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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    A drink that is likely to get you into the buckled position.

    If a child told you they wanted pole dancing lessons would you a) give them a clout b) give them the money to go or c) keep the money so you could go yourself?

    I'd keep the money .

    @Cat..gold.

    Do you know any witches?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I'd keep the money .

    @Cat..gold.

    Do you know any witches?

    Only ghouls...I mean gowls.

    Have you ever carved a pumpkin?


  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    gramar wrote: »
    Only ghouls...I mean gowls.

    Have you ever carved a pumpkin?

    You might swear it.
    Ever get your knickers in a knot?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    You might swear it.
    Ever get your knickers in a knot?

    I've only made a knot with knickers I'm afraid.

    Have you ever been gagged?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    gramar wrote: »
    I've only made a knot with knickers I'm afraid.

    Have you ever been gagged?

    Cant say I have!



    Are you a hipster


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Cant say I have!



    Are you a hipster

    Na, I'm an aging rock chick :)

    Are you a hipster, Tom ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    73Cat wrote: »
    Na, I'm an aging rock chick :)

    Are you a hipster, Tom ?

    I'm not...I'm a b0gger :/



    Are ya drunk


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    I'm not...I'm a b0gger :/



    Are ya drunk

    She is ðŸ˜ðŸ˜

    Should we all join Cat and get pished?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Colser wrote: »
    She is ðŸ˜ðŸ˜

    Should we all join Cat and get pished?

    I am on the coffee now, quitting while I am ahead :)

    Do you comfort eat ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    73Cat wrote: »
    I am on the coffee now, quitting while I am ahead :)

    Do you comfort eat ?

    Not really..I usually lose my appetite when I'm stressed.

    Would you like to come on a night out to Ballyragget?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Colser wrote: »
    Not really..I usually lose my appetite when I'm stressed.

    Would you like to come on a night out to Ballyragget?

    I'd love to, it sounds like yous know how to celebrate there.
    https://www.rte.ie/news/2017/1027/915676-ballyraggett/. :)

    Are you working today?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I'd love to, it sounds like yous know how to celebrate there.
    https://www.rte.ie/news/2017/1027/915676-ballyraggett/. :)

    Are you working today?

    I've just dug the garden and cleaned chicken shít.

    When's the last time you offered someone your sympathies?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I've just dug the garden and cleaned chicken shít.

    When's the last time you offered someone your sympathies?

    Last Saturday at a removal.

    Do you feel awkward going to someone's funeral that you've never met?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Colser wrote: »
    Last Saturday at a removal.

    Do you feel awkward going to someone's funeral that you've never met?

    I probably wouldn't go tbh




    Will you have a Halloween bonfire!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    I probably wouldn't go tbh




    Will you have a Halloween bonfire!

    Nope.

    Do you look better with or without a mask?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Nope.

    Do you look better with or without a mask?

    I wore won last night...I asked a kid that question...they said without...they got more sweets.

    What time is it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I wore won last night...I asked a kid that question...they said without...they got more sweets.

    What time is it?

    It's early..

    Do you regularly give sweets to kids?


  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    Colser wrote: »
    It's early..

    Do you regularly give sweets to kids?

    I dont tbh, I have been told off for it, young parents now seem to be more conscious of what their kids eat and it seems sweets are only occasional treats for most.

    Has the world gone sort of mad?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    I dont tbh, I have been told off for it, young parents now seem to be more conscious of what their kids eat and it seems sweets are only occasional treats for most.

    Has the world gone sort of mad?
    It has .

    Would you believe that some children try to swipe rather than turn a page on a book?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Colser wrote: »
    It has .

    Would you believe that some children try to swipe rather than turn a page on a book?

    I'd say adults are more likely to do that

    Is tinder a easy of time, would you be better off reading a book?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    I'd say adults are more likely to do that

    Is tinder a easy of time, would you be better off reading a book?

    I know nothing about it.

    Would you make a good sports commentator?


  • Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    gramar wrote: »
    I know nothing about it.

    Would you make a good sports commentator?

    No, cos I take sides.

    Would you go walking in complete darkness down a lonely road on Halloween night?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    No, cos I take sides.

    Would you go walking in complete darkness down a lonely road on Halloween night?

    Not for the hell of it but if I had to go I would.
    I often walk to the local cemetery at night with the dogs. As a fella once told me -it's the live ones you need to be worried about. People that is. Not dogs.

    Which is more like a dog with a bone...Paul Kimmage or an actual dog with a bone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    gramar wrote: »
    Not for the hell of it but if I had to go I would.
    I often walk to the local cemetery at night with the dogs. As a fella once told me -it's the live ones you need to be worried about. People that is. Not dogs.

    Which is more like a dog with a bone...Paul Kimmage or an actual dog with a bone?


    Oh I'd have to say Kimmage.
    Are there any dogs in here you'd like to give a bone?


  • Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭G.G.G.


    Is Cyberwolf dog enough?  (also, does that work as an answer and question? :P )


  • Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭G.G.G.


    Is Cyberwolf dog enough?  (also, does that work as an answer and question? :P )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Oh I'd have to say Kimmage.
    Are there any dogs in here you'd like to give a bone?

    I didn't know there were any dogs in here.

    Have you ever brought public shame on the family?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I didn't know there were any dogs in here.

    Have you ever brought public shame on the family?

    Sorry but we made a pact never to talk about it again.

    Do you ever wear caps backwards?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sorry but we made a pact never to talk about it again.

    Do you ever wear caps backwards?

    That would bring shame on the family.

    Do you hold a license for anything other than driving?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    gramar wrote: »
    That would bring shame on the family.

    Do you hold a license for anything other than driving?

    Never had one of those ..I have a TV licence though.

    Do you mute the Angelus when it comes on TV?


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