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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    People glued to their phones in company.

    What is your greatest virtue?

    Empathy.

    What is your best talent?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Empathy.

    What is your best talent?

    Pole dancing.

    Have you ever volunteered?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Pole dancing.

    Have you ever volunteered?

    Not for pole dancing anyway.

    Can you crush things between your thighs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Not for pole dancing anyway.

    Can you crush things between your thighs?

    Yeah those toy tunnels to close them.

    How many burpees can you do without stopping?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Yeah those toy tunnels to close them.

    How many burpees can you do without stopping?

    That depends on how fizzy the drink is.

    Did you hear about the average egg?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    That depends on how fizzy the drink is.

    Did you hear about the average egg?

    No.

    What about it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    No.

    What about it?

    It was medi-yolk-re.

    Why don't you care if it rains or freezes?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    It was medi-yolk-re.

    Why don't you care if it rains or freezes?

    Cos Ive got a plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car.

    What would you name a pub if you owned one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Cos Ive got a plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car.

    What would you name a pub if you owned one?

    McGintys.

    What's your favourite pub activity?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    McGintys.

    What's your favourite pub activity?

    Cards, pool or darts.

    Have you placed any bet on the Ireland game?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Cards, pool or darts.

    Have you placed any bet on the Ireland game?

    I have, looking good so far anyway.

    Would you prefer a visit to Legoland or Dollywood?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    I have, looking good so far anyway.

    Would you prefer a visit to Legoland or Dollywood?

    Ive been to Legoland so Ill say Dollywood whatever that is.

    Do you prefer a sausage roll or a breakfast roll?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ive been to Legoland so Ill say Dollywood whatever that is.

    Do you prefer a sausage roll or a breakfast roll?

    Batter sausage, sausage roll, breakfast roll in that order.

    Is it a batter sausage or a battered sausage?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Batter sausage, sausage roll, breakfast roll in that order.

    Is it a batter sausage or a battered sausage?

    Its battered.

    What is the last song you sang?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Its battered.

    What is the last song you sang?

    The national anthem at the start of the match.

    Would you correct someone if they got your name wrong?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    The national anthem at the start of the match.

    Would you correct someone if they got your name wrong?

    Yes.

    Do you have a shortened version of your name and if you do, do you like if its used?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Yes.

    Do you have a shortened version of your name and if you do, do you like if its used?

    I can be called anything once it's well meant.

    Do you ever blow your own horn?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    I can be called anything once it's well meant.

    Do you ever blow your own horn?

    No Im very modest.

    Do you buy economy or luxury toilet paper?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    No Im very modest.

    Do you buy economy or luxury toilet paper?

    Whatever gets the job done.

    What foliage would you use in an emergency?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Whatever gets the job done.

    What foliage would you use in an emergency?

    A dandelion leaf

    What's your poison?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    A dandelion leaf

    What's your poison?

    Good whisky

    Shall we just go to sleep?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Good whisky

    Shall we just go to sleep?

    We will :)

    Is it lazy to want to sleep during the day?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    We will :)

    Is it lazy to want to sleep during the day?

    No....but worrying healthwise maybe?



    Do you stress out at times


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    No....but worrying healthwise maybe?



    Do you stress out at times

    I stress out a lot :(

    When is the last time you had a holiday ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    73Cat wrote: »
    I stress out a lot :(

    When is the last time you had a holiday ?

    A while back....feel like going soon if I don't get me a job!




    Are you going boozing tonight?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    A while back....feel like going soon if I don't get me a job!




    Are you going boozing tonight?


    Might have a glass of wine with dinner but no more than that.

    Is there any household electrical appliance that you seem to have nothing but bad luck with and have to replace more often than you should ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    73Cat wrote: »
    Might have a glass of wine with dinner but no more than that.

    Is there any household electrical appliance that you seem to have nothing but bad luck with and have to replace more often than you should ?

    Kettles....always dies on same day every year








    Did you get up early to watch the international rules


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kettles....always dies on same day every year

    Did you get up early to watch the international rules

    my house rules wouldn't allow it:D

    What's your oldest kitchen utensil?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    my house rules wouldn't allow it:D

    What's your oldest kitchen utensil?

    I haven't a forking clue.

    If someone who wears glasses dies..do they get buried/cremated with them on?


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  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I haven't a forking clue.

    If someone who wears glasses dies..do they get buried/cremated with them on?

    I can't see your question:pac:

    Is laser eye surgery killing the reading glasses industry?


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