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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭G.G.G.


    Sort of,as an Irish person on the southern hemisphere

    Ever hitch hike?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    G.G.G. wrote: »
    Sort of,as an Irish person on the southern hemisphere

    Ever hitch hike?

    Ya..




    Would you pick up hitchhikers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Ya..




    Would you pick up hitchhikers

    No i don't think so but you rarely see them anymore anyway.

    Have you ever stuffed a turkey?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No i don't think so but you rarely see them anymore anyway.

    Have you ever stuffed a turkey?

    Nope.

    Last thing you stuffed?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Colser wrote: »
    Nope.

    Last thing you stuffed?

    Ma belly :)

    Have you ever ate so much you nearly puked ?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    73Cat wrote: »
    Ma belly :)

    Have you ever ate so much you nearly puked ?

    Absolutely.

    Has anyone ever stared at you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Colser wrote: »
    Absolutely.

    Has anyone ever stared at you?

    Yep, usually when I have drawn attention to myself in public in some dopey way.

    Have you ever told someone to take a photo , it would last longer ??


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    73Cat wrote: »
    Yep, usually when I have drawn attention to myself in public in some dopey way.

    Have you ever told someone to take a photo , it would last longer ??
    Lol good one..could have used that recently.

    Are you good with smart answers on the spot or do they come to you after the incident?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭Don Kiddick


    Colser wrote: »
    Lol good one..could have used that recently.

    Are you good with smart answers on the spot or do they come to you after the incident?

    Oh, I'm a smartarse...it comes naturally...too naturally as my filter is well and truly broken.

    Do you want some lessons?


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Usually come after the fact.

    Have you ever asked a smart question?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Colser wrote: »
    Lol good one..could have used that recently.

    Are you good with smart answers on the spot or do they come to you after the incident?

    Afterwards, always afterwards:( Never actually used the above myself :). I'd be raging then.

    Do your kids rob your clothes ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    73Cat wrote: »
    Afterwards, always afterwards:( Never actually used the above myself :). I'd be raging then.

    Do your kids rob your clothes ?

    First they throw their eyes up and ask WTF I bought that..a week later they're wearing it never to be returned.

    Do you get caught to put petrol in their cars to go about 2 miles?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Sorry skipped questions..

    No lessons needed Don lol

    I sure have TedðŸ˜..


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do you watch re-runs of TV shows from the distant past?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Do you watch re-runs of TV shows from the distant past?

    Ya. ..reeling in the years!!




    Are yous in bed already


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ya. ..reeling in the years!!




    Are yous in bed already

    Been and gone.

    Do you think the government are trying to read your thoughts?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Been and gone.

    Do you think the government are trying to read your thoughts?

    Yes so they can do the exact opposite of what I want. Its all just to wind me up.

    Have you ever been intimidated by a cow when passing by their field?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yes so they can do the exact opposite of what I want. Its all just to wind me up.

    Have you ever been intimidated by a cow when passing by their field?

    It's not their field, it's the farmer's and soon it'll all be houses.

    Have you ever milked a cow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    It's not their field, it's the farmer's and soon it'll all be houses.

    Have you ever milked a cow?

    No but i milked a fake cow.

    Does it annoy you when people milk a situation?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No but i milked a fake cow.

    Does it annoy you when people milk a situation?

    When you have to say 'ah they're milking it now' they've usually gone to far.

    Have you read the Sunday papers yet?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    When you have to say 'ah they're milking it now' they've usually gone to far.

    Have you read the Sunday papers yet?

    I don't buy newspapers as I never get a chance to read them

    Do you know anyone who was adopted ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    I don't buy newspapers as I never get a chance to read them

    Do you know anyone who was adopted ?

    A few. Mostly animals though.

    Do you sponsor the spotted mongolese snow tigers to prevent their extinction?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    I don't buy newspapers as I never get a chance to read them

    Do you know anyone who was adopted ?

    A girl I went to primary school with.

    Do you know any one who fosters?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    @gramar , no I don't
    @Lorelli! , yes, I do

    Do you ever wonder why you bother?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    A girl I went to primary school.

    Do you know any one who fosters?

    A friend of mine did until they stopped serving it in his local.

    Is your future likely to be more chequered than the past?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    A friend of mine did until they stopped serving it in his local.

    Is your future likely to be more chequered than the past?

    My future is likely to be much more sedate than my chequered past.

    Does anyone write cheques anymore?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    My future is likely to be much more sedate than my chequered past.

    Does anyone write cheques anymore?

    I was in a supermarket in France last week and a woman was writing a cheque to pay for her groceries. Probably only her though.

    Do you have any sexual harassment allegations to make?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭Don Kiddick


    gramar wrote: »
    I was in a supermarket in France last week and a woman was writing a cheque to pay for her groceries. Probably only her though.

    Do you have any sexual harassment allegations to make?

    Not a one... but by Christ I've a few against me.

    Any chance of an auld blowie?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Not a one... but by Christ I've a few against me.

    Any chance of an auld blowie?

    Not tonight kid




    Will it snow the weekend


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Not tonight kid




    Will it snow the weekend

    It might on the mountains but nowhere else.

    Is Monday evening an odd day to go for a few drinks after work?


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