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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I have a Wham! patch sewn onto the back of my denim jacket.
    The W is faded and I get disapproving looks from vegetarians.

    What do you need to get done urgently?

    Nothing urgently but the question reminded of something I forgot about that I had to do.

    Would it be annoying especially as a kid if you were born on 29 Feb so technically you wouldn't have that many birthdays?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Nothing urgently but the question reminded of something I forgot about that I had to do.

    Would it be annoying especially as a kid if you were born on 29 Feb so technically you wouldn't have that many birthdays?

    I'd say you'd get even more attention.

    What's the last thing you recorded?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'd say you'd get even more attention.

    What's the last thing you recorded?

    Countryfile!

    Have you ever been at a party or disco bar and danced to Destinys Child singing Independent Women?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Countryfile!

    Have you ever been at a party or disco bar and danced to Destinys Child singing Independent Women?

    I have in my fcuk.

    What's the next sporting event you are likely to attend?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I have in my fcuk.

    What's the next sporting event you are likely to attend?

    I know when people are lying Bob :pac:

    Not sure!

    A lot of people say it's boring to watch but do you enjoy watching golf?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I know when people are lying Bob :pac:

    Not sure!

    A lot of people say it's boring to watch but do you enjoy watching golf?

    The last day of a major is entertaining.

    Should Christy Dignam drop the Y in his first name?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The last day of a major is entertaining.

    Should Christy Dignam drop the Y in his first name?

    It would stand out anyway

    Have you ever stopped a stranger on the street to compliment them?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    It would stand out anyway

    Have you ever stopped a stranger on the street to compliment them?

    Only their dog.

    Have you ever collected for charity?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Only their dog.

    Have you ever collected for charity?

    I have

    Have you ever considered donating someone to charity ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Have done so for years...
    Have you got a favourite charity?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Rubecula wrote: »
    Have done so for years...
    Have you got a favourite charity?

    The Charity Shield.

    Do you prefer metaphors or analogies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The Charity Shield.

    Do you prefer metaphors or analogies?

    I think when used correctly, both are very effective

    Would you say you are straight to the point or do you beat around the bush?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I think when used correctly, both are very effective

    Would you say you are straight to the point or do you beat around the bush?

    Often both at the same time.

    Do you have a doormat with something written on it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Often both at the same time.

    Do you have a doormat with something written on it?

    I have a mat but it doesn't say anything

    Do you remember when they use to sell carpets in butcher shops?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I have a mat but it doesn't say anything

    Do you remember when they use to sell carpets in butcher shops?

    You must have dreamt that.

    Are there any travellers around your area?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    You must have dreamt that.

    Are there any travellers around your area?

    Only the odd time trying to sell stuff door to door, none living here as far as I know unless they are settled.

    Have you developed a fear of anything as an adult ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    73Cat wrote: »
    Only the odd time trying to sell stuff door to door, none living here as far as I know unless they are settled.

    Have you developed a fear of anything as an adult ?

    Leaving the iron on.

    Do you think the founder of Ikea will be buried in a simple assembled pine box?


  • Registered Users Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Yes. I hope they don't forget to include the instructions.

    Are you a regular IKEA shopper?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,674 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No

    You?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    No

    You?

    You wha?

    What word do you commonly misspell?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    unforeseen

    Are you good at crosswords?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    unforeseen

    Are you good at crosswords?

    I am...I always have a few choice words when I'm cross.

    Have you ever played the lottery in another country?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I am...I always have a few choice words when I'm cross.

    Have you ever played the lottery in another country?

    Not that I can recall

    On a scale of 1-10, how devastated were you when Brenda and Dylan split up in Beverly Hills 90210?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Not that I can recall

    On a scale of 1-10, how devastated were you when Brenda and Dylan split up in Beverly Hills 90210?

    I was cut up pretty bad. Couldn't put a number on it.

    If you were to be bid on at a charity auction how much would you fetch?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    depends on who was bidding really

    what are you planning for the weekend


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Rubecula wrote: »
    depends on who was bidding really

    what are you planning for the weekend

    Got approached to be bid on at a charity auction so looking forward to making them a lot of money! Only messing :)

    Carrot cake?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Got approached to be bid on at a charity auction so looking forward to making them a lot of money! Only messing :)

    Carrot cake?

    I am very partial to carrot cake.

    Do you address people by their proper title?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I am very partial to carrot cake.

    Do you address people by their proper title?

    Ye there is one or two people

    Is there anyone you occasionally greet with a light smack on their ass?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ye there is one or two people

    Is there anyone you occasionally greet with a light smack on their ass?

    I'm not Al Porter.

    Do you have any furniture with a wobbly leg?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'm not Al Porter.

    Do you have any furniture with a wobbly leg?

    No but there's something spikey on one of the kitchen chairs and every now and then you jump because it scrapes your leg :/

    Do you find Mr Muscle very arrogant, going around bragging about how much he loves the jobs you hate?


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