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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #6422
    [Deleted User]
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I do but I don't keep it a secret.

    Do you think you'd be able to drive the LUAS?

    Having watched the drivers driving the Luas many times, am quite sure most competent people could do it with about 5 mins training.

    Would you ever become a Taxi driver?


  • #6423
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Having watched the drivers driving the Luas many times, am quite sure most competent people could do it with about 5 mins training.

    Would you ever become a Taxi driver?

    I don't think so. A taxi driver told me the other day that once someone tried to choke him and rob his money so he grabbed his 1988 block mobile phone that he carries in the car and used it as self defense, kicked him out and went to the gards. He showed me the phone, said he can't part with it :/

    Are you sentimental?


  • #6424
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I don't think so. A taxi driver told me the other day that once someone tried to choke him and rob his money so he grabbed his 1988 block mobile phone that he carries in the car and used it as self defense, kicked him out and went to the gards. He showed me the phone, said he can't part with it :/

    Are you sentimental?

    I'm fairly sentimental.

    Did any newspaper headlines catch your eye today?


  • #6425
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'm fairly sentimental.

    Did any newspaper headlines catch your eye today?

    Not yet

    Do you have a star or an angel on top of your Christmas tree?


  • #6426
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Not yet

    Do you have a star or an angel on top of your Christmas tree?

    The fairy is in the kitchen and I don't buy the star.
    Lucky I don't have a tree.

    Is a moving crib just a little bit weird?


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  • #6427
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The fairy is in the kitchen and I don't buy the star.
    Lucky I don't have a tree.

    Is a moving crib just a little bit weird?

    Can look creepy

    Can Kangaroos walk?


  • #6428
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Can look creepy

    Can Kangaroos walk?

    I dunno but Zebras can cross.

    Do you troll much?


  • #6429
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I dunno but Zebras can cross.

    Do you troll much?

    No not at all.

    If you were a z-list celebrity, would you be happy to make appearances and attend openings of supermarkets?


  • #6430
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No not at all.

    If you were a z-list celebrity, would you be happy to make appearances and attend openings of supermarkets?

    I'm not sure Z list celebrities would be able to get that type of work.

    What many friends did James McClean have voting for him around the clock to be awarded sportsperson of the year?


  • #6431
    [Deleted User]
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'm not sure Z list celebrities would be able to get that type of work.

    What many friends did James McClean have voting for him around the clock to be awarded sportsperson of the year?

    Have never heard of James McClean

    Who is he? (Other than Sportsperson of the Year)


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  • #6432
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Have never heard of James McClean

    Who is he? (Other than Sportsperson of the Year)

    A mediocre footballer from Derry with lots of tattoos and a dislike of poppies.

    Do you prefer lies. damn lies or statistics?


  • #6433
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    A mediocre footballer from Derry with lots of tattoos and a dislike of poppies.

    Do you prefer lies. damn lies or statistics?

    I much prefer statistics as they can be represented to meet any agenda.

    Do you like Christmas Cake?


  • #6434
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I much prefer statistics as they can be represented to meet any agenda.

    Do you like Christmas Cake?

    I do...and trifle...apple tart..mince pies...cheese cake....I'm not fussy.

    What was miraculous about miracle whip?


  • #6435
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I do...and trifle...apple tart..mince pies...cheese cake....I'm not fussy.

    What was miraculous about miracle whip?

    Ive never had it but it's suppose to be less expensive than mayonnaise so maybe that's the miracle if your idea of what constitutes a miracle is extremely low.

    Do you have great expectations?


  • #6436
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ive never had it but it's suppose to be less expensive than mayonnaise so maybe that's the miracle if your idea of what constitutes a miracle is extremely low.

    Do you have great expectations?

    Only from others.

    Would you have enough work for a full time servant?


  • #6437
    [Deleted User]
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Only from others.

    Would you have enough work for a full time servant?

    In my house, there would definately be enough work to keep a full time servant.

    Would it be OK to have a servant these days or is it frowned upon?


  • #6438
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    In my house, there would definately be enough work to keep a full time servant.

    Would it be OK to have a servant these days or is it frowned upon?

    Just call them personal assistants.

    Will you be going to any pantomimes this christmas?


  • #6439
    [Deleted User]
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Just call them personal assistants.

    Will you be going to any pantomimes this christmas?

    Yes, my house on Christmas morning

    What time will you get out of bed on Christmas morning?


  • #6440
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yes, my house on Christmas morning

    What time will you get out of bed on Christmas morning?

    Probably about 5 for a piss and then back till 9.


    Have carol singers ever called to your door or is that only in films?


  • #6441
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Probably about 5 for a piss and then back till 9.


    Have carol singers ever called to your door or is that only in films?

    Only in films

    Is it time to put out the easter eggs in the supermarkets?


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  • #6442
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Only in films

    Is it time to put out the easter eggs in the supermarkets?

    You mean they're not out already?

    Should easter eggs be solid chocolate right the way through?


  • #6443
    [Deleted User]
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    You mean they're not out already?

    Should easter eggs be solid chocolate right the way through?

    Oh no, imagine trying to eat a solid egg of chocolate.

    When are you finished for Christmas?


  • #6444
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Oh no, imagine trying to eat a solid egg of chocolate.

    When are you finished for Christmas?

    At close of business.

    Was it an error to buy things through Wish for Christmas?


  • #6445
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    At close of business.

    Was it an error to buy things through Wish for Christmas?

    If you were expecting delivery for Christmas then it was a mistake!

    Are you a borrower or a lender?


  • #6446
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    If you were expecting delivery for Christmas then it was a mistake!

    Are you a borrower or a lender?

    More a lender I'd say.

    Do you hear the word bender used much nowadays in a derogatory sense?


  • #6447
    [Deleted User]
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    More a lender I'd say.

    Do you hear the word bender used much nowadays in a derogatory sense?

    Have only heard it in the context of binge drinking.

    When did you last go on a bender?


  • #6448
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Have only heard it in the context of binge drinking.

    When did you last go on a bender?

    I drank more than was good for me on the 25th of last month, and mixed drinks too, ughhhhh.

    Are there any characters in your town ?


  • #6449
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Have only heard it in the context of binge drinking.

    When did you last go on a bender?

    I've never gone on a bender. I prefer to call it a drinking spree.
    73Cat wrote: »
    I drank more than was good for me on the 25th of last month, and mixed drinks too, ughhhhh.

    Are there any characters in your town ?

    Ye there are lots of characters and they all have funny nicknames.

    Should you only eat oranges alone and in the privacy of your own home?


  • #6450
    [Deleted User]
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I've never gone on a bender. I prefer to call it a drinking spree.



    Ye there are lots of characters and they all have funny nicknames.

    Should you only eat oranges alone and in the privacy of your own home?

    Yes, I hate it when I am on the train and someone takes out an orange and starts to peel it.

    Do you form an orderly queue or just scramble to get to the end?


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  • #6451
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yes, I hate it when I am on the train and someone takes out an orange and starts to peel it.

    Do you form an orderly queue or just scramble to get to the end?

    I'm civilised.

    I was on the train a few years ago. A fella sitting across from me took out an orange. He didn't bother peeling it. Just munched on it like it was an apple. The whole thing. Gone in about 30 seconds.

    Can you tell us the name of a poster you don't like?


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