

    My appendix and a few things from my knees.

    If you wished someone a happy new year today what sort of reaction would you get?


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    #4785
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    My appendix and a few things from my knees.

    If you wished someone a happy new year today what sort of reaction would you get?

    Bemused, I would imagine. Possibly a few slaps too. Unless they just thought I was really slow in wishing them happy new year for 2017, they might take pity on me.

    Are you all ready for the Christmas?


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    #4786
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Bemused, I would imagine. Possibly a few slaps too. Unless they just thought I was really slow in wishing them happy new year for 2017, they might take pity on me.

    Are you all ready for the Christmas?

    As ready as I'll never be.

    If someone in the US wishes you happy holidays how do you know what holidays they are referring to?


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    #4787
    Wichita Lineman
    Registered Users Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    All of them obviously.

    Can you sing well?


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    #4788
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Wichita Lineman wrote: »
    All of them obviously.

    Can you sing well?

    I could if it was a lyric in the song like Wet Wet Wet - Goodnight Girl.

    Does the Pope smoke dope?


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    #4789
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    gramar wrote: »
    I could if it was a lyric in the song like Wet Wet Wet - Goodnight Girl.

    Does the Pope smoke dope?

    He seems a bit more open than previous popes ,so I suppose it's possible.

    Apparently if Trump decides to nuke North Korea there's no fail safes or other controls to stop him.Given his apparent emotional issues what percentage chance would you give for him for losing the cool and "pressing the button"?.


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    #4790
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Paddy Samurai wrote: »
    He seems a bit more open than previous popes ,so I suppose it's possible.

    Apparently if Trump decides to nuke North Korea there's no fail safes or other controls to stop him.Given his apparent emotional issues what percentage chance would you give for him for losing the cool and "pressing the button"?.

    0%, I think this idea that the president of USA can just press a button and launch a nuke attack is just a myth.

    If there was a holocaust and you and only one other person survived who would you pick to be that other person?


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    #4791
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    0%, I think this idea that the president of USA can just press a button and launch a nuke attack is just a myth.

    If there was a holocaust and you and only one other person survived who would you pick to be that other person?

    Yourself.

    Would we survive long together?


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    #4792
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Yourself.

    Would we survive long together?

    Only way to know is if Donald pushes the button.

    Do you think his little handies would be big enough to push the button?


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    #4793
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    gramar wrote: »
    Only way to know is if Donald pushes the button.

    Do you think his little handies would be big enough to push the button?

    No ,they are way too small. But luckily he has others to do that .He just breaks open the "Biscuit" and inputs the codes.

    What favourite food and drink would you have in your bunker?.


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    #4794
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Paddy Samurai wrote: »
    No ,they are way too small. But luckily he has others to do that .He just breaks open the "Biscuit" and inputs the codes.

    What favourite food and drink would you have in your bunker?.

    Jameson whiskey, gin with tonic, Guinness, bulmers, and of course some water to drink.
    Spuds, loads of veg and a cow or two to eat.

    Would you miss TV if it was off the air?


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    #4795
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    Jameson whiskey, gin with tonic, Guinness, bulmers, and of course some water to drink.
    Spuds, loads of veg and a cow or two to eat.

    Would you miss TV if it was off the air?

    Not much, haven't watched a TV programme when it was on in as long as I can remember. Any series I follow are on series link on the Sky box.

    What is your favourite aspect of modern technology?


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    #4796
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Not much, haven't watched a TV programme when it was on in as long as I can remember. Any series I follow are on series link on the Sky box.

    What is your favourite aspect of modern technology?

    It's an obvious answer but the phone. Just yesterday my neice was asking for help with her homework. I could send her an audio with the answer that she can listen to within seconds as many times as she likes and that's the tip of the iceberg.

    When you get to the end of a book you like do you read it more slowly to make it last longer?


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    #4797
    Wichita Lineman
    Registered Users Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    No, I probably speed up to get to the end.

    Have you ever watched a really really bad movie right to the bitter end hoping for some tiny redeeming feature only to be gutted when there wasn't any?


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    #4798
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Wichita Lineman wrote: »
    No, I probably speed up to get to the end.

    Have you ever watched a really really bad movie right to the bitter end hoping for some tiny redeeming feature only to be gutted when there wasn't any?

    The only tiny redeeming feature of a bad movie is that it's over.

    What are you a buff of?


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    #4799
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    The only tiny redeeming feature of a bad movie is that it's over.

    What are you a buff of?

    80s music and Stephen King novels.

    What did you have for lunch?


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    #4800
    Wichita Lineman
    Registered Users Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Chicken tikka.

    Did you go for a walk today?


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    #4801
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Wichita Lineman wrote: »
    Chicken tikka.

    Did you go for a walk today?

    I'm on my feet all day, I might have a good walk later as well.

    What time is dinner at?


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