The Noccers Interview Thread

gramar

Bishopsback wrote: »

I do, I have siblings living in England and do some business there too occasionally.

Have you ever been to the Cheltenham races?

Only a few meetings in Ireland. I used to follow it a bit now I couldn't name a horse than ran in the last 10 years.

Do you think Ted Walsh really rode that horse's mother?

Bishopsback

I'd say he probably did, I remember him on many a mare.

Are you glad to see the man utd revival?

gramar

Bishopsback wrote: »

I'd say he probably did, I remember him on many a mare.

Are you glad to see the man utd revival?

I am. I must admit my interest in football is not what it was though...money, mavericks, agents, racism, hooligans, marketing, manicured pitches, manicured players and general saturation of games have seen to that....whatever happened to muddy boots and jumpers for goalposts. Man United being led out onto the pitch during their pre-season tour by Ronald McFúckingDonald was new low.

Do you think the colour or style of the shirt a team wears influences their success?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I am. I must admit my interest in football is not what it was though...money, mavericks, agents, racism, hooligans, marketing, manicured pitches, manicured players and general saturation of games have seen to that....whatever happened to muddy boots and jumpers for goalposts. Man United being led out onto the pitch during their pre-season tour by Ronald McFúckingDonald was new low.

Do you think the colour or style of the shirt a team wears influences their success?

Maybe but not by much.

Do you think Brian Clough had the right attitude when he said "i wouldn't say i was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one"?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Maybe but not by much.

Do you think Brian Clough had the right attitude when he said "i wouldn't say i was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one"?

I do. I liked his quote about Stuart Pearce who had gotten a knock on the head and when being checked by the physio said he didn't know who he was. Clough told the physio to tell him he was Pele and that he'd be playing as a striker.

Do you like the smell of singed hair?

No, its horrible. I accidentally singed my nasal hairs one time when lighting a cigarette on a windy day.

Have you ever singed your hair?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

No, its horrible. I accidentally singed my nasal hairs one time when lighting a cigarette on a windy day.

Have you ever singed your hair?

The fringe and eyebrows often got singed as a kid messing with matches and lighters.

What is the 'safe' aspect of safety matches?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

The fringe and eyebrows often got singed as a kid messing with matches and lighters.

What is the 'safe' aspect of safety matches?

Harder to light?

Other than beside the exits, where is the best place to sit on a plane?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Harder to light?

Other than beside the exits, where is the best place to sit on a plane?

In the cockpit. No-one taking your armrest and free from the screams of babies and babbling teenagers.

Should flights of an hour or less be standing only?

Wichita Lineman

Absolutely. If its safe enough to stand that long on a train........:rolleyes:

Should zebra crossings be abolished?

Bishopsback

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

Absolutely. If its safe enough to stand that long on a train........:rolleyes:

Should zebra crossings be abolished?

Absolutely, lighted crossings are best, and run over the fecks on foot that break them.

Can you recite the alphabet backwards?

Now that you ask and I have tried, I can say no.

How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Now that you ask and I have tried, I can say no.

How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?

It's always taken me a while to get to sleep at night. I wish I was one of those people that just falls asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow.

What way do you sleep?

Colser

Lorelli! wrote: »

It's always taken me a while to get to sleep at night. I wish I was one of those people that just falls asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow.

What way do you sleep?

Curled up with the quilt over my head...then the quilt thrown off..then back on again...rince and repeat.

Do you prefer the bed to yourself or with company?

Lorelli!

Colser wrote: »

Curled up with the quilt over my head...then the quilt thrown off..then back on again...rince and repeat.

Do you prefer the bed to yourself or with company?

Company

Do you ever fall asleep on the sofa and then wake up and hate the thought of having to get up and go to bed?

Yes but at the same time I know that the bed is going to be a lot more comfortable than the Sofa.

Do you open your bedroom window every day irrespective of the weather outside?

Colser

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Yes but at the same time I know that the bed is going to be a lot more comfortable than the Sofa.

Do you open your bedroom window every day irrespective of the weather outside?

Yes..

Do you need to take a drink of water to bed with you?

No have never brought water to bed.

Which side of the bed do you prefer?

Rubberlegs

[Deleted User] wrote: »

No have never brought water to bed.

Which side of the bed do you prefer?

I am never sure which side of the bed i sleep on. If I stand at the foot of the bed the side I sleep on is on the left, but when I am in it I am on the right.

So is that the left side or the right side ?

Colser

73Cat wrote: »

I am never sure which side of the bed i sleep on. If I stand at the foot of the bed the side I sleep on is on the left, but when I am in it I am on the right.

So is that the left side or the right side ?

I'd say it's the right.

Am I right?

Rubberlegs

Colser wrote: »

I'd say it's the right.

Am I right?

I'd say you are right

Are you right or left handed ?

Bishopsback

73Cat wrote: »

I'd say you are right

Are you right or left handed ?

I'm right handed, I sleep on the left of the bed and always end up on my left side while I sleep.

How often do you change your sheets?

Colser

Bishopsback wrote: »

I'm right handed, I sleep on the left of the bed and always end up on my left side while I sleep.

How often do you change your sheets?

Usually once a week but sometimes goes to 2 weeks.

Do your sheets see much action (tossing and turningðŸ˜)?

Bishopsback

Colser wrote: »

Usually once a week but sometimes goes to 2 weeks.

Do your sheets see much action (tossing and turningðŸ˜)?

Oh indeed the do, it always takes me a while to sleep and herself is no better, she would kick the s**t out of ya some nights, I have a horrid job keeping her settled some nights.

Do you snore?

gramar

Bishopsback wrote: »

Oh indeed the do, it always takes me a while to sleep and herself is no better, she would kick the s**t out of ya some nights, I have a horrid job keeping her settled some nights.

Do you snore?

You'll have to sleep with me to find out.

Beans or peas?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

You'll have to sleep with me to find out.

Beans or peas?

Difficult one ad I like both...I'll say beans with spuds,fried egg,fried onions and loadsa salt and butter.yum.

What's your favourite dinner?

Erik Shin

Colser wrote: »

Difficult one ad I like both...I'll say beans with spuds,fried egg,fried onions and loadsa salt and butter.yum.

What's your favourite dinner?

Not that anyways.. gawk on a plate
I'm partial to a good curry

Anything you won't eat if served on a plate?

gramar

Erik Shin wrote: »

Not that anyways.. gawk on a plate
I'm partial to a good curry

Anything you won't eat if served on a plate?

Soup.

Soup of the day or catch of the day?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

Soup.

Soup of the day or catch of the day?

Definitely catch..

Favourite spot for a night away?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Definitely catch..

Favourite spot for a night away?

Tehran.

Can you look up NSFW stuff at work?