The Noccers Interview Thread

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

It's a load of Buddshít.

How rich would Bill Gates be if people didn't pirate his software?

You're so punny

Too rich!

Who is the first person that comes into your mind when asked to name someone with a moustache?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

You're so punny

Too rich!

Who is the first person that comes into your mind when asked to name someone with a moustache?

Magnum P.I.

How old does a man have to be before he can wear a moustache without it being noticed?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

Magnum P.I.

How old does a man have to be before he can wear a moustache without it being noticed?

Quite old atm because I don't think they're in fashion unless with a beard. They can look really well on some men.

Do you have a Cupid's Bow in your lips?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

Quite old atm because I don't think they're in fashion unless with a beard. They can look really well on some men.

Do you have a Cupid's Bow in your lips?

Not naturally but I got it with a few collagen injections.

Do you go for botox injections or self-administer them?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

Not naturally but I got it with a few collagen injections.

Do you go for botox injections or self-administer them?

I wouldn't go for either

Do you notice with a lot of celebrities that once they pass a certain stage of "enhancements" on their face, they all start to look the same?

Sephiroth_dude

Lorelli! wrote: »

A bit If you do ever get the opportunity to inflict pins and needles or hiccups on me, please don't..

Have you ever considered Buddhism?

I pwomise I won't !

Lorelli! wrote: »

I wouldn't go for either

Do you notice with a lot of celebrities that once they pass a certain stage of "enhancements" on their face, they all start to look the same?

Yes

What are your plans for the day?

Lorelli!

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I pwomise I won't !



Yes

What are your plans for the day?

The same thing I do every day. Try to take over the world

Would you say you are a pacifist?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

The same thing I do every day. Try to take over the world

Would you say you are a pacifist?

I would but not out loud.

Would you sit through a long mass just because it was warm in the church?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I would but not out loud.

Would you sit through a long mass just because it was warm in the church?

Ye, I don't go to mass but it can be relaxing except the chairs are uncomfortable and it's usually not warm in churches.

Do you like the taste of Holy Bread?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ye, I don't go to mass but it can be relaxing except the chairs are uncomfortable and it's usually not warm in churches.

Do you like the taste of Holy Bread?

It's divine.

How do you poison a chalice?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

It's divine.

How do you poison a chalice?

I don't know, add antifreeze?

Would you rather be in a Pistols at Dawn duel scenario or in a game of Russian Roulette?

Sephiroth_dude

Pistols at dawn

Ever challenge someone to a duel by smacking an egg over their head?

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Pistols at dawn

Ever challenge someone to a duel by smacking an egg over their head?

Have never done that (yet).

Have you egged someone on to do something they shouldn't?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Have never done that (yet).

Have you egged someone on to do something they shouldn't?

Maybe in a fun way. Not intentionally or for anything serious. I wouldn't enable someone.

Was Charles Manson right when he said "you know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy"?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

Maybe in a fun way. Not intentionally or for anything serious. I wouldn't enable someone.

Was Charles Manson right when he said "you know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy"?

Normal is the new crazy.

What shape is your head?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

Normal is the new crazy.

What shape is your head?

Just the standard human shape.

Have you ever held a worm?

An tUasal C

Yup.

Ever eat a scorpion?

Lorelli!

An tUasal C wrote: »

Yup.

Ever eat a scorpion?

No!

Do you think you are closer to your grandmother on your mother's side since the egg that was used to create you was made in her womb?

Ted_YNWA

I was close to her definitely, didn't have much time to bond with my paternal grandmother.

Do you appreciate the good things in your life?

Lorelli!

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I was close to her definitely, didn't have much time to bond with my paternal grandmother.

Do you appreciate the good things in your life?

The people and things.

Did you ever try Hersheys chocolate and do you think it's disgusting?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

The people and things.

Did you ever try Hersheys chocolate and do you think it's disgusting?

I haven't but Hershey sounds a bit like a man from Aberdeen saying horse shít so maybe it is disgusting.

What would your autobiography be called?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I haven't but Hershey sounds a bit like a man from Aberdeen saying horse shít so maybe it is disgusting.

What would your autobiography be called?

Cant think. How about "The Paradox of being smart and stupid at the same time"

Do you prefer The Hoffs one "Dont Hassle The Hoff" or Davy Jones one "They Made a Monkee out of me"?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

Cant think. How about "The Paradox of being smart and stupid at the same time"

Do you prefer The Hoffs one "Dont Hassle The Hoff" or Davy Jones one "They Made a Monkee out of me"?

I don't know how either goes. Davy Jones could sing I suppose. I'm fairly sure the Hoff can't.

Does your table cloth match your curtains?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I don't know how either goes. Davy Jones could sing I suppose. I'm fairly sure the Hoff can't.

Does your table cloth match your curtains?

No they're not songs. It's the name of their autobiographies.

No

Do you feel sorry for people who suffer from severe "Culture Cringe"?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

No they're not songs. It's the name of their autobiographies.

No

Do you feel sorry for people who suffer from severe "Culture Cringe"?

I don't know what that is but it sounds like something the Urban dictionary could tell me.

What is your favourite type of bargain bin?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I don't know what that is but it sounds like something the Urban dictionary could tell me.

What is your favourite type of bargain bin?

One's with a good bargain.

Have you ever owned a pair of bell bottomed jeans?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

One's with a good bargain.

Have you ever owned a pair of bell bottomed jeans?

I have and still do. They are not outrageously flared though.

If you said bogman jeans would it be known what youre referring to?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I have and still do. They are not outrageously flared though.

If you said bogman jeans would it be known what youre referring to?

No. I'm curious now? I'm picturing something unflattering though!

Do you have jeans with holes in them?

Sephiroth_dude

I do..........


Is the reason you ask because you put them there :eek:?

Bob Harris

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I do..........


Is the reason you ask because you put them there :eek:?

The manufacturer puts them there and charges for the privilege.

Have you ever turned a strange colour?