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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #6812
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Jack Kanoff wrote: »
    People talking about my buddy Elodie !

    Shall we see if we can come up with an imaginative excuse for me not going to work today.

    Keep Jack Kanoff and I'm sure you'll come up with something.

    Do you stir your tea in a clockwise or anti clockwise direction?


  • #6813
    Jack Kanoff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Jack Kanoff


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Keep Jack Kanoff and I'm sure you'll come up with something.

    Do you stir your tea in a clockwise or anti clockwise direction?

    I don't drink tea.

    Is that unusual.


  • #6814
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Weird shít.

    How many swings of a bat would you need to hit a home run?

    As many as they allow
    Jack Kanoff wrote: »
    People talking about my buddy Elodie !

    Shall we see if we can come up with an imaginative excuse for me not going to work today.

    Best off going with the 24 stomach bug. Not imaginative but reliable.

    Should you be allowed at least two "I really just don't feel like going in today" days off work?


  • #6815
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    As many as they allow



    Best off going with the 24 stomach bug. Not imaginative but reliable.

    Should you be allowed at least two "I really just don't feel like going in today" days off work?

    You can take as many as you like. It may get you fired though.

    What's the last document you signed?


  • #6816
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    You can take as many as you like. It may get you fired though.

    What's the last document you signed?

    A school sponsorship card

    What's your favourite one hit wonder?


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  • #6817
    Jack Kanoff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Jack Kanoff


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    A school sponsorship card

    What's your favourite one hit wonder?

    Jimi Hendrix, "All along the watchtower"

    What's the worst one hit wonder you can remember?


  • #6818
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Jack Kanoff wrote: »
    Jimi Hendrix, "All along the watchtower"

    What's the worst one hit wonder you can remember?

    Cotton eye joe.

    Do you ever buy rounds?


  • #6819
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Cotton eye joe.

    Do you ever buy rounds?

    Sometimes

    Edit: oh I thought cotton eye Joe was your favourite :)

    Do you like The Crash Test Dummies song Mmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm ?


  • #6820
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sometimes

    Do you not think The Crash Test Dummies song Mmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm is better than Cotton Eye Joe?

    It is better which is why I didn't say it was the worst.

    Have you ever been overpaid?


  • #6821
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    It is better which is why I didn't say it was the worst.

    Have you ever been overpaid?

    Nope just underpaid :/

    Who would you rather as your boss
    , Alan Partridge or David Brent?


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  • #6822
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Nope just underpaid :/

    Who would you rather as your boss
    , Alan Partridge or David Brent?

    I'd ring in sick I'd say. At a push David Brent.

    Do you like open plan offices?


  • #6823
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'd ring in sick I'd say. At a push David Brent.

    Do you like open plan offices?

    If it's 4 or 5 people it's ok but I worked before in a really large one and bizarrely no one ever talked. A guy who sat right beside me for two years would just communicate through instant msg :/

    Do pathological liars believe in themselves?


  • #6824
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    If it's 4 or 5 people it's ok but I worked before in a really large one and bizarrely no one ever talked. A guy who sat right beside me for two years would just communicate through instant msg :/

    Do pathological liars believe in themselves?

    I'm sure they believe in their ability to be the best liars they can be.

    Did a teacher ever throw anything at you?


  • #6825
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'm sure they believe in their ability to be the best liars they can be.

    Did a teacher ever throw anything at you?

    I saw one throw a duster at a boy before in first or second year. He drew a swastika on his German copy cover and the teacher flipped out.

    What was your best subject?


  • #6826
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I saw one throw a duster at a boy before in first or second year. He drew a swastika on his German copy cover and the teacher flipped out.

    What was your best subject?

    General knowledge.

    Have you ever been caught up in a heist?


  • #6827
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    General knowledge.

    Have you ever been caught up in a heist?

    I was in a garage before that got robbed if you could call that a heist.

    How much do you know about Ma Barker?


  • #6828
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I was in a garage before that got robbed if you could call that a heist.

    How much do you know about Ma Barker?

    Nothing whatsoever.

    Do you think you could cope with being in prison for a few months?


  • #6829
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Nothing whatsoever.

    Do you think you could cope with being in prison for a few months?

    I suppose in that situation you wouldn't have a choice.

    I was just reading a thread and saw that tomwaterford closed his account?? :(


  • #6830
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I suppose in that situation you wouldn't have a choice.

    I was just reading a thread and saw that tomwaterford closed his account?? :(

    What a quitter.

    Will we ever see his likes again?


  • #6831
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    What a quitter.

    Will we ever see his likes again?

    I hope so or maybe he's better off!

    Would you like to go and live with the Amish for a while?


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  • #6832
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I hope so or maybe he's better off!

    Would you like to go and live with the Amish for a while?

    Not really.

    What's the best playing card?


  • #6833
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Not really.

    What's the best playing card?

    Like the actual card? Depends on what you need at the time but I like The Ace Of Spades

    Can you read music?


  • #6834
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Like the actual card? Depends on what you need at the time but I like The Ace Of Spades

    Can you read music?

    I listen to it instead.

    What goes bump in the night?


  • #6835
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I listen to it instead.

    What goes bump in the night?

    I can think of a few things including falling out of the bed :)

    Have you ever been known to sleep walk?


  • #6836
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I can think of a few things including falling out of the bed :)

    Have you ever been known to sleep walk?

    Never. I've woken up on the floor twice that I remember and was pushed another time.

    Do you watch TG4?


  • #6837
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Never. I've woken up on the floor twice that I remember and was pushed another time.

    Do you watch TG4?

    No I don't really. I do remember watching a really sad old documentary on it a few years ago though about the life of two brothers I think, who had EB where their skin was as light and sensitive as a butterfly. Their life was very hard.

    What's your favourite insect?


  • #6838
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No I don't really. I do remember watching a really sad old documentary on it a few years ago though about the life of two brothers I think, who had EB where their skin was as light and sensitive as a butterfly. Their life was very hard.

    What's your favourite insect?

    The Ladybird.

    What's the most dangerous kitchen appliance?


  • #6839
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The Ladybird.

    What's the most dangerous kitchen appliance?

    A chip pan

    What's your favourite kitchen appliance?


  • #6840
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    A chip pan

    What's your favourite kitchen appliance?

    The fridge.

    Do you think Ken Wood knows Morphy Richards?


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  • #6841
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The fridge.

    Do you think Ken Wood knows Morphy Richards?

    They do.

    Do you sometimes find its better to use the back of a spoon to butter bread?


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