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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #6392
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Depends how good he is at delivering your milk.

    Do milkmen deliver more than just milk?

    Used to deliver youghurts too.

    Do you like mussels ?


  • #6393
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Used to deliver youghurts too.

    Do you like mussels ?

    Not as much as I like muscles

    Any parties planned over Christmas?


  • #6394
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Not as much as I like muscles

    Any parties planned over Christmas?

    One celebration in particular that I am looking forward to and a few lunches.

    Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner?


  • #6395
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    One celebration in particular that I am looking forward to and a few lunches.

    Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner?

    Ye but I've been thinking of just doing roast beef this year.

    What do you leave out for Santy?


  • #6396
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ye but I've been thinking of just doing roast beef this year.

    What do you leave out for Santy?

    A bear trap.

    Have you ever had writers block?


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  • #6397
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    A bear trap.

    Have you ever had writers block?

    Yes, writers block and other mental blocks.

    Have you completely forgot someone's name that you know well?


  • #6398
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Yes, writers block and other mental blocks.

    Have you completely forgot someone's name that you know well?

    Forget my own name sometimes..

    Do you have selective hearing,?


  • #6399
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Colser wrote: »
    Forget my own name sometimes..

    Do you have selective hearing,?

    No but my OH is desperate for it.

    Are you getting in the holiday mood?


  • #6400
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No but my OH is desperate for it.

    Are you getting in the holiday mood?

    I don’t know. What holiday would that be?


  • #6401
    G.G.G.
    Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭G.G.G.


    Damned if I know

    2017 been a good year for you, relatively speaking?


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  • #6402
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    G.G.G. wrote: »
    Damned if I know

    2017 been a good year for you, relatively speaking?

    Yes, it was a fairly good year for me.

    What would you like to find under the Christmas tree on Christmas morning?


  • #6403
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yes, it was a fairly good year for me.

    What would you like to find under the Christmas tree on Christmas morning?

    More of a who than a what.

    What is the true meaning of Christmas?


  • #6404
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    More of a who than a what.

    What is the true meaning of Christmas?

    Capitalism

    Will you be in any shops on Christmas Eve?


  • #6405
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Capitalism

    Will you be in any shops on Christmas Eve?

    I hope not to be. Just one or two more things to get in the next few days and I'm all sorted.

    Do you find you cant take some comedians seriously these days?


  • #6406
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I hope not to be. Just one or two more things to get in the next few days and I'm all sorted.

    Do you find you cant take some comedians seriously these days?

    Not as comedians anyway.

    Has your credit card ever been used fraudulently?


  • #6407
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Not as comedians anyway.

    Has your credit card ever been used fraudulently?

    Yes

    Do you ever worry about your house getting robbed?


  • #6408
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yes

    Do you ever worry about your house getting robbed?

    I come home half expecting it most days but I'm always disappointed.

    As we approach the celebration of the birth of our Lord is Easter or Christmas a more significantly spiritual event for you?


  • #6409
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I come home half expecting it most days but I'm always disappointed.

    As we approach the celebration of the birth of our Lord is Easter or Christmas a more significantly spiritual event for you?

    Neither is a spiritual event, they are both commercial for me.

    Have you watched Life of Brian?


  • #6410
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Neither is a spiritual event, they are both commercial for me.

    Have you watched Life of Brian?

    I have only ever seen bits and pieces of it, never the whole movie, wouldn't be my cup of tea

    Do you set yourself challenges like seeing how many candles you can light off one match, or how much you can do while the kettle boils/ porridge nukes ?


  • #6411
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    73Cat wrote: »
    I have only ever seen bits and pieces of it, never the whole movie, wouldn't be my cup of tea

    Do you set yourself challenges like seeing how many candles you can light off one match, or how much you can do while the kettle boils/ porridge nukes ?

    The only challenge I set myself is actually getting out of bed in the morning on time but I would break the record for hitting snooze at the moment.

    What record (not a music one) do you think you could break?


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  • #6412
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    The only challenge I set myself is actually getting out of bed in the morning on time but I would break the record for hitting snooze at the moment.

    What record (not a music one) do you think you could break?

    Probably the highest ever scrabble score.

    Who would you like to be Christmas Nº 1?


  • #6413
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Probably the highest ever scrabble score.

    Who would you like to be Christmas Nº 1?

    I don't know who is in the running.

    Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?


  • #6414
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I don't know who is in the running.

    Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?

    If only I had a wall.

    Do you have a spoon?


  • #6415
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    If only I had a wall.

    Do you have a spoon?

    What sort of spoon do you need?

    Did your granny always tell you that the old songs are the best?


  • #6416
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    If only I had a wall.

    Do you have a spoon?

    A silver one

    Have you ever been mentioned in a Will?


  • #6417
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    A silver one

    Have you ever been mentioned in a Will?

    If I have it was along the lines of 'Bob gets nothing' cos I have never gotten anything.

    If you were single and you could marry an elderly person who wasn't going to last more than a few years and who was going to leave you a fortune, would you do it?


  • #6418
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    If I have it was along the lines of 'Bob gets nothing' cos I have never gotten anything.

    If you were single and you could marry an elderly person who wasn't going to last more than a few years and who was going to leave you a fortune, would you do it?

    A fortune you say...... hmmmmm a definite yes from me.

    Will you be making any calls to foreign numbers on Christmas day?


  • #6419
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    A fortune you say...... hmmmmm a definite yes from me.

    Will you be making any calls to foreign numbers on Christmas day?

    I won't.

    Will you go to the pub on Christmas day?


  • #6420
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I won't.

    Will you go to the pub on Christmas day?

    This strange country forbids the opening of public houses on Christmas Day and I dont want to go to the UK on Christmas day just to go to the pub.

    Do you have private health insurance?


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  • #6421
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    This strange country forbids the opening of public houses on Christmas Day and I dont want to go to the UK on Christmas day just to go to the pub.

    Do you have private health insurance?

    I do but I don't keep it a secret.

    Do you think you'd be able to drive the LUAS?


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