The Noccers Interview Thread

Paddy Samurai

Bob Harris wrote: »

The Lord is my shepherd.

Would you prefer to be a sheepdog, a watchdog or a hotdog?

Watchdog seems to be the best of the three.:)

Heinz or batchelors beans,or there’s no difference?.

Heinz taste better but that probably because I grew up on Heinz

Have you ever gone off for the day (School, work etc) and forgot your Phone?

Bob Harris

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Heinz taste better but that probably because I grew up on Heinz

Have you ever gone off for the day (School, work etc) and forgot your Phone?

Not often.

If we're all nuts then who helps who?

Wichita Lineman

The squirrels.

Have you seen a red squirrel lately?

Bob Harris

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

The squirrels.

Have you seen a red squirrel lately?

I was in a park where there were quite a few a couple of months back.

What's the longest queue you've been in?

Rubecula

Longest I can remember was a football queue to get in the stadium.

do you like football?

Rubecula

Rubecula wrote: »

Longest I can remember was a football queue to get in the stadium.

do you like football?

I neither like nor dislike football

Do you believe in reincarnation?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I neither like nor dislike football

Do you believe in reincarnation?

Not really. Maybe. I sit on the fence with a lot of religious concepts...just in case

Do you own a snood?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not really. Maybe. I sit on the fence with a lot of religious concepts...just in case

Do you own a snood?

I own 3.

What city would you like the freedom of?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I own 3.

What city would you like the freedom of?

You mean where I'd like to visit? I'd like to go to Munich one year for Oktoberfest.

Tea Cakes or Snowballs?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

You mean where I'd like to visit? I'd like to go to Munich one year for Oktoberfest.

Tea Cakes or Snowballs?

Definitely Snowballs

Is your Christmas tree up and lit

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Definitely Snowballs

Is your Christmas tree up and lit

It is

Will you get a whole turkey or a turkey crown for the Christmas dinner?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

It is

Will you get a whole turkey or a turkey crown for the Christmas dinner?

Most likely a turkey crown again this year.

Why do people stock up with a months supply of Groceries in advance of Christmas when the shops are only shut for a max of 2 days?

Lorelli!

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Most likely a turkey crown again this year.

Why do people stock up with a months supply of Groceries in advance of Christmas when the shops are only shut for a max of 2 days?

I don't know. People just panic.

Do you like shortbread biscuits?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't know. People just panic.

Do you like shortbread biscuits?

Yes. There aren't many biscuits that I don't like

Why are mince pies only available to buy at Christmas but you can buy jars of mincemeat all year round.

Bob Harris

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Yes. There aren't many biscuits that I don't like

Why are mince pies only available to buy at Christmas but you can buy jars of mincemeat all year round.

Because you can't get the pastry casing the rest of the year.

Are Pennsylvania and Transylvania related?

Ted_YNWA

They used to be in a relationship, but after "the incident", no-one talks about it anymore.

Did you ever let a secret out of the bag?

Lorelli!

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

They used to be in a relationship, but after "the incident", no-one talks about it anymore.

Did you ever let a secret out of the bag?

Don't worry Ted. You can tell me anything.

Is there a red sky out where you are now?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

Don't worry Ted. You can tell me anything.

Is there a red sky out where you are now?

No, its a beautiful shade of grey and white here.

Could you eat a big fry right now?

Ted_YNWA

All good for now, had a bowl of porridge to warm myself up.

Do you try & eat healthy?

Bob Harris

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

All good for now, had a bowl of porridge to warm myself up.

Do you try & eat healthy?

I eat fairly well.

Do you have a talking scales?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

I eat fairly well.

Do you have a talking scales?

No and I really dont need a talking scales as it would just be asking to be thrown out of the window.

When are you finished work/school/college for xmas?

x Purple Pawprints x

I'm not. I'm working 24th to 27th. I'll have four days off before that, but it's my normal working pattern.

How about you?

x Purple Pawprints x

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

I'm not. I'm working 24th to 27th. I'll have four days off before that, but it's my normal working pattern.

How about you?

I will be off from 22nd but may well work 28/29th and back on January 2nd.

What age were you when you opened your first current account?

Bob Harris

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I will be off from 22nd but may well work 28/29th and back on January 2nd.

What age were you when you opened your first current account?

17 and I still have it.

Have you blown your nose yet today?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

17 and I still have it.

Have you blown your nose yet today?

No

Did you ever have to be put in the recovery position?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

No

Did you ever have to be put in the recovery position?

I haven't.

How many ads do you think you see daily?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I haven't.

How many ads do you think you see daily?

Not that many consciously.

Which of the X-Men has the best mutant power?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not that many consciously.

Which of the X-Men has the best mutant power?

I couldn't name one of them for a bet. Oh I could..Wolverine. That one
as it's the only one I know.

Have you ever helped your uncle jack off a horse?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I couldn't name one of them for a bet. Oh I could..Wolverine. That one
as it's the only one I know.

Have you ever helped your uncle jack off a horse?

Shapeshifter Mystique is the best.

No I haven't :pac:

If you could shape shift into anything, what would be the first thing you'd become?