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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I don't know. I recognise the name. Not that relevant?

    Was Nick Cotton the biggest scumbag ever in soapland?

    I don't know who it is but he sounds fairly soft.

    Are 3D movies any good?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I don't know who it is but he sounds fairly soft.

    Are 3D movies any good?

    :pac: he's from Eastenders. He certainly had a weak character.

    No I've never enjoyed watching movies in 3D.

    Who would you prefer Freddie Krueger entering your dreams or IT getting into your mind?


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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    :pac: he's from Eastenders. He certainly had a weak character.

    No I've never enjoyed watching movies in 3D.

    Who would you prefer Freddie Krueger entering your dreams or IT getting into your mind?

    I work in IT so it's always in my mind

    Would you chase a balloon down a drain?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,672 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No

    What do you make of Dr oakley?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭Edward M


    No

    What do you make of Dr oakley?

    He's Oakley Doakley.

    How fast does your whiskers grow?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Edward M wrote: »
    He's Oakley Doakley.

    How fast does your whiskers grow?

    Hair raisingly fast.

    Have you ever been to an AGM?


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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Hair raisingly fast.

    Have you ever been to an AGM?

    I have been to a few Residents Association AGMs

    Have you ever been in a public protest?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    I have been to a few Residents Association AGMs

    Have you ever been in a public protest?

    I went on holidays to Egypt once and I came out of the cinema and suddenly I was in jail for 4 years. Oh no..wait...that was someone else.

    Selection box..roses..heroes or Quality Street?


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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I went on holidays to Egypt once and I came out of the cinema and suddenly I was in jail for 4 years. Oh no..wait...that was someone else.

    Selection box..roses..heroes or Quality Street?

    Roses as they have the coffee sweets

    Have you ever bought roses for someone (flowers not the sweets)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Roses as they have the coffee sweets

    Have you ever bought roses for someone (flowers not the sweets)

    Never, I think it might be because I don't like them myself much.

    If you put miracle grow on your cornflakes what would happen?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Never, I think it might be because I don't like them myself much.

    If you put miracle grow on your cornflakes what would happen?

    You would become quite ill after eating them

    Have you a rainy day fund?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    You would become quite ill after eating them

    Have you a rainy day fund?

    Everyday is a rainy day so I have a current account.

    If a sultana made a witness statement would it be a currant account of events?


  • Registered Users Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    You might raisinably assume so.

    Do you spray 'de-icer' stuff on your car windscreen if it's freezing?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    You might raisinably assume so.

    Do you spray 'de-icer' stuff on your car windscreen if it's freezing?

    It sleeps indoors and I have a scraper I took on a long term loan from Hertz if it ever needs scraping.

    Have you ever written 'wash me please!' in the dirt on the back of a dirty car or van?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,672 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Yes

    Is it bad form to do that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    It sleeps indoors and I have a scraper I took on a long term loan from Hertz if it ever needs scraping.

    Have you ever written 'wash me please!' in the dirt on the back of a dirty car or van?

    No but I saw an "I wish my girlfriend was this dirty" on one a few times.
    Yes

    Is it bad form to do that?

    No, the van can't speak for itself.

    Does it bother you when someone parks right outside your house when they have lots of other options?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Yes

    Is it bad form to do that?

    It's your civic duty.
    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No but I saw an "I wish my girlfriend was this dirty" on one a few times.

    Does it bother you when someone parks right outside your house when they have lots of other options?

    It wouldn't happen.

    What's the last petition you signed?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,672 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No but I saw an "I wish my girlfriend was this dirty" on one a few times.



    No, the van can't speak for itself.

    Does it bother you when someone parks right outside your house when they have lots of other options?

    It does indeed!
    Bob Harris wrote: »
    It's your civic duty.



    It wouldn't happen.

    What's the last petition you signed?

    A petition to bring Nioh to P.C

    Does it annoy you when people mix up too and to?


  • Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭G.G.G.


    Not as much as kiwis mixing up bought and brought


    Favourite word(s)?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    G.G.G. wrote: »
    Not as much as kiwis mixing up bought and brought

    Favourite word(s)?


    Snugglebuns.

    What's your favourite engine noise?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Snugglebuns.

    What's your favourite engine noise?

    Does a clothes dryer have an engine? I love everything about my new dryer :)

    Is it true that a car works in a very similar way to the human body?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Does a clothes dryer have an engine? I love everything about my new dryer :)

    Is it true that a car works in a very similar way to the human body?

    In that they give trouble as they get older, then yes.

    Have you ever brought home a traffic cone after a night out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    In that they give trouble as they get older, then yes.

    Have you ever brought home a traffic cone after a night out?

    No but a bouncer once gave me his hi vis jacket when my jacket was stolen in a nightclub. It was a nice gesture but it was one of those light ones.

    Did you ever have a "where's me jumper?" moment?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No but a bouncer once gave me his hi vis jacket when my jacket was stolen in a nightclub. It was a nice gesture but it was one of those light ones.

    Did you ever have a "where's me jumper?" moment?
    all the time.

    what is the worst thing you have lost?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Rubecula wrote: »
    all the time.

    what is the worst thing you have lost?

    My mind.

    Where is my mind?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    My mind.

    Where is my mind?

    Way out in the water

    Ever been stung by a jellyfish?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,672 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No

    Can you eat Jelly fish?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    No

    Can you eat Jelly fish?

    You can eat whatever you like at least once.

    Have you ever worked as a waiter or bar person?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    You can eat whatever you like at least once.

    Have you ever worked as a waiter or bar person?

    I worked as a waitress when I was about 16/17 for a few months. It was in a hotel with a nightclub and one of the older waitresses got us into the club a few times.

    Should I tip the milkman for Christmas? (Definitely not a euphemism!)


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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I worked as a waitress when I was about 16/17 for a few months. It was in a hotel with a nightclub and one of the older waitresses got us into the club a few times.

    Should I tip the milkman for Christmas? (Definitely not a euphemism!)

    Depends how good he is at delivering your milk.

    Do milkmen deliver more than just milk?


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