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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #6902
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I know one fella with a pigeon loft who keeps them for eating.

    Have you ever had to give someone a character reference?

    Nope.

    Which would you rather, wear very dark false tan or very long fake nails for a year?


  • #6903
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Dark false tan , at least I wouldn't be stabbing people with my nails then



    Whats your plan for the day?


  • #6904
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Dark false tan , at least I wouldn't be stabbing people with my nails then



    Whats your plan for the day?

    Not much

    Do you make lists?


  • #6905
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Sometimes

    Do you make a list and check it twice?


  • #6906
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Sometimes

    Do you make a list and check it twice?

    I make a list and check it a million times

    Are you forgetful?


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  • #6907
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Sometimes

    What are we having for dinner?


  • #6908
    Rubecula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    food I suspect.

    do you drink much alcohol?


  • #6909
    Jack Kanoff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Jack Kanoff


    Rubecula wrote: »
    food I suspect.

    do you drink much alcohol?

    I will tomorrow night!!...not had a night out since November.
    How many razors do you own ?


  • #6910
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Jack Kanoff wrote: »
    I will tomorrow night!!...not had a night out since November.
    How many razors do you own ?

    One.

    Are you clean shaven or stubbly?


  • #6911
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Stubbly ATM

    Do you like stubbly men or Clean shaven?


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  • #6912
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Stubbly ATM

    Do you like stubbly men or Clean shaven?

    Stubbly but preferably a beard.

    What has been your worst hair disaster ?


  • #6913
    Jack Kanoff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Jack Kanoff


    73Cat wrote: »
    Stubbly but preferably a beard.

    What has been your worst hair disaster ?

    Didn't tell anyone when I was 21...went out, had drinks and told everyone a few days later...mates were pissed at me...so they held me down and shaved half my head....

    What's your favourite smell ?


  • #6914
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Jack Kanoff wrote: »
    Didn't tell anyone when I was 21...went out, had drinks and told everyone a few days later...mates were pissed at me...so they held me down and shaved half my head....

    What's your favourite smell ?

    Lemon

    Did you ever squirt lemon juice into a baby's mouth to see their reaction?


  • #6915
    Jack Kanoff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Jack Kanoff


    73Cat wrote: »
    Lemon

    Did you ever squirt lemon juice into a baby's mouth to see their reaction?

    Ha! I'm actually wearing Bergamote Soleil cologne which is a fresh lemon smell......never tried the baby thing...might use the cologne and see how they like that :D

    Anyone have a cure for runny nose


  • #6916
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Hot whiskey

    Do you agree?


  • #6917
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Hot whiskey

    Do you agree?

    Hot whisky is my cure for everything.

    Do you know the difference between whisky and whiskey?


  • #6918
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Hot whisky is my cure for everything.

    Do you know the difference between whisky and whiskey?

    Whiskey is an alcoholic drink. Whisky is something that can be whisked.

    Have you been hungover at work recently?


  • #6919
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Whiskey is an alcoholic drink. Whisky is something that can be whisked.

    Have you been hungover at work recently?

    I tend to go out and have a couple of bottles of wine every Thursday evening with a mate so generally am a bit hungover on a Friday. Not worked since last month so not recently.

    What is the best way to solve a dilemma?


  • #6920
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I tend to go out and have a couple of bottles of wine every Thursday evening with a mate so generally am a bit hungover on a Friday. Not worked since last month so not recently.

    What is the best way to solve a dilemma?

    Ask Jeeves.

    Would you go to a celebs funeral that you didn't know personally?


  • #6921
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Ask Jeeves.

    Would you go to a celebs funeral that you didn't know personally?

    Maybe QE2 if I was invited. Otherwise I wouldn't.

    Do you think Trump will be assassinated or be voted out of office?


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  • #6922
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Maybe QE2 if I was invited. Otherwise I wouldn't.

    Do you think Trump will be assassinated or be voted out of office?

    I doubt he'll be assasinated, possibly impeached but a year in it's more likely he'll see out his term unless he does something really fcuking stupid.

    Are you sitting in your jocks on the couch eating cornflakes out of the box?


  • #6923
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I doubt he'll be assasinated, possibly impeached but a year in it's more likely he'll see out his term unless he does something really fcuking stupid.

    Are you sitting in your jocks on the couch eating cornflakes out of the box?
    No..I'm in bed procrastinating.

    Have I wasted my day off already or should I get up and do something constructive?


  • #6924
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I doubt he'll be assasinated, possibly impeached but a year in it's more likely he'll see out his term unless he does something really fcuking stupid.

    Are you sitting in your jocks on the couch eating cornflakes out of the box?

    I wished! Already had an eventful morning after my son came home at 6am after losing his house and car keys in town.

    Do you use all the programming options on your washing machine or just use one program for everything?


  • #6925
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Colser wrote: »
    No..I'm in bed procrastinating.

    Have I wasted my day off already or should I get up and do something constructive?

    There is still time to sit on the couch in your jocks and eat cornflakes out of the box.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    I wished! Already had an eventful morning after my son came home at 6am after losing his house and car keys in town.

    Do you use all the programming options on your washing machine or just use one program for everything?

    I use two of them.

    Are you going to look for the house or the keys first?


  • #6926
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    There is still time to sit on the couch in your jocks and eat cornflakes out of the box.



    I use two of them.

    Are you going to look for the house or the keys first?

    I might have found the house. We have a spare car key buthopefully he can get the other key back.

    Do you fill your shopping trolley like a game of Tetris?


  • #6927
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I might have found the house. We have a spare car key buthopefully he can get the other key back.

    Do you fill your shopping trolley like a game of Tetris?

    I try to put the heavier stuff like tins in first but ain't got no time for playing tetris.

    Have you done any virtue signalling yet today?


  • #6928
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No

    What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?


  • #6929
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    No

    What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?

    Gone with the wind.

    Star Wars...does anyone really give a fcuk?


  • #6930
    cgh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,180 ✭✭✭cgh


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    No

    What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?

    Star wars "The Last Jedi"

    would you be the Dark or Light side Jedi?


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  • #6931
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Gone with the wind.

    Star Wars...does anyone really give a fcuk?
    cgh wrote: »
    Star wars "The Last Jedi"

    would you be the Dark or Light side Jedi?


    :pac:


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