The Noccers Interview Thread

Wichita Lineman

Some time after the 1st of December.

When do you normally take your Christmas decorations down?

tomwaterford

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

Some time after the 1st of December.

When do you normally take your Christmas decorations down?

As soon as possible




Is xmas over rated

tomwaterford

tomwaterford wrote: »

As soon as possible




Is xmas over rated

Overhyped and over rated

Would you eat out on Christmas day instead of cooking?

Bob Harris

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Overhyped and over rated

Would you eat out on Christmas day instead of cooking?

That would depend on what eating out meant.

Has your named ever been called out over a PA system at a match or
an airport?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

That would depend on what eating out meant.

Has your named ever been called out over a PA system at a match or
an airport?

I have never had my name called out over a PA System

Have you ever missed a plane, train or bus?

Bob Harris

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I have never had my name called out over a PA System

Have you ever missed a plane, train or bus?

I missed an airport bus once. The person in the office told me the wrong departure time and I had to be driven there. I've booked a few flights I didn't end up taking.

Are you likely to instigate conversation with the person you are sitting beside on a bus, train or plane?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

I missed an airport bus once. The person in the office told me the wrong departure time and I had to be driven there. I've booked a few flights I didn't end up taking.

Are you likely to instigate conversation with the person you are sitting beside on a bus, train or plane?

No, it would be rare for me to converse with a fellow traveler

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Bob Harris

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No, it would be rare for me to converse with a fellow traveler

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

On.

What cliché most annoys you?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

On.

What cliché most annoys you?

The use of the word Like at the end of a sentence.

Have you ever been caught out when asked a question and your mind goes completely blank so you cant answer.

Lorelli!

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The use of the word Like at the end of a sentence.

Have you ever been caught out when asked a question and your mind goes completely blank so you cant answer.

I can't think of an answer to that

Would you like to ask the next question?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

I can't think of an answer to that

Would you like to ask the next question?

I guess so

Would someone be easily able to guess your age by looking at you?

Bob Harris

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I guess so

Would someone be easily able to guess your age by looking at you?

It's easy to guess, whether they were right or not would be another story.

What feature would most indicate your age?

Lorelli!

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I guess so

Would someone be easily able to guess your age by looking at you?

I don't know, hope not. Definitely not by talking to me

Why is it always freezing at bus stops?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

It's easy to guess, whether they were right or not would be another story.

What feature would most indicate your age?

My hands

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't know, hope not. Definitely not by talking to me

Why is it always freezing at bus stops?

There are usually in exposed areas. Its the same at train stations.

Do you think the turkeys are getting nervous?

cgh

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My hands



There are usually in exposed areas. Its the same at train stations.

Do you think the turkeys are getting nervous?

I dont know, Ive never talked to a turkey about its feelings.

Are you the turkey whisperer?

Bob Harris

cgh wrote: »

I dont know, Ive never talked to a turkey about its feelings.

Are you the turkey whisperer?

No, I'm the hen conversationalist.

What's your Mastermind specialist subject?

Edward M

cgh wrote: »

I dont know, Ive never talked to a turkey about its feelings.

Are you the turkey whisperer?

No, but I've eaten a few, talked to quite a few, been described as one and talked turkey more than once.

What would be your flight of fancy?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

No, I'm the hen conversationalist.

What's your Mastermind specialist subject?

Getting through Airports in the shortest possible time

Edward M wrote: »

No, but I've eaten a few, talked to quite a few, been described as one and talked turkey more than once.

What would be your flight of fancy?

Going to the airport and booking a random flight anywhere.

Do you know anyone with a lisp?

Bob Harris

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Getting through Airports in the shortest possible time



Going to the airport and booking a random flight anywhere.

Do you know anyone with a lisp?

I know someone who thinks the Titanic was unthinkable.

If someone stutters do you finish their words for them?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

I know someone who thinks the Titanic was unthinkable.

If someone stutters do you finish their words for them?

No I stand there and sigh impatiently

Are you impatient?

Lorelli!

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No I stand there and sigh impatiently

Are you impatient?

I try not to be.

Is it true that going too far is as bad as falling short? Too cliche?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

I try not to be.

Is it true that going too far is as bad as falling short? Too cliche?

That cliché is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.


What movie star do you think couldn't act their way out of a brown paper bag?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

That cliché is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.


What movie star do you think couldn't act their way out of a brown paper bag?

Robert Pattinson. In fairness I haven't watched a full movie with him in it but that's why I couldn't finish the film.

Do you ever eat grapes around the shop before paying for them?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

Robert Pattinson. In fairness I haven't watched a full movie with him in it but that's why I couldn't finish the film.

Do you ever eat grapes around the shop before paying for them?

Not often. You wouldn't know who had their dirty paws on them.

Are phone books still about?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

Not often. You wouldn't know who had their dirty paws on them.

Are phone books still about?

I don't have one.

Have you ever had to ring for an ambulance, the garda or the fire brigade?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't have one.

Have you ever had to ring for an ambulance, the garda or the fire brigade?

Everyone except the fire brigade.

Do the titles of any threads annoy you?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't have one.

Have you ever had to ring for an ambulance, the garda or the fire brigade?

Rang the Gardai about 2 months ago when I saw some youths setting the trees on fire in the park where I walk my dog. My dog cant be without his urinals.

Have you been an inpatient in hospital?

Lorelli!

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Rang the Gardai about 2 months ago when I saw some youths setting the trees on fire in the park where I walk my dog. My dog cant be without his urinals.

Have you been an inpatient in hospital?

No

How high are your limits?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

No

How high are your limits?

I have no limits

Would you play strip poker?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I have no limits

Would you play strip poker?

That's a bit forward Derek! Only messing I did play it before and the boys kept cheating!

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?