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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #6752
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I did when I was buying my house and my conclusion is that I don't trust them.

    The burden of a defendant's guilt should not fall on their lawyer but if you were a lawyer, would you find it difficult to defend someone if you knew they were guilty of a serious crime?

    I would regardless of the crime.

    Are you a lawyer?


  • #6753
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I would regardless of the crime.

    Are you a lawyer?

    Nope

    Do you ever steam vegetables?


  • #6754
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Nope

    Do you ever steam vegetables?

    Occasionally.

    do you ever char vegetables?


  • #6755
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Occasionally.

    do you ever char vegetables?

    If by char you mean burn then yes.

    What would you print with a 3D printer?


  • #6756
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    If by char you mean burn then yes.

    What would you print with a 3D printer?

    A new lock for my front door which seems to have gone a bit dodgy :/

    Why do you think dogs do that cute head tilt thing?


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  • #6757
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    A new lock for my front door which seems to have gone a bit dodgy :/

    Why do you think dogs do that cute head tilt thing?

    Because their bum is itchy.

    Do you ever sit around all day scratching your arse?


  • #6758
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Because their bum is itchy.

    Do you ever sit around all day scratching your arse?

    You need to wash your mouth out with some zoap Bob!

    You know how you get people who fall in love with objects like rollercoasters and stuff, do you think there'll be a few people who might want to legally marry their sex robot?


  • #6759
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    You need to wash your mouth out with some zoap Bob!

    You know how you get people who fall in love with objects like rollercoasters and stuff, do you think there'll be a few people who might want to legally marry their sex robot?

    They would have to before they could have sex with it in Ireland anyway.

    Would the robot get half of your assets if things malfunctioned?


  • #6760
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    They would have to before they could have sex with it in Ireland anyway.

    Would the robot get half of your assets if things malfunctioned?

    I guess so!

    If they were happily married and wanted to start a family, would they be best off going down the VR route so the kid could "grow up" and go to virtual college?


  • #6761
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I guess so!

    If they were happily married and wanted to start a family, would they be best off going down the VR route so the kid could "grow up" and go to virtual college?

    I think castration would be appropriate at this point.

    Have you ever been exposed to radiation?


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  • #6762
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I think castration would be appropriate at this point.

    Have you ever been exposed to radiation?

    I hope not.

    Would you go on a guided tour to Pripyat, if it was free?


  • #6763
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I hope not.

    Would you go on a guided your to Pripyat, if it was free?

    No, I wouldn't go on a guided whatever that is to wherever it is.

    Why couldn't Microsoft have contented themselves with Windows 95?


  • #6764
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    No, I wouldn't go on a guided whatever that is to wherever it is.

    Why couldn't Microsoft have contented themselves with Windows 95?

    Some people are never content

    Does that headwrecking tv show, Loose Women give actual loose women a bad name?


  • #6765
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Some people are never content

    Does that headwrecking tv show, Loose Women give actual loose women a bad name?

    I've never seen it.

    What's a loose woman?


  • #6766
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I've never seen it.

    What's a loose woman?

    Well according to the show, it's a group of women who sit on a panel talking crap :/ ah I'm just joking :)

    Have you ever worked out to a Richard Simmons exercise video?


  • #6767
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Well according to the show, it's a group of women who sit on a panel talking crap :/ ah I'm just joking :)

    Have you ever worked out to a Richard Simmons exercise video?

    No but I've wanke.....nevermind.

    Where would you hide a fugitive?


  • #6768
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    No but I've wanke.....nevermind.

    Where would you hide a fugitive?

    The bunker I had built out in the back garden would be cushty enough.

    Do you remember losing your first baby tooth?


  • #6769
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    The bunker I had built out in the back garden would be cushty enough.

    Do you remember losing your first baby tooth?

    I don't remember that one specifically.

    What best known personality do you best immitate?


  • #6770
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I don't remember that one specifically.

    What best known personality do you best immitate?

    Eh..Richard Simmons ;) :pac: only messing

    Do you have many photos and pictures up around your house?


  • #6771
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Eh..Richard Simmons ;) :pac: only messing

    Do you have many photos and pictures up around your house?

    8 or 9 here and there.

    If a doctor says 'say ahhhh'...and a photographer says 'say cheese'..what does a priest say?


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  • #6772
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    8 or 9 here and there.

    If a doctor says 'say ahhhh'...and a photographer says 'say cheese'..what does a priest say?

    Ahhhhhh Cheesus.

    Have you ever had a fish pedicure ?


  • #6773
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    73Cat wrote: »
    Ahhhhhh Cheesus.

    1f606.png

    73Cat wrote: »
    Have you ever had a fish pedicure ?

    No, its sounds Fishy to me :pac:

    Did you see what I did there :pac:?


  • #6774
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    1f606.png




    No, its sounds Fishy to me :pac:

    Did you see what I did there :pac:?


    I did !

    Have you ever had to be on crutches?


  • #6775
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    73Cat wrote: »
    I did !

    Have you ever had to be on crutches?

    Thankfully no

    you?


  • #6776
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Thankfully no

    you?

    Yeah a few months ago....wasnt fun :/

    What life event made you think of changing yourself?


  • #6777
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Yeah a few months ago....wasnt fun :/

    What life event made you think of changing yourself?

    I pissed myself while drunk. Had to change after that.

    Where is your safe space?


  • #6778
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I pissed myself while drunk. Had to change after that.

    Where is your safe space?

    The inside of my head.

    Is everyone up and about?


  • #6779
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    The inside of my head.

    Is everyone up and about?

    Yep!

    Do you find it harder to lie on when you do have the chance to as you are getting older?


  • #6780
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yep!

    Do you find it harder to lie on when you do have the chance to as you are getting older?

    I was never very good at it but possibly better at it now than before.

    Are laughter lines the one you snort?


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  • #6781
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I was never very good at it but possibly better at it now than before.

    Are laughter lines the one you snort?

    They used to be now it's just from old age :p

    Are you nosey?


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