The Noccers Interview Thread

Don Kiddick

Don Kiddick wrote: »

God no..I'm hoping one of the old dears keels over with a heart attack just to keep add some excitement.

Are you counting the days till Xmas ?

Am counting the days til January when it's all over.

Did you avail of any black Friday deals?

Rubberlegs

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Am counting the days til January when it's all over.

Did you avail of any black Friday deals?

A new jacket.

Have you ever queued very early for something ?

Lorelli!

73Cat wrote: »

A new jacket.

Have you ever queued very early for something ?

Can't recall anything. A bus?

Can you remember the last time you sang in the shower and what the song was?

Don Kiddick

Lorelli! wrote: »

Can't recall anything. A bus?

Can you remember the last time you sang in the shower and what the song was?

Just there! I change the words of songs...I was singing "Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock, kissa my arse and sucka my c..k...you get the idea
The other one I do a lot is "Molly dear, can i fck you dear, can i take you up the arse"
I can do his with quite a lot of songs actually...

Shall I enter Britain's Got Talent ?

Lorelli!

Don Kiddick wrote: »

Just there! I change the words of songs...I was singing "Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock, kissa my arse and sucka my c..k...you get the idea
The other one I do a lot is "Molly dear, can i fck you dear, can i take you up the arse"
I can do his with quite a lot of songs actually...

Shall I enter Britain's Got Talent ?

If you want but youre far too talented for that show and they might not appreciate it!

How would you react if you went on it with your talent and they said "it's a no"?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

If you want but youre far too talented for that show and they might not appreciate it!

How would you react if you went on it with your talent and they said "it's a no"?

With my talent, it would come as shock if they said anything else.

Are you planning to buy or change your car anytime soon?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

With my talent, it would come as shock if they said anything else.

Are you planning to buy or change your car anytime soon?

Have to pass my test first

Do you think apprentice mechanics should be paid more since they have to buy their own tools so a large chunk of the wage goes to the Snap-on man?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

Have to pass my test first

Do you think apprentice mechanics should be paid more since they have to buy their own tools so a large chunk of the wage goes to the Snap-on man?

One of my nephews is an apprentice mechanic and seems to be doing very well.

Do you own many tools?

Wichita Lineman

Not enough to be an apprentice mechanic.

Do you watch 'The Apprentice' on the BBC?

Lorelli!

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

Not enough to be an apprentice mechanic.

Do you watch 'The Apprentice' on the BBC?

No, I've never watched it.

Do you have a tv in your bedroom?

Don Kiddick

Lorelli! wrote: »

No, I've never watched it.

Do you have a tv in your bedroom?

I have...but I blew the sockets about a month ago...and haven't had them repaired...so the only thing working in my bedroom is the ceiling light...it's so lovely

Can you live without electricity in any one room of your house?

tomwaterford

Don Kiddick wrote: »

I have...but I blew the sockets about a month ago...and haven't had them repaired...so the only thing working in my bedroom is the ceiling light...it's so lovely

Can you live without electricity in any one room of your house?

Yes




Do you smoke up

Lorelli!

tomwaterford wrote: »

Yes




Do you smoke up

Like get stoned? No, when I've tried it before, it didnt seem to work that much. I might smoke up from some intense emotions though!

Have you ever felt like you might spontaneously conbust?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

Like get stoned? No, when I've tried it before, it didnt seem to work that much. I might smoke up from some intense emotions though!

Have you ever felt like you might spontaneously conbust?

Have never had that feeling.

How hot/cold do you like your shower?

Wichita Lineman

Hot, but not scalding obviously.


Have you played - Rock, Paper, Scissors recently?

Lorelli!

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

Hot, but not scalding obviously.


Have you played - Rock, Paper, Scissors recently?

Not in a while.

Rock, paper or scissors?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not in a while.

Rock, paper or scissors?

I was always a rocker

Do you wonder was it worth it?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I was always a rocker

Do you wonder was it worth it?

No it wasn't worth it. I had paper

What was/is your favourite computer game to play?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

No it wasn't worth it. I had paper

What was/is your favourite computer game to play?

Minesweeper

Do you know what DOS was?

tomwaterford

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Minesweeper

Do you know what DOS was?

Denial
Of
Service??



Did you do your exercises for today

Lorelli!

tomwaterford wrote: »

Denial
Of
Service??



Did you do your exercises for today

I walked for about an hour and half and that was it.

Have you ever had to kiss someone under mistletoe?

tomwaterford

Lorelli! wrote: »

I walked for about an hour and half and that was it.

Have you ever had to kiss someone under mistletoe?

No...actually



Last person you kissed....will you kiss them.again,

Lorelli!

tomwaterford wrote: »

No...actually



Last person you kissed....will you kiss them.again,

The next poster (if there is one)..mwaah

Did you ever have a bad fall on ice?

Sephiroth_dude

Lorelli! wrote: »

The next poster (if there is one)..mwaah

Wow.....







Not really

May I have another kiss please?

Lorelli!

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Wow.....







Not really

May I have another kiss please?

:pac:

How about a virtual hug?

Did you ever do that two kisses on each cheek thing when greeting someone?

Sephiroth_dude

Lorelli! wrote: »

:pac:

How about a virtual hug?

Computer says no :pac:

Lorelli! wrote: »

Did you ever do that two kisses on each cheek thing when greeting someone?

I did that too my little cousin before and she ran off giggling .

Do you do it?

Lorelli!

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Computer says no :pac:





I did that too my little cousin before and she ran off giggling .

Do you do it?

No!

Do you prefer red or green apples?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

No!

Do you prefer red or green apples?

I refuse to discriminate my apples on the basis of their colour

Do you use Colour or Color?

Paddy Samurai

Deleted User wrote: »

I refuse to discriminate my apples on the basis of their colour

Do you use Colour or Color?

Colour

I prefer to give my wife and family a few ideas of what i would like for xmas to avoid dissapointment.
Do you prefer to let people know what you would like or a surprise.

Paddy Samurai

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Colour

I prefer to give my wife and family a few ideas of what i would like for xmas to avoid dissapointment.
Do you prefer to let people know what you would like or a surprise.

It doesn't matter how many hints I drop as to what I would like for Xmas, I still dont get anything unless I buy it myself.

When will you put up your Christmas decorations?