The Noccers Interview Thread

Bob Harris · 01-01-2018 10:40am

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

Off to the 8th so maybe a walk or gym.

Ideal day if you could choose?

Simple pleasures with someone that makes them special.

Do you think Cologne smells of aftershave?

Lorelli! · 01-01-2018 3:24pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Simple pleasures with someone that makes them special.

Do you think Cologne smells of aftershave?

I think aftershave is a weaker diluted version of cologne.

Does aftershave sting when you put it on your face after shaving?

Bob Harris · 01-01-2018 4:28pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I think aftershave is a weaker diluted version of cologne.

Does aftershave sting when you put it on your face after shaving?

Especially if it gets in your eyes.

Have you ever used pom poms?

Lorelli! · 01-01-2018 4:51pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Especially if it gets in your eyes.

Have you ever used pom poms?

Not real ones. My friend and I were at a football game once and made some with grass. We stood at the goal end of the opposing team and cheered every time he let a goal in

They were from another area near us and we use to slag them for their use of the word zope instead of dope. So when the goaly let a goal in and cursed, we had some chant about how he should go and wash his mouth out with some zoap

Have you ever worn flippers?

Bob Harris · 01-01-2018 4:54pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not real ones. My friend and I were at a football game once and made some with grass. We stood at the goal end of the opposing team and cheered every time he let a goal in They were from another area near us and we use to slag them for their use of the word zope instead of dope. So when the goaly let a goal in and cursed, we had some chant about how he should go and wash his mouth out with some zoap

Have you ever worn flippers?

I zon't think so.

Wrigley's spearmint or juicy fruit?

Lorelli! · 01-01-2018 4:57pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I zon't think so.

Wrigley's spearmint or juicy fruit?

:pac:

Mmmm juicy fruit

What was the last fruit you ate?

Bob Harris · 01-01-2018 5:16pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

:pac:

Mmmm juicy fruit

What was the last fruit you ate?

Pineapple.

What is your favourite Jane Austin novel?

01-01-2018 6:21pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Pineapple.

What is your favourite Jane Austin novel?

Emma is persuaded to take a ride in a Morris.

Do you think they'll make that into a film?

Lorelli! · 01-01-2018 7:46pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Emma is persuaded to take a ride in a Morris.

Do you think they'll make that into a film?

Yes and I'll go to see it when it happens

If you had to pick a favourite girl band, which would it be?

Bob Harris · 01-01-2018 9:02pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yes and I'll go to see it when it happens

If you had to pick a favourite girl band, which would it be?

Pussy Riot.

Is feminism a load of old baloney?

Lorelli! · 02-01-2018 11:18am

Bob Harris wrote: »

Pussy Riot.

Is feminism a load of old baloney?

I don't really follow modern feminism Alot of it seems extreme and something for people to get worked up about on the internet. I think that if I was ever treated unfairly because of my gender that the law is there to prevent it. I suppose there needs to be constant and reasonable updates within law to ensure both genders are treated equally.

Did you ever have a baloney sandwich?

Bob Harris · 02-01-2018 11:35am

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't really follow modern feminism Alot of it seems extreme and something for people to get worked up about on the internet. I think that if I was ever treated unfairly because of my gender that the law is there to prevent it. I suppose there needs to be constant and reasonable updates within law to ensure both genders are treated equally.

Did you ever have a baloney sandwich?

I think I probably did.

Are bakesales ever held anymore?

Lorelli! · 02-01-2018 11:47am

Bob Harris wrote: »

I think I probably did.

Are bakesales ever held anymore?

I think so, at schools and fundraisers and things like that.

Does that Gif with Homer Simpson disappearing back into the hedge summarise your response for a lot of interactions you see on the internet?

Bob Harris · 02-01-2018 11:52am

Lorelli! wrote: »

I think so, at schools and fundraisers and things like that.

Does that Gif with Homer Simpson disappearing back into the hedge summarise your response for a lot of interactions you see on the internet?

Blast them with piss is my normal response.

Do you ever overhear phone conversations and have to suppress the desire to snatch the phone from the dimwit's hand and whack them over the head with it?

Lorelli! · 02-01-2018 11:58am

Bob Harris wrote: »

Blast them with piss is my normal response.

Do you ever overhear phone conversations and have to suppress the desire to snatch the phone from the dimwit's hand and whack them over the head with it?

Sometimes!

