The Noccers Interview Thread

Colser · 24-01-2018 11:06am

Bob Harris wrote: »

I didn't know it was until you said. Ok, I suppose.

Did you ever think hump day meant something else?

It's open to interpretation.

Do you feel anxious when you go to check your online bank account?

Bob Harris · 24-01-2018 11:12am

Colser wrote: »

It's open to interpretation.

Do you feel anxious when you go to check your online bank account?

The fear usually starts after I check it.

Have your bank account or credit cards ever been scammed?

Lorelli! · 24-01-2018 12:21pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

The fear usually starts after I check it.

Have your bank account or credit cards ever been scammed?

Money was taken from the credit card before but we got it back

Btw I know a Nigerian Astronaut. He is rich but can't get home from space. He needs to transfer money to your account to fund a rocket ship to bring him back to earth. He will give you are large sum of his wealth in return for your help. Will I pass your details on to him?

Bob Harris · 24-01-2018 12:28pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Money was taken from the credit card before but we got it back

Btw I know a Nigerian Astronaut. He is rich but can't get home from space. He needs to transfer money to your account to fund a rocket ship to bring him back to earth. He will give you are large sum of his wealth in return for your help. Will I pass your details on to him?

Do. He'll be over the moon when you tell him.

Should there be 5 x 10m lottery prizes instead of one 50m prize?

Lorelli! · 24-01-2018 12:32pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Do. He'll be over the moon when you tell him.

Should there be 5 x 10m lottery prizes instead of one 50m prize?

Ye 10m is plenty for anyone

Have you ever played Bingo?

Bob Harris · 24-01-2018 12:41pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ye 10m is plenty for anyone

Have you ever played Bingo?

Never in a Bingo Hall.

Are bingo wings an optional extra to play?

Colser · 24-01-2018 12:57pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Never in a Bingo Hall.

Are bingo wings an optional extra to play?

Yes..you need to wave them in the air for the bonus ball.

Do you know 2 fat ladies?

Bob Harris · 24-01-2018 1:13pm

Colser wrote: »

Yes..you need to wave them in the air for the bonus ball.

Do you know 2 fat ladies?

It's either two fat ladies or one very very big one.

What was the last brush you used?

Lorelli! · 24-01-2018 1:55pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

It's either two fat ladies or one very very big one.

What was the last brush you used?

Sweeping brush

Do you or have you ever had long hair?

Bob Harris · 24-01-2018 5:00pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Sweeping brush

Do you or have you ever had long hair?

I don't now but did once upon a time.

Can you be stylish without being fashionble?

Lorelli! · 24-01-2018 5:38pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I don't now but did once upon a time.

Can you be stylish without being fashionble?

Ye. Whatever suits you is best I think.

Do you enjoy going to weddings?

Bob Harris · 24-01-2018 5:48pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ye. Whatever suits you is best I think.

Do you enjoy going to weddings?

If it's a close friend or family then they're fine.
Otherwise not really.

Do you look at the periodic table now and again?

Lorelli! · 24-01-2018 6:07pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

If it's a close friend or family then they're fine.
Otherwise not really.

Do you look at the periodic table now and again?

I haven't in a long while.

Which of the four main elements would best describe you?

Bob Harris · 24-01-2018 6:23pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I haven't in a long while.

Which of the four main elements would best describe you?

I haven't a notion. You'd have to ask them.

Have you ever been to a dump?

24-01-2018 8:50pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I haven't a notion. You'd have to ask them.

Have you ever been to a dump?

Many times.

Have you been to a recycling centre?

Lorelli! · 24-01-2018 9:07pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Many times.

Have you been to a recycling centre?

I have ye.

You know that TV show Hoarders, should they have a warning advising you not to watch it if you're planning on eating any time soon?

24-01-2018 9:09pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I have ye.

You know that TV show Hoarders, should they have a warning advising you not to watch it if you're planning on eating any time soon?

Don't know it but anything that turns you off your food should be avoided, even programmes about food.:p

What's the cleverest advertisement you've seen recently?

Sephiroth_dude · 24-01-2018 11:01pm

Emmmmmmmm the aldi one where yer wan break the ball

What do you have for breakfast?

Lorelli! · 25-01-2018 10:05am

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Emmmmmmmm the aldi one where yer wan break the ball

What do you have for breakfast?

Its usually between cereal, eggs or bananas on toast

What can be done about miserable whingers?

Bob Harris · 25-01-2018 11:01am

Lorelli! wrote: »

Its usually between cereal, eggs or bananas on toast

What can be done about miserable whingers?

Join them.

Have you ever had anything tailor made?

Rubecula · 25-01-2018 11:02am

deport them to the outer regions of Mongolia and give them something to whinge about.

Do you have many whingers there? (wherever there is)

Lorelli! · 25-01-2018 11:15am

Bob Harris wrote: »

Join them.

Have you ever had anything tailor made?

No I don't think I have.

Rubecula wrote: »

deport them to the outer regions of Mongolia and give them something to whinge about.

Do you have many whingers there? (wherever there is)

Good idea! no, no whingers here thankfully

Would you like to have as many descendants as Genghis Khan?

Rubecula · 25-01-2018 11:19am

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I don't think I have.

Good idea! no, no whingers here thankfully

Would you like to have as many descendants as Genghis Khan?

not really.

Can you imagine christmas at the Khan house? :eek:

Bob Harris · 25-01-2018 11:21am

Rubecula wrote: »

not really.

Can you imagine christmas at the Khan house? :eek:

I Khan't.

Where you you store dynamite?

Lorelli! · 25-01-2018 11:37am

Bob Harris wrote: »

I Khan't.

Where you you store dynamite?

I'd just make them and wrap them up before I needed them so I wouldn't have to store them.

Have you ever been near a quarry when an explosion goes off?

Bob Harris · 25-01-2018 11:41am

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'd just make them and wrap them up before I needed them so I wouldn't have to store them.

Have you ever been near a quarry when an explosion goes off?

I haven't. I heard a bomb go off one night though that killed a few people.

Are online weather sites about as realiable as an old ford car?

Lorelli! · 25-01-2018 11:57am

Bob Harris wrote: »

I haven't. I heard a bomb go off one night though that killed a few people.

Are online weather sites about as realiable as an old ford car?

I don't know. I thought old Ford's were reliable. Didn't Clyde of Bonnie and Clyde write a letter to Henry Ford to compliment him and say that it was a great getaway car

Have you ever gone paintballing?

Bob Harris · 25-01-2018 12:21pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't know. I thought old Ford's were reliable. Didn't Clyde of Bonnie and Clyde write a letter to Henry Ford to compliment him and say that it was a great getaway car

Have you ever gone paintballing?

I haven't.

Would you prefer to shoot clay pigeons or real clays?

Lorelli! · 25-01-2018 12:40pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I haven't.

Would you prefer to shoot clay pigeons or real clays?

I'll stick with clay pigeons.

Did you know anyone who keeps pigeons?

Bob Harris · 25-01-2018 12:55pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'll stick with clay pigeons.

Did you know anyone who keeps pigeons?

I know one fella with a pigeon loft who keeps them for eating.

Have you ever had to give someone a character reference?

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