The Noccers Interview Thread

Bob Harris · 31-01-2018 4:11pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

No but there's something spikey on one of the kitchen chairs and every now and then you jump because it scrapes your leg

Do you find Mr Muscle very arrogant, going around bragging about how much he loves the jobs you hate?

Mr. Sheen all way. Shifts, sheens and shines in sheconds.

Should Ford launch a model called the 'harrison'?

31-01-2018 4:15pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Mr. Sheen all way. Shifts, sheens and shines in sheconds.

Should Ford launch a model called the 'harrison'?

I don't see why not.

Are you influenced by branding?

Lorelli! · 31-01-2018 4:53pm

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I don't see why not.

Are you influenced by branding?

I hope not. I just like whatever I like

Do you think frogs would look better with ears or are you happy with them the way they are?

Bob Harris · 31-01-2018 4:59pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I hope not. I just like whatever I like

Do you think frogs would look better with ears or are you happy with them the way they are?

Any French people I've ever seen all had ears.

Did you lick batteries as a child?

Lorelli! · 31-01-2018 5:04pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Any French people I've ever seen all had ears.

Did you lick batteries as a child?

Thats strange. You just reminded me, my dream last night involved something to do with leaking battery acid! No I don't think I licked batteries. I had a thing for sponges though.

Have you ever nearly choked on food?

31-01-2018 5:32pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Thats strange. You just reminded me, my dream last night involved something to do with leaking battery acid! No I don't think I licked batteries. I had a thing for sponges though.

Have you ever nearly choked on food?

Not over food but I have almost choked on something that was said.

Which nuts do you prefer?

Sephiroth_dude · 31-01-2018 7:08pm

Hot nuts

Dry roasted nuts yay or nay?

31-01-2018 7:20pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Hot nuts

Dry roasted nuts yay or nay?

Yay if also salted

Do you eat popcorn other than in a cinema?

Lorelli! · 31-01-2018 8:10pm

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Yay if also salted

Do you eat popcorn other than in a cinema?

Ye sometimes. It's supposed to be a healthy snack.

What food do you think is the messiest?

Sephiroth_dude · 31-01-2018 8:38pm

Chicken wings

Do you agree?

31-01-2018 8:59pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Chicken wings

Do you agree?

Yes

What's the difference between chicken wings and buffalo wings on the menu?

Bob Harris · 01-02-2018 8:37am

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Yes

What's the difference between chicken wings and buffalo wings on the menu?

I'm gonna say alphabetical order.

Do you ever wonder how bands with shíte songs like The Cardigans were played off the radio?

Lorelli! · 01-02-2018 11:16am

Bob Harris wrote: »

I'm gonna say alphabetical order.

Do you ever wonder how bands with shíte songs like The Cardigans were played off the radio?

I thought they were alright. Some catchy songs.

Do you wear cardigans?

Bob Harris · 01-02-2018 11:35am

Lorelli! wrote: »

I thought they were alright. Some catchy songs.

Do you wear cardigans?

Not in the grandfatherly sense.

Of someone told you to buy them 20 fags what brand would you get?

Lorelli! · 01-02-2018 11:39am

Bob Harris wrote: »

Not in the grandfatherly sense.

Of someone told you to buy them 20 fags what brand would you get?

Silk Cut Purple because whenever we went to see my granny we always bought her 40 Silk Cut Purple and two scratch cards.

Do you like the scratching part of scratch cards?

Bob Harris · 01-02-2018 12:02pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Silk Cut Purple because whenever we went to see my granny we always bought her 40 Silk Cut Purple and two scratch cards.

Do you like the scratching part of scratch cards?

The winning part slightly trumps the scratching part.

What is your favourite excuse?

Lorelli! · 01-02-2018 12:24pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

The winning part slightly trumps the scratching part.

What is your favourite excuse?

Usually my excuses are valid so not sure I have a favourite but I did use to "forget" my homework copy in school sometimes.

Would you ever drink water or juice or things like that from a cup?

Bob Harris · 01-02-2018 12:37pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Usually my excuses are valid so not sure I have a favourite but I did use to "forget" my homework copy in school sometimes.

Would you ever drink water or juice or things like that from a cup?

If there was nothing else available.

Would you drink soup from a glass?

Lorelli! · 01-02-2018 12:46pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

If there was nothing else available.

Would you drink soup from a glass?

Like you if I had to but it wouldn't feel right.

When you've been away for a while and get to your front door, do you ever say the words "home sweet home" to your self?

Bob Harris · 01-02-2018 12:55pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Like you if I had to but it wouldn't feel right.

When you've been away for a while and get to your front door, do you ever say the words "home sweet home" to your self?

I usually go in through the garage.

Do you have a key hidden outside?

Lorelli! · 01-02-2018 3:34pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I usually go in through the garage.

Do you have a key hidden outside?

Nope

Is the sun shining in the window today and giving you the illusion that it's hot outside?

Bob Harris · 01-02-2018 3:58pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Nope

Is the sun shining in the window today and giving you the illusion that it's hot outside?

I don't see any sun.

Have you ever taken the advice of GnR and used your illusion?

Lorelli! · 01-02-2018 4:19pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I don't see any sun.

Have you ever taken the advice of GnR and used your illusion?

No I'm under no illusions!

In Southpark, there's an episode called Imaginationland where all the beings created by human imagination live. Do you have any little critters in your imagination that might reside there?

Bob Harris · 02-02-2018 10:53am

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I'm under no illusions!

In Southpark, there's an episode called Imaginationland where all the beings created by human imagination live. Do you have any little critters in your imagination that might reside there?

None of my little critters have moved out yet.

Is your sink blocked?

Lorelli! · 02-02-2018 11:01am

Bob Harris wrote: »

None of my little critters have moved out yet.

Is your sink blocked?

No my sink is in fine working order.

If you had a Word of the Day everyday, what would it be today?

Bob Harris · 02-02-2018 11:04am

Lorelli! wrote: »

No my sink is in fine working order.

If you had a Word of the Day everyday, what would it be today?

Gravelly.

Have you ever gotten a pizza free because it didn't arrive within the agreed time?

Lorelli! · 02-02-2018 11:33am

Bob Harris wrote: »

Gravelly.

Have you ever gotten a pizza free because it didn't arrive within the agreed time?

No I haven't. I wonder are there people who actually time it to the minute.

Would you rather be a goalie and let in a peno or take a penalty shot and miss it?

Bob Harris · 02-02-2018 12:06pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I haven't. I wonder are there people who actually time it to the minute.

Would you rather be a goalie and let in a peno or take a penalty shot and miss it?

A goalie and let it in. There's no expectation for a keeper to save one but everyone thinks the taker should score.

Have you ever taken a penalty?

Lorelli! · 02-02-2018 12:47pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

A goalie and let it in. There's no expectation for a keeper to save one but everyone thinks the taker should score.

Have you ever taken a penalty?

No I don't think I have. I'd say it's so nerve-wracking.

Which is worse, a wag or a groupie?

Bob Harris · 02-02-2018 12:50pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I don't think I have. I'd say it's so nerve-wracking.

Which is worse, a wag or a groupie?

Whichever one is bothering you.

Do pennies or ounces make pounds?

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