Do you hate when someone you know is on the phone and they say to the other person who you barely know, "do you want to talk to Lorelli?" and then you have to have an awkward conversation?

Bob Harris · 02-01-2018 12:01pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Sometimes!

Do you hate when someone you know is on the phone and they say to the other person who you barely know, "do you want to talk to Lorelli?" and then you have to have an awkward conversation?

It happens when I meet fans sometimes, they stop me in the street and then ring their brother/mother/sister/cousin/friend for me to say hello to them. They don't even believe it's me half the time.

When fans get you to sign autographs do you ever sign another name just for the hell of it?

Lorelli! · 02-01-2018 12:09pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

It happens when I meet fans sometimes, they stop me in the street and then ring their brother/mother/sister/cousin/friend for me to say hello to them. They don't even believe it's me half the time.

When fans get you to sign autographs do you ever sign another name just for the hell of it?

Ye but it's not for the hell of it. Its so i have a funny story to tell when I'm doing interviews.

Is it an insult to The Beatles that a lot of their fans cried when they saw them?

Bob Harris · 02-01-2018 12:13pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ye but it's not for the hell of it. Its so i have a funny story to tell when I'm doing interviews.

Is it an insult to The Beatles that a lot of their fans cried when they saw them?

Perhaps but wetting their knickers made up for it.

Do you think more women would wet their knickers at a Daniel O'Donnell concert or a Beatles concert?

Lorelli! · 02-01-2018 12:20pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Perhaps but wetting their knickers made up for it.

Do you think more women would wet their knickers at a Daniel O'Donnell concert or a Beatles concert?

I'm gonna say The Beatles because I'm not making that joke about Daniels older fan base

Would you drink from this cup?

https://www.google.ie/search?q=daniel+o+donnell+cup&client=ms-android-h3g-ie&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj_vfyflLnYAhWGHsAKHbsbDsUQ_AUICigB&biw=320&bih=454#imgrc=cFbOGWNoioVWoM:

Bob Harris · 02-01-2018 12:29pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'm gonna say The Beatles because I'm not making that joke about Daniels older fan base

Would you drink from this cup?

https://www.google.ie/search?q=daniel+o+donnell+cup&client=ms-android-h3g-ie&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj_vfyflLnYAhWGHsAKHbsbDsUQ_AUICigB&biw=320&bih=454#imgrc=cFbOGWNoioVWoM:

Gladly.

Is it good practice to let people know that links are NSFW?

Lorelli! · 02-01-2018 12:35pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Gladly.

Is it good practice to let people know that links are NSFW?

Oh sorry. I had to google the meaning of NSFW!

Is that link of Daniel on the cup considered NSFW?

Bob Harris · 02-01-2018 12:49pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Oh sorry. I had to google the meaning of NSFW!

Is that link of Daniel on the cup considered NSFW?

If you opened that in a retirement home there could be heart attacks.

Why is there no east or west pole?

Lorelli! · 02-01-2018 1:21pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

If you opened that in a retirement home there could be heart attacks.

Why is there no east or west pole?

It's something to do with magnets.

Do you have any fridge magnets?

Wichita Lineman · 02-01-2018 4:14pm

Yes, a fruity one. Cherries.

Have you ever snapped a door handle?

Bob Harris · 02-01-2018 8:13pm

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

Yes, a fruity one. Cherries.

Have you ever snapped a door handle?

I pulled one off the car door during the NCT last year.

What would you pull off now?

02-01-2018 10:32pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I pulled one off the car door during the NCT last year.

What would you pull off now?

A heist in a patisserie

What size is the smallest TV in your house?

Bob Harris · 02-01-2018 10:59pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A heist in a patisserie

What size is the smallest TV in your house?

I don't have one.

What type would you recommend?

03-01-2018 12:59am

Bob Harris wrote: »

I don't have one.

What type would you recommend?

Oh! A new person!

I recommend the one that had all the coloured balls rolling down a hill.

Do you remember that ad?

Lorelli! · 03-01-2018 11:46am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Oh! A new person!

I recommend the one that had all the coloured balls rolling down a hill.

Do you remember that ad?

No I can't remember that one.

Did you find those two women from the old Philadelphia cheese ads very annoying?

Bob Harris · 03-01-2018 4:03pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I can't remember that one.

Did you find those two women from the old Philadelphia cheese ads very annoying?

I have a very vague recollection but not enough to be annoyed by them.

Do you own many cryptocurrencies?

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